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eighty-four merc posted:huge if true Surely someone would have said something by now if it was.
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Inceltown posted:comedy break time
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Or you can just... not eat meat. Bean squad has been trying to explain this all along. My husband preordered two cows from our local farm when I told him about my bean schemes.
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where to buy swedish horse meat
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lol at the meat-addicted. you were warned! you are beginning to resent its absence!
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i wish i had a bean the size of a cow
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excited to see the covid generation's recipes. the great depression brought us such timeless classics as creamed chipped beef (poo poo on a shingle) and surprise spice cake (the surprise is that most of the oil is replaced with canned tomatoes! ha!)
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Goreld posted:This is the part I can’t get. How the hell does killing a huge chunk of population, millions, not also tank your economy, even if you just forge ahead doing nothing? You’ll have disruption on every level of work and life regardless. your kids & widow still have to shop & we hope theyll choose a Happy Corpse brand shroud for your funeral
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1254591094001504258 "he also lost sixty pounds and gained three inches!"
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mod sassinator posted:been reading more about tyson and food processors and, uh.. i'm clearing everything out of my freezer and filling it to the brim with meat. gently caress frozen veggies, those regrow fast. we're about to lose a gently caress ton of meat as plants shut down--poo poo is going to get real crazy. tyson foods literally says, "the food supply chain is breaking down": https://news.yahoo.com/food-supply-chain-breaking-tyson-213539680.html sales are way down and panic buying will keep them solvent for a month or two lol
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My husband preordered two cows from our local farm when I told him about my bean schemes. holy poo poo, two full cows? half of a half of a cow off of my uncle's farm lasts us about two years
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thanks to everyone whose replies itt helped me convince my friend to take a lyft back to her place. she reports that the covid tents and the refrigerated trucks are gone, but the demon cracker essence of the usa remains
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Bit of a coincidence that sightings of Kim Jong Un have dropped yet big baby sightings are up 1000%
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E Depois do Adeus posted:the demon cracker essence of the usa remains And it shall until we break free from the gop and dnc inshallah
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My husband preordered two cows from our local farm when I told him about my bean schemes. do they butcher the cow for you or does some cowboy just ride up with two live ones in tow and drop em on your porch?
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I forgot Seth existed. gently caress you for reminding me Seth exists.
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fosborb posted:holy poo poo, two full cows? You just scared the poo poo out of me because I hadn’t thought about it but I just looked at the farm and I think he means he bought two boxes of cow which is a really big difference. It’s still way too much meat but not like two entire cows.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:gonna own when americans are so desperate for meat we make our own wet markets and start a CJD outbreak  aren't the vaccines being developed independently by israel and also by china
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:do they butcher the cow for you or does some cowboy just ride up with two live ones in tow and drop em on your porch? I would definitely find myself with two pet cows if so.
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mod sassinator posted:been reading more about tyson and food processors and, uh.. i'm clearing everything out of my freezer and filling it to the brim with meat. gently caress frozen veggies, those regrow fast. we're about to lose a gently caress ton of meat as plants shut down--poo poo is going to get real crazy. tyson foods literally says, "the food supply chain is breaking down": https://news.yahoo.com/food-supply-chain-breaking-tyson-213539680.html good thing I live right in the middle of a large community of people from southern india. tons of excellent vegetarian food is available
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Goreld posted:This is the part I can’t get. How the hell does killing a huge chunk of population, millions, not also tank your economy, even if you just forge ahead doing nothing? You’ll have disruption on every level of work and life regardless. the meat processing plants being forced to close only because all the employees got sick is real life proof we couldn't just "forge ahead" of course the idiots who think we should have forged ahead are just going to ignore that
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Seriously my bean friends, now is the time to learn the exotic cuisines of beans.
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spaceblancmange posted:I forgot Seth existed. seth abramson is the most skilled twitter grifter of the #theResistance doesn't believe his own BS. keeps his stories captivating, but not too ridiculous. willing to adapt to new circumstance. has not been cancelled or banned from twitter. he's got skills
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You just scared the poo poo out of me because I hadn’t thought about it but I just looked at the farm and I think he means he bought two boxes of cow which is a really big difference. It’s still way too much meat but not like two entire cows. if you wanna get bulk meat webstrauntstore is a good place to get it, downside is that their shipping is thru fedex so unless you bulk order you're gonna be paying a lot of shipping on the plus side like  for 12 pounds of ground turkeyon the minus side no mangosteens
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gonna hype up my university's efforts too, i love the nu-space race https://twitter.com/9NewsQueensland/status/1248152425594327040
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Zeno-25 posted:Robotic meat processing plants NOW
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You just scared the poo poo out of me because I hadn’t thought about it but I just looked at the farm and I think he means he bought two boxes of cow which is a really big difference. It’s still way too much meat but not like two entire cows. it would really own though if a forklift showed up at your driveway and they dropped off about 500 lbs. of meat
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