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I'm sorry to all the people currently having relationship problems, but it looks like my strategy of being so full of anxiety and fear of rejection during my early 20s that I was unable to form any long term relationships is finally paying off 20 years later.
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facetoucher cat posted:Yeah I don't have anyone else in my life, like at all, so it will be fun and easy if it happens, oh and I don't have a job and my insurance is through his work and my meds without insurance cost about 10k a month. I'm hoping that we can maybe work through this or something because he's my everything. I know he's just stressed, plus the move, and I'm sure it's mostly my fault anyway its not yr fault
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Apr 24, 2020 16:37
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fighting with your spouses goons, are you guys in really small spaces?
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Apr 24, 2020 16:37
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wiping down my covid riddled lungs with bleach for that cleansing effect
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Apr 24, 2020 16:38
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can't wait to see all those fresh haircuts on the future corpses of georgia
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Apr 24, 2020 16:38
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do NOT drink bleach and definitely do NOT do it just to spite and own the libs, i do not want to be owned when it turns out that it works perfectly with no bad side effects, so DONT DO IT!
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Apr 24, 2020 16:39
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NofrikinfuN posted:cant they get the body counter to work weekends and stop loving up the data? lol you absolute idiot, you rear end, we obviously should only count on weekends and thereby stop the disease's explosive weekday growth dead in its tracks
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Apr 24, 2020 16:40
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#bleachchallenge
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shovelbum posted:fighting with your spouses goons, are you guys in really small spaces? i live in an old farm house so not really but we were on the skids before things kicked off so its really just bad timing
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:anyone who looked directly into the eclipse can’t get the virus The good news is that the next eclipse is only about 8 weeks away! The bad news is that it'll only be viewable in Africa and China: https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/list.html The next eclipse viewable in the US will be 14 October 2023, hope you can hold out that long
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Apr 24, 2020 16:41
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facetoucher cat posted:found the cure for coronavirus, just expose yourself to pure unadulterated Jesus hahaha... yea, the truth would melt this people faces
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:lol you absolute idiot, you rear end, we obviously should only count on weekends and thereby stop the disease's explosive weekday growth dead in its tracks oh heck, youre right
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BeefThief posted:dehumanize yourself and face to lysol
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Apr 24, 2020 16:42
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NofrikinfuN posted:i live in an old farm house so not really yeah i get along great with my wife mostly but we used to live in a relatively small but insanely open plan place until last year and i am so glad we moved into a 3-story place with her office on top and mine on the bottom lol, like insane luck levels edit: we moved to the burbs for a job so this is like the smallest thing available out here, its bonkers, the suburbs are weird af
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Apr 24, 2020 16:43
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TMMadman posted:I'm sorry to all the people currently having relationship problems, but it looks like my strategy of being so full of anxiety and fear of rejection during my early 20s that I was unable to form any long term relationships is finally paying off 20 years later. lol i share these fears and anxieties and ran into someone similarly broken turns out i gave her enough time to right the ship and turn into a functional person and now she doesnt like me because im still broken  when i think about it, i would be tens of thousands of dollars richer at this point in my life if i had just been lonely instead
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Apr 24, 2020 16:44
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NofrikinfuN posted:
Nah, based on my experience you'd probably just waste all that money on drugs and video games. Although you might have different preferences.
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I love my goon wife
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i don't drink the bleach, i just inhale the fumes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzzQisxu3Ho
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Some kind of mold was growing in my car after I hadn't driven it for a long time and after I checked in on some family a lysol'd the gently caress out of whatever it was. it did the trick cleaning the poo poo up, but I didn't get rid of all the heavy vapors by the time I drove home. My tongue got all tingly and I thought I had infected all my family and I didn't sleep all night but it turns out i just had a very minor case breathing in poisonous vapors
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Apr 24, 2020 16:51
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snoo posted:I love my cato wife
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Apr 24, 2020 16:51
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Reported. You may think this is funny but please don't imply, even jokingly, that you support our president's plans.
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Apr 24, 2020 16:52
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Holy poo poo I'm so loving prepped
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kaleedity posted:Some kind of mold was growing in my car after I hadn't driven it for a long time and after I checked in on some family a lysol'd the gently caress out of whatever it was. it did the trick cleaning the poo poo up, but I didn't get rid of all the heavy vapors by the time I drove home. My tongue got all tingly and I thought I had infected all my family and I didn't sleep all night but it turns out i just had a very minor case breathing in poisonous vapors Use vinegar and water in a spray bottle next time.
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snoo posted:I love my goon wife You're only saying that because she is going to eventually read that post.
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TMMadman posted:Nah, based on my experience you'd probably just waste all that money on drugs and video games. Although you might have different preferences. video games maybe, yeah but id also have thousands more dollars worth of video games lol
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Apr 24, 2020 16:53
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You certainly can use uv lighting indoors for disinfecting. Only problem is that it needs to be high powered enough that you'd give your eyes sunburn in minutes without any protection. Good thing you can't see uv light so anyone unaware and caught in it wouldn't know until their eyes started scabbing over
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cuomo is about to take questions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ma8oQLmSM
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actionjackson posted:Holy poo poo I'm so loving prepped ive noticed my toilet has not contracted covid, maybe i should drink the toilet bowl cleaner
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Apr 24, 2020 16:53
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Staring at the sun, smoking, and shooting bleach... the disease is terrible, but the cures loving rule
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NofrikinfuN posted:ive noticed my toilet has not contracted covid, maybe i should drink the toilet bowl cleaner yeah why do you think there are cases of cats getting covid but no dogs
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:there's always a tweet i know this is from a few pages ago but i would like to take this time to harken back to the infant stage of the outbreak, where i had to explain to a coworker than in no uncertain terms should he be cleaning his hands with lysol spray (an apparent attempt to avoid washing his hands again that day), to which he replied, "it's just the flu, i am just doing this for the customers" i wonder sometimes if he is dead yet
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NofrikinfuN posted:video games maybe, yeah I've got well over 600 steam games! And a whole bunch of free games from Epic. And that doesn't count all the games I bought and played on actual compact disks. Hell, I think I still might even have a few games on actual 3.5" floppy disks in a storage bin.
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facetoucher cat posted:Yeah I don't have anyone else in my life, like at all, so it will be fun and easy if it happens, oh and I don't have a job and my insurance is through his work and my meds without insurance cost about 10k a month. I'm hoping that we can maybe work through this or something because he's my everything. I know he's just stressed, plus the move, and I'm sure it's mostly my fault anyway I love you you're nice pls hang in there. Lucius agrees with me.
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Dancer posted:I love you you're nice pls hang in there. long loving cat.
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What is the verdict on whether scotch guard will stop corona or not
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NofrikinfuN posted:ive noticed my toilet has not contracted covid, maybe i should drink the toilet bowl cleaner my advice, spray your food with cleaner and eat it off the toilet
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