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Zeroisanumber posted:Why do idiots always yuk up fine rifles? they never intend on actually using them, they're just the teddy bears that they hug every night to fall asleep
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Apr 26, 2020 18:42
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thank you president trump! he makes everything possible!
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I mean this is exactly a situation where the experts understand what's going on and how to handle it and where technical solutions are well proven. I don't think we should poo poo on the idea of expertise itt just bc libs are really cringe in their love for it
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Apr 26, 2020 18:42
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"I can protect myself! Thank you!", I proudly declare while milling about a crowd of asymptomatic carriers. WarEternal posted:it's because our entire state is restaurants and bullshit. Trixie Hardcore posted:Maybe don’t base your entire economy on chowder if you want to survive. Steve Yun posted:This is good, but I feel like it needs a good punchline for the top Dildos. No matter what that Amazon employee said about dildos not being essential, they are.
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Apr 26, 2020 18:43
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I had a bad headache with chills like...6 weeks ago? And I thought then it might be roni Can't wait to get a faulty antibody test
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Apr 26, 2020 18:45
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I WANT MY PROMMMM 
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Apr 26, 2020 18:46
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Close all the schools and suddenly women don't have as much time as men to do things? Who could have predicted this?
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Apr 26, 2020 18:46
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Lol everything has these symptoms
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snoo posted:I WANT MY TROMMMM
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CODChimera posted:loving god drat flag It's weird af how when I was 0 - 21 I never saw that poo poo except at the Post Office or other government buildings, then 9/11 hit and it was everywhere, it slowly faded away, and now it shows up almost exclusively as a violent terrorist threat. Like I never see the American flag unless some sociopath is threatening to murder gay people or scientists or women or PoC. No exception. It's just a colorful version of the ISIS flag. shovelbum posted:Lol everything has these symptoms Coronavirus... is everything?!
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Apr 26, 2020 18:48
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so were going all the way up BUT kinda slower as if someone pressed the button for every floor on the way
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shovelbum posted:So is this poo poo more of a heart/clotting disease with respiratory issues on the side or are we still seeing mostly "Grandma drowns in lungs" and the other poo poo is just reported more bc it's scarier Little from A, little from B. The arrest I ran the dude had been dead for a week at least so hard to say. I don't have eyes in the sky on it so I can't tell you what the majority are but anecdotally it seems mostly to be people who would go to a hospital normally but can't or won't because of this poo poo. Some people are definitely dying of the roni but a lot are dying of normal poo poo that they would normally go in for but they're not. Some out of fear and some because they think the hospitals are full. The hospitals are swamped and full of the rona but if you're dying still call 911 ideally before you code tia~
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Apr 26, 2020 18:51
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i am so high, i can hear heaven
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Apr 26, 2020 18:52
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Trixie Hardcore posted:"I can protect myself! Thank you!", I proudly declare while milling about a crowd of asymptomatic carriers. there’s no way any of the protestors get sick
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Apr 26, 2020 18:53
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dew worm posted:seems like a lot of people have skipped town as well That could be yeah, that'd make sense.
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Apr 26, 2020 18:54
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Really swingin' for that fence, just belting those numbers right out of the park
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Apr 26, 2020 18:54
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have we beaten the Invisible Enemy yet
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Apr 26, 2020 18:55
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spain just lifted its 6 week lockdown on kids leaving the home. they couldnt even go into the yard before this apparently meanwhile every child in a neigborhood is playing with their friends outside all day because gently caress it , are you going to care? this is america. no wonder people want to reopen, this is pointless. it's 52 degrees outside and people are treating it like it's 100, i cant imagine when it's actually nice
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Apr 26, 2020 18:58
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Steve Yun posted:This is good, but I feel like it needs a good punchline for the top holding press conferences, killing thousands through malice and incompetence, tweeting, getting two scoops
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Apr 26, 2020 18:58
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Computer, Create a graphic incapable of comprehending that the problem won't be completely over in two months.
