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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



ElGroucho posted:

Seems like it says more about Australia than the methodology

I think it really has more to do with Rupert Murdoch's perversion of the country's narrative.

Every country he has a hand in has bug house crazy right wingers.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Strong Sauce posted:

maybe i'm dumb but maybe the mayor of a city should be responsible for the health and safety of its citizens...

What? That's communism!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1253041723510587394
i guess i shouldn't be surprised, but that LV mayor is amazing, not a trace of a soul to be found

The best thing is that she's not actually the mayor of "Las Vegas" as we think of it-- the strip is all in unincorporated land that's in the county's control, I think the only big thing in Las Vegas proper is the Golden Nugget.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Teddybear posted:

The best thing is that she's not actually the mayor of "Las Vegas" as we think of it-- the strip is all in unincorporated land that's in the county's control, I think the only big thing in Las Vegas proper is the Golden Nugget.

actually it's incorporated under the Kingdom of EHF, and order is maintained by my legion of upgraded Securitrons

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Teddybear posted:

The best thing is that she's not actually the mayor of "Las Vegas" as we think of it-- the strip is all in unincorporated land that's in the county's control, I think the only big thing in Las Vegas proper is the Golden Nugget.

Lmao, IIRC the Golden Nugget is the casino I went to with my little bro when he was too young to gamble/drink because it has a neon/blacklight bowling alley. It was hosting a convention for Rockabillies, a thing I did know existed at the time. I remember walking in there and thinking that I had discovered the true Las Vegas culture.

numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

I think the gop’s real problem with vote by mail is that is legitimizes the post office and they want that shot dead.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1253034005462646784


maybe i'm dumb but maybe the mayor of a city should be responsible for the health and safety of its citizens...

can't wait for all the old chuds protesting 85+ degree weather demanding they be allowed to play their favorite slot machines.

She’s not mayor because she’s highly qualified for the job. She’s mayor because she’s the wife of the previous mayor, whose main qualifications were being a mob lawyer, and being paid to advertise Bombay Sapphire gin at official government functions.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

She’s not mayor because she’s highly qualified for the job. She’s mayor because she’s the wife of the previous mayor, whose main qualifications were being a mob lawyer, and being paid to advertise Bombay Sapphire gin at official government functions.

yeah i looked up his wikipedia page and lol

Remarks to schoolchildren

On March 3, 2005, Goodman spoke to a group of fourth-graders at Jo Mackey Elementary School. When asked what he would take with him if marooned on a desert island, the mayor replied, "A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin." When asked about his hobbies, the mayor named drinking Bombay Sapphire Gin as a favorite. Later, when asked to comment about his statements, Goodman was unapologetic: "I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer, the kid shouldn't have asked the question." This caused an outcry from parents whose children heard the remark, and school officials said the remark was inappropriate.[26][27]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas

In July 2006 the mayor criticized the Ubisoft game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas for its premise of terrorism in Las Vegas, because he thought it may tarnish the city's image. He stated, "It's based on a false premise.... It could be harmful economically, and it may be something that's not entitled to free speech (protection).... I will ask... whether or not we can stop it."[28] Publication of the game was not hindered.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
tom clancy’s mandalay six: bump stock

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
they could've appeased him by renaming it Tom Clancy's Bombay Sapphire Gin

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Not gonna lie, seeking gin to children is about what I'd expect from Mayor Vegas and really, you're raising your children in Las Vegas, let's not pretend they don't want gin.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1253041723510587394
i guess i shouldn't be surprised, but that LV mayor is amazing, not a trace of a soul to be found

god i hate it when chuds say something idiotic, get called out on it, deny they said the idiotic thing they just said mere SECONDS ago, and the go on to reaffirm the original idiotic thing. ALL IN REAL TIME

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1253034005462646784


maybe i'm dumb but maybe the mayor of a city should be responsible for the health and safety of its citizens...

Nobody is held accountable anymore. Nobody.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

flashy_mcflash posted:

Not gonna lie, seeking gin to children is about what I'd expect from Mayor Vegas and really, you're raising your children in Las Vegas, let's not pretend they don't want gin.

