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pancake rabbit posted:time 2 repost this masterpiece from a long lost incarnation of the tnortl thread nothing back and to the left seems sus
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:lol "if" i mean like a BIG tank like 
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Homeless Friend posted:lol at drudge going all in on dunking on trump covid-era drudge is honestly the best news aggregator on the web right now. welcome to loving mirror world
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FAUXTON posted:So whatever jank-rear end outfit they have going around offering statewide testing, that's a straight up moneygrab and it's funny as gently caress because guess who has been going around as their pitchman: Ashton has been very slyly doing some shady poo poo for a while. Questionable investments.
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That USA line is outrageously bad.
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Tide Pod President? No, I pick Product X President! brb taking an asprin, mainlining bleach, smoking a cig, and stickingn a UV bulb up my rear end
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coronavirus death rate rises sharply to about 53% when half of the country poisons themselves and their families with cleaning solutions the few remaining chuds complain that the people who destroyed their innards died because of corona, and not of corona
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I like how this graph apparently doesn't include any of the many, many days in the US that went well above 2,500
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empty whippet box posted:I like how this graph apparently doesn't include any of the many, many days in the US that went well above 2,500 It's a 7 day rolling average since there is a significant inter-week pattern
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Instead of just a simple rolling average you could probably do a renormalization that uses previous data and an assumption of a smooth day independent curve but that's pretty complicated and who cares really. Everyone has already given up and are bored with 2,000 daily deaths. Oahu went from several days of zero new cases to two yesterday and three today and walking around you can already see people getting lax so I assume it is going to hover in the single digits before starting to rise again.
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But a 7 day average ensures that the weekend lulls are always there to make the number look lower.
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Irradiation posted:But a 7 day average ensures that the weekend lulls are always there to make the number look lower. wouldnt it also average in the tuesday catch up
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Also, turns out it it kills young people too. Just differently: good news people under 30 are still invulnerable
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just sitting down to some dinner with bleach jello shots and Lysol old fashioneds to eat with this McDonald’s. praise be unto the baby Jesus going to have some up light intense blasts for dessert.
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Irradiation posted:But a 7 day average ensures that the weekend lulls are always there to make the number look lower. It means the value actually should be plotted 3.5 days ago. You don't escape the high mid-week numbers, they are included in the average. You just can't say what number today is because we need several days in the future to be included in the average.
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FAUXTON posted:So whatever jank-rear end outfit they have going around offering statewide testing, that's a straight up moneygrab and it's funny as gently caress because guess who has been going around as their pitchman: Lmao. Iowa's entire testing apparatus is based on this
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Oxford's counter has us at 3,179 deaths for today. https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus We've surpassed 9/11 a day.  
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lmao the president of the greatest nation on earth (tm) told everyone they're better off drinking bleach than listening to him (always a him)
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Tekne posted:Oxford's counter has us at 3,179 deaths for today. https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus This plateau is steeper than advertised
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Today was the single highest number of new daily cases at 38.7k right? Well the worldometers tracker has it at 38.7k. Bing has it at 35k https://bing.com/covid/local/unitedstates Zotix has issued a correction as of 04:25 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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brugroffil posted:These people get paid six figures to give us their deep thoughts It is the weirding way.
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Tide Pod President? No, I pick Product X President! monday, april 27 It's killing our young people now! with a stroke - just one even, fewer strokes than I need, you know. I'm a pretty good golfer, not the best, but I've played with some of the best and they say Mr Trump you've got a pretty good swing. Pretty good. Great foundation. But these strokes, not the good kind, nasty strokes - being caused by blood clots you see, the blood, it gets all gummy - stops it up, like hotdogs, in your kidneys! little golfballs in the brain. Imagine that. Awful stuff. now I'd like you to hear from my friend Dick Macaroni - he's a great businessman, longtime friend. an "anticoagulant" expert - we're learning new words every day, every day folks - to come up here and talk a bit about something the doctors should really look into, brodifacoum. great results in animal trials, really great, we think maybe could it stop these clots forever.
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2DCAT posted:Thankfully the villages news is focusing on matters that truly matter... old people dgaf and party hard
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Homeless Friend posted:my fav prester jane bit was when she was like "look, I watch loads of twitter garbage. So i know the good stuff when i see it" Prester Jane's posts in this thread is why my garage is full of food and my brother is here and not stuck in his group home. She no poo poo did me a solid. Life is weird.
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