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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

do we not get unemployment numbers today

i bet we dont

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

do we not get unemployment numbers today

the number is cool and good, do not worry fellow citizen

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol imagine living in a country that shuts down fast food during a communicable disease pandemic. What a bunch of losers

Bizarrely, McDonald's shut down all its restaurants in the UK well before the government issued any guidance. McD's closing was the first time a lot of people here started taking this thing seriously and they likely saved a few lives.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



got multiple news pushes to my phone that dow futures were up all night last night lamo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

do we not get unemployment numbers today

it doesn’t matter. American is open for business! Get to work!

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


BMX Ninja posted:

Bizarrely, McDonald's shut down all its restaurants in the UK well before the government issued any guidance.

:tinfoil:

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

IRS just sent me a notice demanding I stop shitposting in CSPAM and they are holding my check. Goddamnit.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1252957045780865027?s=19

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Isizzlehorn posted:

Since the last one, the dinos are free and/or sold on the black market as slaves.

I wonder if they'll finally do the thing in the book where the raptors get to speak english and wield guns?

they'll probably make it about going to another park to recover an antidote or some bullshit or mostly ignore the dinosaurs being out in the world

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


wonder if this is delusionally optimistic or merely irresponsibly optimistic

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


it’s amazing becuase literally everything in it is false

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
Just sent an email to my governor's unpaid intern begging him to listen to public health experts and not to kill his constituents for money :smith:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FizFashizzle posted:

do we not get unemployment numbers today

those are usually on thrusdays

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Gio posted:

americans going back to work

:eyepop:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i found the unemployment rate on the BLS website:



up slightly from Feb but probably just noise

Dancer
May 23, 2011
Lucius update: "gently caress your board game, this is my spot"

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


well hopefully a one year delay won't be too bad for most countries but i don't think the US is making it that long

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SpaceGoku posted:

wonder if this is delusionally optimistic or merely irresponsibly optimistic

yes

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

I wonder if that means “a vaccine will be mass produced and commercially available by March 2021” or “we’ll know which of the candidates works by March 2021”

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Dancer posted:

Lucius update: "gently caress your board game, this is my spot"



good catte

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

doesn't the unemployment rate only count people who don't have jobs but are looking, so if no one is looking because there are no jobs and you can't safely leave your home then the unemployment rate is 0% :smugdon:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the fed should just offer subsidies to found individual work-at-home masturbation clinics for the mentally handicapped

full employment instantly

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BattleMaster posted:

doesn't the unemployment rate only count people who don't have jobs but are looking, so if no one is looking because there are no jobs and you can't safely leave your home then the unemployment rate is 0% :smugdon:

Yes what's called the U6 employment number is even worse.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

so instead of washing their hands people will have to wash their clothes. very smart

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Open them up! Open it all up! Hard working! Thank you!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Mr. Trump! My wife is hideous! Open it up so she is acceptable to look at again!

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


BMX Ninja posted:

Bizarrely, McDonald's shut down all its restaurants in the UK well before the government issued any guidance. McD's closing was the first time a lot of people here started taking this thing seriously and they likely saved a few lives.

i bet if you dig deep enough it has something to do with stricter liability laws that could cost mcdonalds a lot in the uk

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

FizFashizzle posted:

do we not get unemployment numbers today

first friday of every month for the national numbers, then there are weekly jobless claims

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SpaceGoku posted:

wonder if this is delusionally optimistic or merely irresponsibly optimistic

well I know scientists with vaccine research experience said things like 12 - 18 months is unrealistic given the amount complexity that goes into the clinical screen process.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

didn't they try to rush science in the fly and end up just screwing up a dog and some evil dude?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/j_sato/status/1252945609620893697?s=19

So the current list of countries with BCG/COVID-19 trials planned or underway IIRC is:

Netherlands
UK
France
Germany
Greece
Australia
India
Austria
USA
Vietnam

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

baw posted:

so instead of washing their hands people will have to wash their clothes. very smart

To be honest, when I come home from grocery shopping I change my clothes.

And take a full shower.

Because I am terrified of contracting anything.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
good news, everyone
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252964659960971265

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Dancer posted:

Lucius update: "gently caress your board game, this is my spot"



did you build a fort with your cushions? if so that's pretty awesome

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

CODChimera posted:

how is there another one??

I think Covid is likely to cancel movie theaters forever thank god

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Dork457 posted:

Pretty sure the guy in the opening scene that lifts the gate is dead.

a few people died during the construction in the book, and hammond himself dies in the book (as does malcom, until critchton needed him for a sequel)

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Man, the Marvel movies have really done a number on Jeremy Renner.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

HAHA, ok. Stay tuned to feel more confident citizens.

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Starks
Sep 24, 2006

euphronius posted:

it’s amazing becuase literally everything in it is false

that’s exactly what I’ve been saying: Donald trump is way younger than he claims to be.

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