Not loving cool IMO. Kids need a few years of Zima/wine coolers before you throw them in the deep end.

Fake edit counterpoint: Making kids take a few shots of gin would be more effective than DARE ever was.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
gonna make my children drink Malört to keep them on the straight and narrow

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


davidspackage posted:

Nobody is held accountable anymore. Nobody.

"Anymore"? As of when?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

gonna make my children drink Malört to keep them on the straight and narrow

You loving monster

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cup Runneth Over posted:

"Anymore"? As of when?

there was a time they would hang the nobility for behaving like this.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

vyelkin posted:

they could've appeased him by renaming it Tom Clancy's Bombay Sapphire Gin

"Team, your mission is to storm the building, neutralise the terrorists and save the hostages. But first, let's relax a moment with a cool, crisp Bombay Sapphire Gin. It really hits the spot!"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I'm a teetotaling weirdo but I've always wondered what Bombay Sapphire tastes like. It looks like Windex.

Edit: oh, I guess just the bottle is blue? Still, not exactly appetizing

Heath has issued a correction as of 10:58 on Apr 23, 2020

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

I'm a teetotaling weirdo but I've always wondered what Bombay Sapphire tastes like. It looks like Windex.

Edit: oh, I guess just the bottle is blue? Still, not exactly appetizing

Tastes like gin. Goes best with tonic water.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Tashilicious posted:

there was a time they would hang the nobility for behaving like this.

When was that?

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

Tastes like gin. Goes best with tonic water.

:) "What does this taste like?"
:eng101: "It tastes like this other thing you haven't tasted."

I, too, am a teetotaling weirdo, but I've at least tasted a few, and find all alcohols taste exactly like Windex.

Which I have also sampled, obviously.

Shadow0 has issued a correction as of 11:17 on Apr 23, 2020

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Pretty much all hard liquor tastes like rear end if you don't mix it with something, and I say that as someone who's been drinking consistently for 15 years.

I used to be into whisky because I thought it made me cool and worldly, and then stopped when I realized I hated the taste.

Also I still can't wrap my mind about how the country of the "free" has turned into France before the revolution, but instead of organizing any push back against the bourgeoisie America is voting for better weapons for the police to quell any unrest.

Utterly mind boggling.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Son of Rodney posted:

Pretty much all hard liquor tastes like rear end if you don't mix it with something, and I say that as someone who's been drinking consistently for 15 years.

I used to be into whisky because I thought it made me cool and worldly, and then stopped when I realized I hated the taste.

Also I still can't wrap my mind about how the country of the "free" has turned into France before the revolution, but instead of organizing any push back against the bourgeoisie America is voting for better weapons for the police to quell any unrest.

Utterly mind boggling.

Being less miserable is socialism. Work hard, not smart

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Heath posted:

I'm a teetotaling weirdo but I've always wondered what Bombay Sapphire tastes like. It looks like Windex.

Edit: oh, I guess just the bottle is blue? Still, not exactly appetizing

Yeah, I was disappointed when I discovered it's just the bottle. However, :eng101: gin & tonic flouresces under ultra-violet light, so if you have a glass on a sunny day you can see it glowing purple ever-so-slightly. It's better indoors if you have any sort of UV source, like a blacklight or fishtank lights.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



goatsestretchgoals posted:

Not loving cool IMO. Kids need a few years of Zima/wine coolers before you throw them in the deep end.

Fake edit counterpoint: Making kids take a few shots of gin would be more effective than DARE ever was.

Yeah DARE kinda got me interested in finding out about drugs. I remember they passed around this big board with little plastic blisters on it with drugs in them and I was just fascinated by all the pills.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Son of Rodney posted:

Pretty much all hard liquor tastes like rear end if you don't mix it with something, and I say that as someone who's been drinking consistently for 15 years.

I used to be into whisky because I thought it made me cool and worldly, and then stopped when I realized I hated the taste.

Also I still can't wrap my mind about how the country of the "free" has turned into France before the revolution, but instead of organizing any push back against the bourgeoisie America is voting for better weapons for the police to quell any unrest.

