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SelenicMartian posted:But did you think of the blue seas? Sea sickness
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm told every hardcore alcoholic eventually just ends up on vodka. That seems fair. I should probably slow down
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gin is the only drink that cutting with tonic sounds like a good idea
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Ghost Leviathan posted:If you really want to get kids not to do drugs, just show them TCC. My brother had to do an anti-drug unit for the kids he teaches and I suggested he just make them watch "Requiem for a Dream". He didn't, but I stand by the suggestion.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:gin is the only drink that cutting with tonic sounds like a good idea it is, but when sitting out on your porch enjoying the afternoon its better to mix it with lemonade
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Fake edit counterpoint: Making kids take a few shots of gin would be more effective than DARE ever was. while staying with family my kid accidentally drank some horrible watermelon vodka thing that looked like fruit punch and has committed to never drink alcohol again
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Shadow0 posted:Sometimes I slightly kind of regret avoiding drinking because there're (presumably) so many flavors out there to experience. But now that I think about it, the most common thing I hear when people talk about alcohol is how much they hate the flavor of X. I mean, there are a poo poo load of flavors and it can be very fun to sample a lot of stuff, but for me there's always the burning lovely taste of highly concentrated alcohol that accompanies it. There's some mostly high end stuff that actually is smooth and nice to me, but it's hard to find. If you mix it as I said, as in gin and tonic, or whisky soda, or basically anything that dilutes it a bit, it can taste very nice. I once drank with a guy who has bigly into gin and tonic and he let me try a bunch of fancy gins that all tastes vastly differently, it blew my mind. Don't let the ghost of flavors undrunk influence you tho, if you don't like it then more Power to you, it's ultimately not healthy in any case.
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Son of Rodney posted:I mean, there are a poo poo load of flavors and it can be very fun to sample a lot of stuff, but for me there's always the burning lovely taste of highly concentrated alcohol that accompanies it. There's some mostly high end stuff that actually is smooth and nice to me, but it's hard to find. Yeah, I've already made it this far in life without it. But also, the fact that you need to mix it with stuff to make it palatable speaks volumes. I'll just drink the mix-ins on their own. That said, paying $7 for Sprite with some grenadine sucks. It's good though.
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Tesseraction posted:Sloe gin looks like bloody water at least And is one of the key ingredients of a Sloe Comfortable Screw (and its variant, the Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall) Tinestram has issued a correction as of 16:20 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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The sloe is pronounced "sloo" not "slow".
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Wait, my drinking started at vodka and vodka-based mixes. Where am I supposed to go from there?
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Randalor posted:Wait, my drinking started at vodka and vodka-based mixes. Where am I supposed to go from there? Mouthwash from Dollar General
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Randalor posted:Wait, my drinking started at vodka and vodka-based mixes. Where am I supposed to go from there? GHB (I'm joking though, that stuff is pretty dangerous and the consequences from taking it can be pretty astounding.)
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ManBoyChef posted:GHB (I'm joking though, that stuff is pretty dangerous and the consequences from taking it can be pretty astounding.) I learned how to make that from nail polish remover in TCC. (not joking) The most dangerous part was the extremely narrow dosage window. Good times otherwise.
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I'm boring and just drink tequila and whiskey and the occasional wacky mix like vanilla flavored vodka and sprite (or any other fruit flavored soda). Are there any funny goon alcoholism stories?
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goatsestretchgoals posted:gin is the only drink that cutting with tonic sounds like a good idea The funny thing is that originally it was the other way around.
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if you're not drinking at least 2 Manhattans every Trump-night lmao
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Elephant Ambush posted:I'm boring and just drink tequila and whiskey and the occasional wacky mix like vanilla flavored vodka and sprite (or any other fruit flavored soda). turn off your monitor
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:if you're not drinking at least 2 Manhattans every Trump-night lmao 
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Man, I really wonder what HST would say to all this.
