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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




every time i go to the grocery store and pick something off the shelf i have to avert my eyes from the judgment of the Dancing Pallbearers staring at me from window to the aisle on the other side

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

CODChimera posted:

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

Or kill us all trying

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

CODChimera posted:

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

absolutely yes

he also thinks he can personally move the entire stock market

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

CODChimera posted:

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

He thinks the sun might help.

The sun is just a big nuclear fire.

Has he thought about nuking the virus?

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More Kansas protest today















I see the death cult is out in full force trying real hard to become martyrs for the brave cause of... * check notes * not being inconvenienced.

:wtc:

Lol white people. Imagine fearing being inconvenienced so much by a failing system that you go out of your way to corrode those foundations even further in some sort of pyrrhic gesture as punisher wannabe minutemen cosplayers.

"Finally! I'm relevant!" they think, as they become the first to be chewed up and sacrificed to the fascist machine they're setting in motion.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

but the constitution has been quarantined for like a hundred years

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ummmmm

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CODChimera posted:

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

yes

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

yes lets just use words however the gently caress i want without regard to what it means

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




im sure that scratch on her door was just an accident and not somebody keying it in retaliation for some bigoted act

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

eighty-four merc posted:

he's gonna piss off his 5G truther base by suggesting bombarding the body with non ionizing radiation makes the disease better

UV is ionizing

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

gotta say I like how a few weeks ago people died because they ingested fish tank cleaner because they saw something in it that sounded similar to the drug trump was touting. and now the president is seriously suggesting we look into using cleaning products to treat people infected with the virus. at one point seeming to suggest injecting it directly into the lungs

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


CODChimera posted:

Does trump think that he personally can find a cure?

Yes, because then he can be a bigly hero and everybody will finally love him and stop being mean to him and give him the recognition he deserves for being the bestest president ever.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



that liquid breathing suit in the abyss but it's full of lysol

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
socialism IS amazing

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Why the gently caress is a giant dumb baby asking if we can inject light into people at the daily national pandemic briefing?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

So stoked that perineum sunning is the way to cure roni

:nws:

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Stereotype posted:

Why the gently caress is a giant dumb baby asking if we can inject light into people at the daily national pandemic briefing?

Lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m ready for socialism

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




shovelbum posted:

the amount of indoctrination necessary to make a strategic national stockpile feel anything but extremely right and good must be insane

like think about a massive government warehouse full of potatoes just waiting for time of greatest need and tell me you don't feel so warm and good and smart

potatos cant be refrigerated (it makes them lovely for frying) and rot in a few weeks in storage. they would need to be processed into things.

a planned economy would have a system to get the surplus that cant be eaten to distillers, starch factories, etc and stockpile/distribute the stable products

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
If chuds can go outside during the lockdown to protest the lockdown then what are they even protesting.

Aren't gatherings banned and if yes why isn't anyone getting arrested? lmao america

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Entenzahn posted:

If chuds can go outside during the lockdown to protest the lockdown then what are they even protesting.

Aren't gatherings banned and if yes why isn't anyone getting arrested? lmao america

ikr

lmao a tyrant would have killed them

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

wow trump is socialist now. 2020 sure is something

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



lol amazing

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Wow, hearts of iron 5 is looking good

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Ringo Roadagain posted:

gotta say I like how a few weeks ago people died because they ingested fish tank cleaner because they saw something in it that sounded similar to the drug trump was touting. and now the president is seriously suggesting we look into using cleaning products to treat people infected with the virus. at one point seeming to suggest injecting it directly into the lungs

give his miracle cure a chance

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Antonymous posted:

UV is ionizing

lol I'm a dumbass. at least my mom is very proud of my worthless stem degree

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Entenzahn posted:

If chuds can go outside during the lockdown to protest the lockdown then what are they even protesting.

Aren't gatherings banned and if yes why isn't anyone getting arrested? lmao america

they want their servants to be forced back to work at gunpoint for nine dollars an hour

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007



all that poo poo straight into my veins (except the boogers)

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!
Brb injecting Lysol directly into my heart to defeat the evil villain Coronavirus

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Helith posted:

lol amazing

Yeah, Abbott is now to the left of ACOSS, ALP and even the Greens on this. Roni has broken a lot of brains.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Real hurthling! posted:

potatos cant be refrigerated (it makes them lovely for frying) and rot in a few weeks in storage. they would need to be processed into things.

a planned economy would have a system to get the surplus that cant be eaten to distillers, starch factories, etc and stockpile/distribute the stable products

National curly fry repository

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Inceltown posted:

So stoked that perineum sunning is the way to cure roni

:nws:



#taintedlove

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.
It's even funnier when you think about how America's medical regulations are completely disappearing and quackery is quick becoming federal policy.

I mean honestly what did we expect. I'm surprised it took a pandemic for someone as stupid and venal as Donald Trump to wreck America's medical system.

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
somebody overlay that soldier saying "WHAT THE gently caress" during that ousted SecNavy's speech, but over trumo at the podium today

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

twoday posted:

vaping seems to coat your lungs in fat, so you're probably fine

https://twitter.com/atscommunity/status/1203388746089091074?s=20

That study is specifically about vaping with illegal bootleg street cartridges.

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