Utterly mind boggling.

Either they believe that they're temporarily embarrassed millionaires still or they will have to fight side by side by THOSE people, and we can't have that

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

ManBoyChef posted:

Yeah DARE kinda got me interested in finding out about drugs. I remember they passed around this big board with little plastic blisters on it with drugs in them and I was just fascinated by all the pills.

I remember having a DARE shirt back in college. Saying "Just say no!" before you take a huge bong rip was pretty amusing. :drugnerd:

Also, the best Gin mixer is Ginger Ale.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

cumshitter posted:

yeah i looked up his wikipedia page and lol

Remarks to schoolchildren

On March 3, 2005, Goodman spoke to a group of fourth-graders at Jo Mackey Elementary School. When asked what he would take with him if marooned on a desert island, the mayor replied, "A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin." When asked about his hobbies, the mayor named drinking Bombay Sapphire Gin as a favorite. Later, when asked to comment about his statements, Goodman was unapologetic: "I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer, the kid shouldn't have asked the question." This caused an outcry from parents whose children heard the remark, and school officials said the remark was inappropriate.[26][27]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas

In July 2006 the mayor criticized the Ubisoft game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas for its premise of terrorism in Las Vegas, because he thought it may tarnish the city's image. He stated, "It's based on a false premise.... It could be harmful economically, and it may be something that's not entitled to free speech (protection).... I will ask... whether or not we can stop it."[28] Publication of the game was not hindered.

awesome

ManBoyChef posted:

Yeah DARE kinda got me interested in finding out about drugs. I remember they passed around this big board with little plastic blisters on it with drugs in them and I was just fascinated by all the pills.

I have heard, and now that I'm typing it I'm going to try to confirm it, that children who went through the DARE program were more likely to do drugs than those that didn't. I also remember around prom time one year there was this ad campaign where they described in intricate detail how to do basically every drug. Like, here's how you cook heroin. Here's how you prep cocaine. It was insane. Then I guess the point was that you weren't supposed to do drugs.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Son of Rodney posted:

Pretty much all hard liquor tastes like rear end if you don't mix it with something, and I say that as someone who's been drinking consistently for 15 years.

I used to be into whisky because I thought it made me cool and worldly, and then stopped when I realized I hated the taste.

Sometimes I slightly kind of regret avoiding drinking because there're (presumably) so many flavors out there to experience. But now that I think about it, the most common thing I hear when people talk about alcohol is how much they hate the flavor of X.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Sloe gin looks like bloody water at least

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If you really want to get kids not to do drugs, just show them TCC.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Heath posted:

I'm a teetotaling weirdo but I've always wondered what Bombay Sapphire tastes like. It looks like Windex.

Edit: oh, I guess just the bottle is blue? Still, not exactly appetizing

Its kinda like running through a pine forest naked with your mouth open.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Forceholy posted:

I remember having a DARE shirt back in college. Saying "Just say no!" before you take a huge bong rip was pretty amusing. :drugnerd:

Also, the best Gin mixer is Ginger Ale.

I don't just say no, I'm too busy saying yeah!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Stop chugging aquarium cleaner to cure the 'rona, now you can just chug head-lice medicine!
Drug used to treat head lice 'could kill off coronavirus in two days', scientists claim

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oh there is a blue liqueur though, Cureçao:



It tastes of oranges. The blue's artificial because it's meant to make you think of the blue seas visible from the island it's named after.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm told every hardcore alcoholic eventually just ends up on vodka.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Tesseraction posted:

Oh there is a blue liqueur though, Cureçao:



It tastes of oranges. The blue's artificial because it's meant to make you think of the blue seas visible from the island it's named after.

Oh god, I got drunk on that stuff once (Blue Bols & Vodka) when I was a teenager. Bright blue vomit and a terrible hangover.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Stoatbringer posted:

Oh god, I got drunk on that stuff once (Blue Bols & Vodka) when I was a teenager. Bright blue vomit and a terrible hangover.
But did you think of the blue seas?

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