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Apr 26, 2020 18:59
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lmao can you imagine how people would go nuts if this lockdown had happened in 1995 without like instant porn and video games on demand
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Apr 26, 2020 19:04
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FizFashizzle posted:lmao can you imagine how people would go nuts if this lockdown had happened in 1995 without like instant porn and video games on demand my internet went down for 30mins last week and I was ready to go full Mad Max
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Apr 26, 2020 19:06
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Benzos really are a miracle drug when all you need is a short miracle not that many times a month. It'd be hosed up if they became really hard to access just because society has an addiction and dependency taboo that makes effective interventions when things do get bad much harder than they should be.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:lol what is the point of those tiny rear end weights. I hope those are for the cat He's training to fight the rona
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Apr 26, 2020 19:07
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Another update https://twitter.com/SpiritualAbuse1/status/1254459139201384456 https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1254452691306049536 quote:The pastor of a Central church who has defied state orders to limit the size of crowds at his worship service violated another order Sunday — preaching from the pulpit despite a judge’s directive that he stay at home under house arrest. quote:Chief Corcoran says … “It’s a blatant disrespect to the law and to the judge’s order. It’s further proof Tony Spell is out for himself and has no respect for the law.”
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Apr 26, 2020 19:08
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As with most things the easiest way to deal with these people is to realize they have the minds of children and use absolute basic reverse psych on them. I've actually had good luck arguing with my parents and some of my family about 'reopening' and convincing them its too early by just agreeing that 'they' should go back to normal. Just agree with them. Yep 'you' should open. 'You' should go out, go back to work, go to church, get together in large groups, stop covering your mouths when you cough, don't bother with masks, etc etc etc. If they ask if I'll be going out and about I just change the subject. Their imaginations immediately jump to conspiracy and distrust, and suddenly it's all, ... well maybe its a bit too soon. I mean if someone on the left is supporting the idea, it has to be wrong... right? Want the conservative brained to stay home? Have Obama go on some national news program and announce that he thinks we should reopen the whole country. Guaranteed total lockdown for 6 months at least.
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Apr 26, 2020 19:10
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let them gather god will protect them
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Apr 26, 2020 19:10
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Nurgle maybe? I'm more worried about those adjacent to these nuts. If it was not an easily spreadable disease it'd be another story altogether
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dew worm posted:seems like a lot of people have skipped town as well Over 75% of my block (the furthest north western point of the east village) has to be gone now, which is extremely bizarre. Even just seeing so many open parking spots is a trip. It was a mix of NYU students (gone back home) and people that either already had second homes or can afford to rent one. All that's left are some hangers-on and some elderly rent-stabilized people and I bet some of them are dead. I'm not even kidding. I don't think these people would still be on the upper floors of walkups that they can barely access if they had support networks that could put them up somewhere safely during all this. life is a joke has issued a correction as of 19:16 on Apr 26, 2020 |
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Apr 26, 2020 19:13
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FizFashizzle posted:lmao can you imagine how people would go nuts if this lockdown had happened in 1995 without like instant porn and video games on demand people were not primed to go nuts like this in 1995 imo
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Apr 26, 2020 19:15
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Mons Hubris posted:people were not primed to go nuts like this in 1995 imo what about Y2K and the disaster obsession?
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i know it's because my brain broke a while ago, but all those folks on the beach, or asking for prom n' haircuts, and people who think updating symptoms is "absolutely a psyop" are just like.... the funniest people alive. 10/10 comedy tbqh and like i don't feel even a little bad for them when their 90 yr old grandmother's heart explodes all of a sudden
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kater posted:there’s no way any of the protestors get sick There’s not a lot that we know for sure about this virus but it definitely seems like the more deserving of death you are the more likely you are to not get it, be asymptomatic or recover.
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Apr 26, 2020 19:21
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just have cyberprom? whats wrong w/ that...have it all on tiktok
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