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human garbage bag posted:will raising my blood alcohol level help kill the virus?
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human garbage bag posted:will raising my blood alcohol level help kill the virus? 
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etalian posted:lmao at the progression of Trumpy can't wait trump to perform a laying of hands that will also cast out the fake news media
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human garbage bag posted:will raising my blood alcohol level help kill the virus? If you raise it high enough, absolutely At that concentration it'll preserve your corpse quite nicely, too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pVtOp50YE The last Republican public figure I didn't want to actually murder.
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Apr 24, 2020 13:42
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how many people do you think are going to die from melanomas that doctors couldnt find because they shoved a uv flashlight up their rear end and sunburned their colon?
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Apr 24, 2020 13:45
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facetoucher cat posted:I took a shower and saw blood running down my chest and arm and freaked out because I wasn't in pain and didn't know where it was coming from. Turns out it was coming from my ear so that's lovely. I can hear just fine and didn't use a swab or something before so, lmao it's prolly nothing https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/ear-infection/ear-bleeding-causes#1
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Apr 24, 2020 13:49
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NofrikinfuN posted:how many people do you think are going to die from melanomas that doctors couldnt find because they shoved a uv flashlight up their rear end and sunburned their colon? many such cases, sad!
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facetoucher cat posted:I took a shower and saw blood running down my chest and arm and freaked out because I wasn't in pain and didn't know where it was coming from. Turns out it was coming from my ear so that's lovely. I can hear just fine and didn't use a swab or something before so, lmao i googled ear bleeding and the first two results were cancer and pregnancy, hth
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Apr 24, 2020 13:50
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they put you in a hotel room and then you die?
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Apr 24, 2020 13:50
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haha  this fuckin this some random news station pulls up the footage that 100% exists for every breathing moment in that press room that press area is always being archived somewhere, with tv cameras ingesting every angle of that space both as photos and video  release the feeds. all of them.
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Apr 24, 2020 13:51
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Impkins Patootie posted:they put you in a hotel room and then you die? Presumably the idea is you are quarantined in a way that doesn't take up a hospital bed while you are no longer in critical condition. I guess their appraisal of patient status had a few type 2 errors
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Apr 24, 2020 13:53
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I've sold intravenous bleach to Florida, Georgia and New York and by god it put them on the map!
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Apr 24, 2020 13:54
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tag yourself Just kidding! Posters are always experts.
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Apr 24, 2020 13:55
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Putting pine sol in my butt to stop the rona
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Apr 24, 2020 13:56
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:i googled ear bleeding and the first two results were cancer and pregnancy, hth sweet, I've got a pregnant cancer brain full of trump. I think the other goon was dead on with just something draining from air pressure, there was some potential tornado stuff (again) yesterday. I'm looking forward to this storm season
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Apr 24, 2020 13:57
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If some experts say that drinking bleach is bad doesn't that mean most experts approve of it? Many sides
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Apr 24, 2020 13:57
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What is she thinking
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Apr 24, 2020 13:58
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So my wife had something that the doctor said she needs to the hospital for in case she was having internal bleeding. We went and she spent like 3 hours sat in a hallway with coughing covid patients parked on gurneys on either side of her lol rip us
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Apr 24, 2020 13:59
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Someone get Parasite Eve in front of trump so be can go on and on about mitochondria
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Apr 24, 2020 14:01
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Which brand of disinfectant has the fewest calories and the best flavor?
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facetoucher cat posted:I took a shower and saw blood running down my chest and arm and freaked out because I wasn't in pain and didn't know where it was coming from. Turns out it was coming from my ear so that's lovely. I can hear just fine and didn't use a swab or something before so, lmao Hello goon friend. I to have much ear trouble. Its possible to have an inner ear infection and only have a sense of pressure and fullness and not any real pain. Its also possible for blood and pus to leak around the eardrum or thru a small perforation without rupturing the eardrum. If you have no serious pain, and if you can still hear ok from that ear, you will be ok. Get to a doctor as soon as possible for antibiotic pills and eardrops. Also a small chance you only had a pimple pop in the ear canal. Go to doctor to check.
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facetoucher cat posted:I took a shower and saw blood running down my chest and arm and freaked out because I wasn't in pain and didn't know where it was coming from. Turns out it was coming from my ear so that's lovely. I can hear just fine and didn't use a swab or something before so, lmao One time I threw up and the force of it ruptured my ear drum, I bled bright red blood. That ear is all messed up though from surgeries, so its easily busted.
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Apr 24, 2020 14:04
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Charlz Guybon posted:Is this the test NYC did that said 15% of the city had antibodies? the Abbott ID now is a point of care pcr test. it detects virus rna. Abbott recently released a serology test (antibodies) but not for the point of care device. the virus test uses real time pcr and the sample is nasopharyngeal swab the serology test uses ELISA/chemiluminescence and the sample is blood
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The Alpha Centauri posted:What is she thinking *crack* *ping!*
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Apr 24, 2020 14:05
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WAIT, HE MUSED OUT LOUD WE CAN INJECT DRAIN CLEANER AND/OR UV LIGHT INTO PEOPLE TO SOLVE THIS gently caress MY EYEBALLS
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Apr 24, 2020 14:07
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having one hosed up semi functional ear is pretty good though because you can sleep on your good ear and block out disruptive sounds. I’m basically a x man
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Apr 24, 2020 14:07
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Sat down to start my wfh cozy computer toucher job and then immediately had to stop because I remembered the time our big wet boy wanted to know why we all can't just drink bleach and inject lysol.
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Apr 24, 2020 14:09
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The Alpha Centauri posted:What is she thinking My big strong (wet) president.
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Apr 24, 2020 14:10
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Norton the First posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pVtOp50YE There is a giant sticky thread at the top of the forums about this sort of phrasing, please read it
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mrmcd posted:Sat down to start my wfh cozy computer toucher job and then immediately had to stop because I remembered the time our big wet boy wanted to know why we all can't just drink bleach and inject lysol. thought of a stupid president and (my productivity) died
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Also I was on Twitter all day yesterday while the discourse was bad and woke up today to the president telling people to inject bleach. The news stops for no one, not even God.
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Apr 24, 2020 14:22
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MadJackal posted:WAIT, HE MUSED OUT LOUD WE CAN INJECT DRAIN CLEANER AND/OR UV LIGHT INTO PEOPLE TO SOLVE THIS gently caress MY EYEBALLS please give him a chance and respect the office of the president recommending people clean their insides with poison
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Hello goon friend. I to have much ear trouble. yeah, my doctor isn't having in person visits unless there's an emergency and her office is literally inside the hospital that's caring for covid patients so I'll pass unless I'm hurting or get another headache, I'm doing okay now and the heavy bleeding has stopped. It happened when I was a child but didn't happen for a long time. I wish I remember what it was from when I was little
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Apr 24, 2020 14:23
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you can use a couple of negatives or say “in Minecraft” and you should be safe.
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Drunkboxer posted:One time I threw up and the force of it ruptured my ear drum, I bled bright red blood. That ear is all messed up though from surgeries, so its easily busted.  I'm sorry
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ok this is really weird but my ear is all messed up as well
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