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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/DavidHMandel/status/1253572203997622273

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/ClarenceHouse/status/1253400727357132802

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
looking forward to seeing that bleach drinking cult leader behind the presidential seal tonight instead of the mypillow dude

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

the anti semitic left strikes again

i'm pretty sure the dude is of italian descent lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

getting caught up on the thread from yesterday but holy poo poo

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


actionjackson posted:

Holy poo poo I'm so loving prepped



The bleach even has a nozzle great for buttchugging

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

magiccarpet posted:

- from blade

sniped

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lmao 100% trumo is going to double down and say "well actually some experts say it is a very good idea" or some poo poo hell yes

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

you know that transcript was only changed because she made sure of it, "I am not going on record as agreeing with that!!!"

I mean if she dared to disagree with him he'd fire her but still, gently caress these people so much

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

GovIsLyingBoutCvD posted:

The main issue I have in my marriage is lack of desire and we don't have a lot of sex and it's mostly me because I'm too depressed about the current situation to get horny.

get off the internet and gently caress your spouse loser

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it




I really appreciate this

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MDMEMA/status/1253721510570844162?s=19

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Flesh Forge posted:

can't have a spike in cases when there's no spike in tests for them :thumbsup:

this wasn't a joke btw

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/testing-in-us.html

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






:thanks:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
YESSSSSSSS
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1253726184866811906?s=19

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





lmao

just a prank bro

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Ah that trup, what a cutup

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1253727801871663104?s=19

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1253727831424667651?s=19

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





this one made me literally laugh out loud holy poo poo

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





GovIsLyingBoutCvD posted:

The main issue I have in my marriage is lack of desire and we don't have a lot of sex and it's mostly me because I'm too depressed about the current situation to get horny.

consider bringing an electroejaculator into the bedroom u could be a quadropeligic and that thing will still make u bust in half running 12V @ 60Hz

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

puppet master defense!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
u love to see it folks

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Killing my own followers in increasingly bizarre ways to own the press.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



this is an all-time top ten trump imo

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

zero books losing their darned minds

https://twitter.com/victoriaxxviii/status/1253428735312719876?s=19

GovIsLyingBoutCvD
Apr 21, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Relevant Tangent posted:

get off the internet and gently caress your spouse loser

How about you join us?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
H
lol he waited until after the new press secretary sent out a statement to say this.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Armadillo Tank posted:

Why would people get perma banned for advocating violence when they can just post and lol when they die from the roni?

skul-gun
Dec 24, 2001
I got this account for Xmas.
https://twitter.com/SteveGWSB/status/1253643058182336512

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1253728575234195457?s=19

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



lmao i love our idiot president

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


but .. the barber is ... right next to ..

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that customer isn’t even wearing a mask !!!

what the fuuuuuuuckkkk

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1253730872534224898?s=19

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Lol

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GovIsLyingBoutCvD
Apr 21, 2020

by Cyrano4747

It wasn't even phrased as a question?

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