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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/TODAYonline/status/1252771874989203457 lol Q people are going to be normal
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seattle plague rat posted:lol u got prescribed a salt lick
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Bean talk has been on the wane, but I have bean wisdom to share. To wit, if you have dry beans, and you just don't loving know how to transform them into hot, tasty fiber, here's what you do: Get a pound of dry beans, and pick through them. Get rid of beans with broken skins, beans that are shriveled, beans that cry out to you in strange voices, beans that only you can see and nobody else in the room, and beans that remind you of your dead lover. Cursed beans cook just fine but honestly it's not worth having cursed burritos on the other end. Also, the shriveled ones turn into loving rocks and sometimes you bite them and it's horrible. Put the beans in a really big pot. Cover them with 2-3 inches of water, and bring it to a boil. Boil them for two minutes, turn off the heat, cover the pot, and walk off for two hours. Play a video game that only partly satisfies you. Stare outside. Pet your cat absently and mentally construct a dovecote or a poison garden outside your stale, tiny apartment. Shake off your reverie, write in your journal about what is to come, come back inside, and tend to your beans. Bring the beans back up to a boil and partially cover them this time. Check every 15 minutes or so; taste your cooking beans, and once they're tender to a level that you like, turn off the heat and get ready for THE GREAT PACKING. Basically you want containers for your beans that contain an amount you'd use in a typical recipe (for most beans it's gonna be dividing your dry pound into 3-4 cooked portions) PLUS room for bean juice. Myself, I mostly cook black beans and divide them in 3. You want room in your storage to soak the beans in bean juice with a little room left over for freezing expansion, plus you're going to splash in some vinegar (it does not matter what kind)(In my case, I do a capful of rice vinegar, which I estimate to be roughly 1 tbsp). Goons will tell you bean juice is what farts are made of, but that's also where nutrition is stored. What's worse to you? Wasting away, pale and sad, or being strong and firm and farting like Hephaestus himself as he works his mighty volcanic forge? I know where I've thrown my lot in. Anyway, shove those containers in your freezer, they'll take about a day to defrost when you need them, and you will. You'll need beans.
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please clap is spreading
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Man Musk posted:Just disappointed there is no place to stream ❤️ CHINATOWN and I know I will get made fun of if I watch once upon a time in Hollywood again If you absolutely must watch a Polanski film please make the ethical choice and steal it.
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/TODAYonline/status/1252771874989203457 we’re all tom hanks now
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aers posted:please clap is spreading jeb was a visionary
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atomicgeek posted:Bean talk has been on the wane, but I have bean wisdom to share. To wit, if you have dry beans, and you just don't loving know how to transform them into hot, tasty fiber, here's what you do:
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:24 |
jebtradamus
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:24 |
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Doctor looming over dying covid patient, withholding care. You should have clapped.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:27 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I leave feeling pretty good and go home and just loving annihilate some leftover taco meat with a heaping spoon of salt and I feel like a million bucks. would have recommended LGMA therapy for a small fraction of that I mean I'd have paid you a fair price but not $2000
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:27 |
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now i'm wondering how covid has affected the top scorers in those pre-show games speaking of, I better uninstall my theater app before they sell everyone's data in desperation
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BONGHITZ posted:i eat trash and i love it, dominos pizza every day dominos is not trash it is king
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Homeless Friend posted:Doctor looming over dying covid patient, withholding care. look at me im the doctor now
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:34 |
🎉 200,000 Worldwide Deaths! 🎉
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:38 |
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atomicgeek posted:Bean talk has been on the wane, but I have bean wisdom to share. To wit, if you have dry beans, and you just don't loving know how to transform them into hot, tasty fiber, here's what you do:
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i think of demons posted:if someone can't figure out bean (with the caveat of under-cooked bean toxicity being a real thing) they are beyond saving Yeah but do you assume they're idiots, full stop, or do you assume they're probably okay but have a pound of dry beans in one hand and terror in the other? I want to spread knowledge, and zen.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:40 |
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Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) But I'm almost out of weed (been using it for IBS due to anxiety about everyone I know dying) and just got my medical card reactivated in the system. Can't send the wife to pick it up and no delivery What to do
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) Where are you in the world, friend
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) Gear up, kit your lads with bashers and cutters and seize what's yours by right. Same as any other day in the 'demic.
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Can't guarantee but maybe somebody here can help you out
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:43 |
Perfect time to learn how to grow op
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:47 |
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Google Butt posted:lol we really are just completely hosed and there is no hope, that owns
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a.lo posted:dominos is not trash it is king king of the trash heap
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:48 |
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Can we, as a society, just agree to stop using the term "viral marketing" from now on?
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:48 |
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) I mean I know your wife or some of your family might be susceptible to the virus, I've been out and about in the Chicago area without good PPE for the past month and I don't think I've caught it. Of course, I may have already had it back in mid February, but I wouldn't know for sure since I've never been tested. So I think you'll be find if you just go to whatever weed store you normally use and just use your standard precautions, although I personally think you're going a little overboard with the goggles/hood cinched down stuff.
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) ive gone to the nearest weed store (which is not the cheapest ) twice now during quarantine, after i learned that smoking weed helps my asthma/allergies or whatever it is thats loving my breathing up its been emptier than normal, every employee wears masks, they have 6 foot markers on the ground, they have curbside pickup for people who drive, they decommissioned the water cooler, and they make everyone who comes inside wash their hands before going up to the weed counter ...but then everyone shoves their newly washed hands into their filthy plague money pockets and puts their covid bucks on the same dirty counter and rubs their now unclean hands all over it and then the weed that they get, and then grabs the exit handle of the door lmoa corona
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atomicgeek posted:Yeah but do you assume they're idiots, full stop, or do you assume they're probably okay but have a pound of dry beans in one hand and terror in the other?
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) N95 plus goggles should be like good to go. Shave. TMMadman posted:So I think you'll be find if you just go to whatever weed store you normally use and just use your standard precautions, although I personally think you're going a little overboard with the goggles/hood cinched down stuff. If it's not causing insane levels of heat stress it should probably be more common, it makes decontaminating yourself and your poo poo so much lower risk if you have somewhere to leave your plague coat to chill out I would think. This is a long term pandemic and good reusable PPE just seems smart.
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mastershakeman posted:Dilemma: I haven't left the block I live on since March, when I wore mask/goggles/rain jacket with hood cinched down/nitrile gloves (wear cotton mask when stepping off lawn to walk around with my kid, but I have n95s too) walk your printer to the local weedman (or weedgal )'s house
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:56 |
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lol tom hanks's wife's last name is wilson
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Rah! posted:
watching randoms wearing gloves while out shopping is hilarious and terrifying because they just do everything the same but they are wearing gloves
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:57 |
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Marx Headroom posted:$34 for 25lbs of beans on meh.com today lads
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got any sevens posted:watch who framed roger rabbit then i like the colors in CHINATOWN
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Shear Modulus posted:lol tom hanks's wife's last name is wilson she makes the tennis rackets
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703 posted:watching randoms wearing gloves while out shopping is hilarious and terrifying because they just do everything the same but they are wearing gloves can you pick your nose wearing gloves?
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 23:57 |
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totally legit shopping websites: meh.com, woot.com, harumph.com
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Wrex Ruckus posted:why did thread favorite BNO Newsroom stop tweeting? TLDR the main guy who runs it had his dad die unexpectedly. They are gonna be back up and running soon. https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1254172259666837505?s=21
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BONGHITZ posted:totally legit shopping websites: meh.com, woot.com, harumph.com tunfp.com
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