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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gimme a moist chode (hold the sack) with double foreskin & a smooth pearlie. yea to go

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Who What Now posted:

E: Actually I want double huge balls, smooth scrote, and extra long foreskin. :discourse:

It'll be there in thirty minutes. Tip your driver.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Carthag Tuek posted:

gimme a moist chode (hold the sack) with double foreskin & a smooth pearlie. yea to go

And then FIND ME THE STONE

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

call center manager posted:

I'm getting the suspicion you're not really an ape from Naples

I think I see the confusion. I just meant isn't it a more common procedure than not in America? I know it's not the 'default' but prevalent enough in the US that it's not even an option on that card.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
"Snipped dicks get the chicks." - Confucius, 482 BC

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Korea's been ready for ages, check out this folk tale about why people get runny noses

The most unbelievable part of the tale is that a guy with two chonguses didn't think to do one-man DP.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

bitterandtwisted posted:

I always suspected snot was ghost cum

This made me lol & a little ghost cum shot out my nose

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Flipperwaldt posted:

Did you remove all the extraneous url tags the forums keeps adding, when you copied the code out of a post here?

Yeah, it's got the SA grenade on it and it has a name and everything. It seems to be working but every time I click on the extension tab it says no scripts are running.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Carthag Tuek posted:

attached quote: "Sam Neill looks like a SoundCloud rapper here"



“Do you listen to lil’ Sutter Kane?”

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Reminds me of a line from a new ep of What We Do in the Shadows.

"What is all zis sticky stuff? Ectoplasm?"


"......Yes.......'ectoplasm'...."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ruddiger posted:

“Do you listen to lil’ Sutter Kane?”

i wanna!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



MrUnderbridge posted:

Reminds me of a line from a new ep of What We Do in the Shadows.

"What is all zis sticky stuff? Ectoplasm?"


"......Yes.......'ectoplasm'...."

Matt Berry is a treasure. If you haven't listened to his music, start with Kill the Wolf or Opium.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

The Ape of Naples posted:

I think I see the confusion. I just meant isn't it a more common procedure than not in America? I know it's not the 'default' but prevalent enough in the US that it's not even an option on that card.

It actually is kind of the default. That's changing a bit but pretty much every dude my age I've talked to about it or seen is cut.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

It's impolite to give your balls a tug in public. Also you should really :nws: that with a url.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's impolite to give your balls a tug

gently caress YOU, SHORESY

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Also include where to buy

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Phy posted:

gently caress YOU, SHORESY

gently caress you Jonesy ya fuckin pheasant!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

ruddiger posted:

“Do you listen to lil’ Sutter Kane?”

yes

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I took smooth scrotum and wrinkled sack. Is it half and half or some kind of folded paper deal?

LifeSunDeath posted:

5 bux to be uncut...wtf
Cheap at twice the price

e: hair on tip will haunt me for days

Splicer has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Apr 25, 2020

Homeless Bebe
Jul 15, 2012

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Splicer posted:

I took smooth scrotum and wrinkled sack. Is it half and half or some kind of folded paper deal?

We call that a "none ballsack with left beef".

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



here's my dream dick

I'll take double Huge Balls, a Bumpy, a Wrinkled Scrotum and a Wispy Pubes.

Make my poo poo looks like Ron Perlman.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I'll take double Huge Balls, a Bumpy, a Wrinkled Scrotum and a Wispy Pubes.

Make my poo poo looks like Ron Perlman.

Sir this is a McDonald's drive in, kum n go is that way.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Splicer posted:

I took smooth scrotum and wrinkled sack. Is it half and half or some kind of folded paper deal?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
That's not smooth at all :colbert:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Circumcision is wrong.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
This is the worst goddamn Moon Moon trainwreck I've ever seen.

Keep going, I want to see the bottom of this rabbithole.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Splicer posted:

That's not smooth at all :colbert:

You need to take Shark Scrotum for that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dannywilson posted:

Keep going, I want to see the bottom of this rabbithole.

Someone’s partner went for the “foreskin extends way past tip” option.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Kenning posted:

Circumcision is wrong.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

I really hope that Silent Hill dude eventually got the mental help he so obviously needed he probably didnt

Didnt he try to spread it to other games wikis at the end of it?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Also foreskin restoration

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Agents are GO! posted:

I really hope that Silent Hill dude eventually got the mental help he so obviously needed he probably didnt

Didnt he try to spread it to other games wikis at the end of it?

I remember him having a lot of edits on the Xenogears/Saga wikia but nothing egregious

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Following the example of Giles Brindley.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Gallagher smashing melons was ahead of his time.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Disappointed there isn’t a tiddlywinks of cum option.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

dialhforhero posted:

Disappointed there isn’t a tiddlywinks of cum option.

Not with that attitude there isn't

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
How does that work? The second cum pushes the first even further?

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