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Power Khan posted:Man, I really wonder what HST would say to all this. TRUMP
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Elephant Ambush posted:I'm boring and just drink tequila and whiskey and the occasional wacky mix like vanilla flavored vodka and sprite (or any other fruit flavored soda). I have some benzo stories.
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there's very few funny booze stories outside of like, inside jokes among friends just not the right kind of brain altering and it's too normie. I'm sure if joose was sold on every street corner, your co-worker talking about blacking out for 3 days and ordering a piano would be droll and not worth discussing
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GHB also causes HGH levels to rise so at least you’ll be jacked and sleepy all the time instead of skinny and sleepy all the time like boring ol opiate addicts.
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Shadow0 posted:Yeah, I've already made it this far in life without it. yeah eating plain peppercorns sucks, may as well never mix them with anything
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"What does this taste like?"
"It tastes like this other thing you haven't tasted."
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Epic High Five posted:there's very few funny booze stories outside of like, inside jokes among friends Yeah I wasn't asking for tragic life destroying stories, just funny stuff like embarrassing poo poo people did while blacked out that didn't really hurt anyone.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Yeah I wasn't asking for tragic life destroying stories, just funny stuff like embarrassing poo poo people did while blacked out that didn't really hurt anyone. When I was in college I knew a few people who'd get blackout drunk and jump in front of cars or smash poo poo and run screaming into the night and later we'd figure out they'd actually drunk maybe one whole can of Coors
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Epic High Five posted:there's very few funny booze stories outside of like, inside jokes among friends my second time ever drinking was at a mexican place doing margarita monday and i was like 'wow i can't taste booze in these huge glasses at all! i'll have more!' and that's how i ended up puking in the bushes along a main street in the middle of southern california summer evening yet somehow not getting picked up for public intoxication. no idea how i'd have made it back to my friend i was visiting's place if he hadn't been there with me  this is very boring but i do find it amusing in hindsight so i'm making GBS threads the thread up
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Kitfox88 posted:my second time ever drinking was at a mexican place doing margarita monday and i was like 'wow i can't taste booze in these huge glasses at all! i'll have more!' and that's how i ended up puking in the bushes along a main street in the middle of southern california summer evening yet somehow not getting picked up for public intoxication. no idea how i'd have made it back to my friend i was visiting's place if he hadn't been there with me It's fine because I like seeing your av
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the best part about being an alcoholic is that you don’t remember the embarrassing poo poo you did
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Elephant Ambush posted:It's fine because I like seeing your av I feel like 2/3rds of people have a "second time drinking" story more or less like this one because your body hasn't recognized alcohol as poison just yet and you don't have a good mental model for how to drink safely. I drank a shitload of vodka the second time I drank for similar reasons, and had to figure out how to get into my parent's house without being seen because I was shirtless after throwing away my puke-covered t-shirt.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:the best part about being an alcoholic is that you don’t remember the embarrassing poo poo you did Other people do though and will never let you live it down
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Notahippie posted:I feel like 2/3rds of people have a "second time drinking" story more or less like this one because your body hasn't recognized alcohol as poison just yet and you don't have a good mental model for how to drink safely. I drank a shitload of vodka the second time I drank for similar reasons, and had to figure out how to get into my parent's house without being seen because I was shirtless after throwing away my puke-covered t-shirt. Your avatar makes me want to hear some of Shane MacGowan drunks stories. I still can't believe he didn't drink himself to death in the 80s.
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we have found the grail https://twitter.com/politico/status/1253392663002468354?s=20
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:we have found the grail That dog in the pic they used has seen SO MUCH poo poo.
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Imagine how diseased your brain has to be to cry tears of joy upon seeing the dumbest man alive come out on stage in anticipation of two hours of him interrupting himself.
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:we have found the grail I am all of a sudden in overwhelming favor of opening the US back for business, baby.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Imagine how diseased your brain has to be to cry tears of joy upon seeing the dumbest man alive come out on stage in anticipation of two hours of him interrupting himself. it's a trump rally not a biden rally
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Kitfox88 posted:it's a trump rally not a biden rally oh my god you're so loving clever
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