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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

cmndstab posted:

Did anyone bother to ask him why he would "sarcastically" joke about injecting bleach during a press conference ostensibly for giving out advice regarding coronavirus?

"I never said that"

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HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

cmndstab posted:

Did anyone bother to ask him why he would "sarcastically" joke about injecting bleach during a press conference ostensibly for giving out advice regarding coronavirus?

Ah yes, the classic "I was only joking" when you get called on your bullshit. Everyone loves that one.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


cmndstab posted:

Did anyone bother to ask him why he would "sarcastically" joke about injecting bleach during a press conference ostensibly for giving out advice regarding coronavirus?

Be nice. Don't be threatening. This is why no one trusts the media anymore.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





he said he was testing the FAKE STREAM MEDIA for just repeating things he said and throwing it back in his face. GOT 'EM

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/1253760991155929089

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
The most darkly cynical thing we should do to minimize the harm Trump is able to do to human beings is to constantly run ads "don't listen to Trump telling you to inject bleach".

The reverse psychology will cause some Trump supporters to reflexively start injecting bleach but fortunately that will not violate the first principle.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Phobophilia posted:

The most darkly cynical thing we should do to minimize the harm Trump is able to do to human beings is to constantly run ads "don't listen to Trump telling you to inject bleach".

The reverse psychology will cause some Trump supporters to reflexively start injecting bleach but fortunately that will not violate the first principle.

Listen, it's THEIR body, so it's THEIR choice if they want to lick toilet bowls clean, eat urinal cakes, and chug bleach to kill the 'roni.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Why are we dissuading these dummies from drinking bleach

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Phobophilia posted:

The most darkly cynical thing we should do to minimize the harm Trump is able to do to human beings is to constantly run ads "don't listen to Trump telling you to inject bleach".

to borrow from an idea i suggested weeks ago ITT: have barack obama narrate the ad. or maybe michelle, since healthy eating is her thing

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
NYT goes to newly-reopened Georgia

quote:

In one neighborhood, a tattoo and piercing parlor called Be Iinked was busy, with 10 customers crammed into the small space. Brian Penn, the shop owner, was offering $10 piercings to walk-ins to his nearly 40,000 Instagram followers for the first day back open, and many people were taking advantage.

Mr. Penn said they were being careful to keep things disinfected. But he was not wearing a mask, and only some workers and customers had them on. No one’s temperature was being taken. And while he said he was concerned about safety, he also wondered if the virus was as dangerous as had been reported.

“I still say stay at home,” said Amanda Jackson, a customer and a nurse at the public hospital downtown. But she made an exception for her birthday — to get a tongue piercing.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/24/us/coronavirus-georgia-oklahoma-alaska-reopen.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

ElGroucho posted:

Why are we dissuading these dummies from drinking bleach

We are. And yet we are not.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
add it to the pile

https://i.imgur.com/ZWpCmp6.mp4

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Where was this in California? Orange County?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


This guy will run for president one day.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
I know 2 people who have Trump brainworms despite not even being American. One caught them from Church, the other caught them from Qanon. One is reposting a bunch of stuff about how sunlight kills coronavirus, the other is posting about a quack treatment that shoots a pissweak UV laser into people's veins. As though that's totally what their stable genius meant.

Coincidentally they're the only 2 people I've heard the word "sheeple" from irl. Both antivaxxers.

No hope for the human race

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Stoatbringer posted:

This guy will run for president one day.

Only because we submitted his name for a joke. He'll be too busy feeding worms.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The whole GA story was pretty hilarious how Kemp tried to appease Trump by opening up ASAP and then Trump threw him under the bus on national TV.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

loving :lol: at this meemaw sign

morningdrew has issued a correction as of 14:14 on Apr 25, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Forceholy posted:

Where was this in California? Orange County?

It’s in front of the capitol.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

etalian posted:

The whole GA story was pretty hilarious how Kemp tried to appease Trump by opening up ASAP and then Trump threw him under the bus on national TV.

Honestly one of the few things I like about trump, all the spineless sycophants get rewarded by strong daddy exactly the way they deserve

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Bolsanaro sabotaged the Brazilian covid response and removed the popular right wing health minister and the justice minister whose judgements placed him in power has resigned, he's maybe a week away from getting coup'd, meanwhile no one in the GOP nor the Secret Service have the balls to remove their wet president.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
So, this is what Turmp was looking at, right before he came out with his bright idea:




You can practically hear the little hamster wheel in his head squeaking.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
People are saying drinking cyanide kills the Cabrona virus

I've heard people say that

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Jabroni virus

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

ElGroucho posted:

People are saying drinking cyanide kills the Cabrona virus

I've heard people say that

Technically correct.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Forceholy posted:

Where was this in California? Orange County?

huntington beach i'm almost positive

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Stoatbringer posted:

This guy will become president one day.

fixed

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ElGroucho posted:

Why are we dissuading these dummies from drinking bleach

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


:theroni:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1253769099445800965

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Tesseraction posted:

hey look trump mentioned chloroquine and a husband and wife chugged their fishpills until he died and she went to the ICU

plus we had people doing mms (drinking bleach) previously

we must hold hands and send our energy to the great disinfectant god

point out that certain disinfectants specifically mention they kill coronavirus

https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/1254019139427094530

well, it's a start i suppose :colbert:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/evilsharkey/status/864548377660317696?lang=en

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


:stonk:

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

I can’t find the article right now, but it reminds me of that conspiracy theorist cruise where everyone from flat-earthers to anti-vaxxers to fake-moon-landing people all got on the same cruise. There wasn’t always an overlap between the belief of different groups of kooks, but the one thing they all shared was a love of TROMP!

If you don’t think half of trump’s base weren’t idiot enough to consider drinking bleach before he advocated it, you haven’t been paying attention. The other half are just a different kind of idiot.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






honestly how many of these "protestors" are not white... some kind of weird thing going on.. :thinkface:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Strong Sauce posted:

honestly how many of these "protestors" are not white... some kind of weird thing going on.. :thinkface:

Black people got hit super hard, they know it's real as hell

Hoteps are probably theorizing the virus was a false flag by the US on China intended to succeed where Planned Parenthood failed

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I have not turned on the sound for this because it can't possibly be funnier than what I hear in my mind's ear. Also, that lady with the bullhorn cracks me up every loving time.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Bogus Adventure posted:

I have not turned on the sound for this because it can't possibly be funnier than what I hear in my mind's ear. Also, that lady with the bullhorn cracks me up every loving time.

ur mind's ear prob nailed "i don't ever wash my hands" but u still might've missed out on "noone's ever walked on the moon"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

This dude is USA USA USA in condensed into one person.

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Necro-tron
Jan 12, 2003

Bogus Adventure posted:

I have not turned on the sound for this because it can't possibly be funnier than what I hear in my mind's ear. Also, that lady with the bullhorn cracks me up every loving time.

There's sound? poo poo, I must be missing a codec: I get no audio nor do I see an option to enable audio. Thought it was just a really long gif

Necro-tron has issued a correction as of 22:08 on Apr 25, 2020

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