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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:This MFer so fat he gotta have a train lmao Tbf I'd love my own train for my own huge body
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:This MFer so fat he gotta have a train lmao stop fatshaming the Great Leader
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Apr 26, 2020 05:27
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Chew chew chew Get it? He is fat because he eats too much and has a train so instead of choo the sound a train makes I wrote chew! I hope this little joke lifts your spirits in such anxious times.
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Siljmonster posted:Tbf I'd love my own train for my own huge body ah, mr president
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Apr 26, 2020 05:37
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Pardot posted:this thread is now linked from their main page as a top referrer because you posted this i hope youre happy Lol 😂
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Apr 26, 2020 05:38
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Now I’m excited with the idea that Kim Jong Un has been too distracted by his month long train themed party to notice everyone thinks he’s dead.
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Apr 26, 2020 05:43
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etalian posted:Once to again emphasize there has never been a recession in US history that didn't take years to recover to the pre-recession unemployment numbers. yeah but this time is different
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Apr 26, 2020 05:45
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i'm going to buy some of the """"meh.com""" beans
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Apr 26, 2020 05:46
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Shear Modulus posted:yeah but this time is different number will go up quick
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Celexi posted:number will go up quick the deaths one
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Apr 26, 2020 05:46
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oh poo poo they have two kinds ill buy a 25-pound bag of each
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Apr 26, 2020 05:46
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it only takes twice as long to recover as it took to hit the peak joblessness. that means each week we delay opening back up costs us another two wweeks down the line
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Apr 26, 2020 05:47
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what the gently caress they replaced if with a $500 bike
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Shear Modulus posted:what the gently caress they replaced if with a $500 bike yeah I was wondering if the bike was some elaborate joke as I never saw the beans
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Apr 26, 2020 05:49
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North Korea has resort towns.
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did i seriously miss the 25 pound bag of beans
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Shear Modulus posted:did i seriously miss the 25 pound bag of beans we all did
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Apr 26, 2020 05:51
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Watching SNL is surreal. The amount of references to depression, going slightly insane and alcoholism is weird. Accurate, but weird. Kate McKinnon just loving around with her cat was funny though.
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Shear Modulus posted:oh poo poo they have two kinds If you switch bean types each week, you'll never get sick of them! Genius!
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TMMadman posted:If I get a vaccine made from Tom Hanks blood, does that mean I am able to collect royalties on his movies since I my blood would be full of Tom Hanks? its a trap a catch 22 there arent any transfer of blood ownership laws on the books yet now tom hanks can sue you for identity theft and reposess ur antibodies hes the antibody captain now i heard u need some :smugtom:
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Apr 26, 2020 06:02
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Holding out for some of that Paul Rudd anti-aging blood
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kim jong un didnt die he got chosen by the aliens to be the ambassador of earthling culture and has spent the past week chillin with them on flying saucers and smoking hella weed and eating cheese then taking them back 2 his place to launch mortars at prisoners tied to a post
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Holding out for some of that Paul Rudd anti-aging blood Sorry but we injected your with Kevin Rudd's blood instead We're sorry... Ur never gonna... DJ like a mad oval office now...
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Steve Yun posted:Move to LA county, man. We have free tests that are easy to get, we require masks in all businesses, and we have relatively thorough lockdown the store i usually shop at has a strict mask policy, but yes i want to leave oc at the soonest possible opportunity
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Rah! posted:kim jong un didnt die he got chosen by the aliens to be the ambassador of earthling culture and has spent the past week chillin with them on flying saucers and smoking hella weed and eating cheese then taking them back 2 his place to launch mortars at prisoners tied to a post Or assasinated to send a message to Beijing, one of the two.
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15....16.....17.....uhh.....19. Yep checks out.
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Ardennes posted:Or assasinated to send a message to Beijing, one of the two. aliens
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1254134874929332224?s=20 The US is handling this like 50 separate countries and we're going to have individual peaks for each state because of that. poo poo is completely hosed.
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That's doubling a little faster than every six days.
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We're still ordering take out twice a week. Staff is minimal and the places I've grabbed food from are taking decent precautions (wait in car or limiting the amount of people in, masks and gloves, 6ft spacing, plexiglass shields, etc). There's still some level of risk involved that others wouldn't approve of. I'm absolutely not ordering takeout anymore if places open up their dining room and I see people like this inside (or outside).
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Literally me irl
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No mention of sheeple, 2/10.
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Apr 26, 2020 06:33
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Good news everyone. There's only 11 to 17 months left if your current situation.
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Apr 26, 2020 06:37
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Sedisp posted:15....16.....17.....uhh.....19.
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Zeriel posted:Good news everyone. There's only 11 to 17 months left if your current situation. our president makes such things possible. thank you donald trump
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