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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gonna be gassy night in the Radirot household

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1254772307941191686

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Drinkfist posted:



Look its only been Six hours to log into a website. I am sure this is normal. Look how far along the line I have gotten in that time. Maryland you really did a great job launching this new UI website when the old one only took me 2 minutes just last week to do my required check in else you threaten to drop me off of the UI benefits that for over a month now you have not paid.

Real cool world we live in now.

poo poo sucks for everyone but I’m really sorry you’re having to go through that, it’s some bullshit you shouldn’t have to deal with.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
don't worry everybody the tech bros have got your back

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1254913214883692544

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





if u want some pimp poo poo try the silk worm pupae

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Inceltown posted:

Time for your union mandated roni break



i'm hunter2

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Impkins Patootie posted:

eat some crickets

https://twitter.com/BugMeNutrition/status/1100249345792851969

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Flesh Forge posted:

don't worry everybody the tech bros have got your back

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1254913214883692544
I played a little of Journey to the Savage Planet but felt it wasn't Late-Stage Capitalism enough.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

this is amazing! have you tried tarantula? i saw andrew zimmern eat one said it was great tastes like marshmallow and theyre on sale rn....

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Impkins Patootie posted:

caterpillars are good but not for everyone but thaty poo poo is like sushi to me

Avatar/post combo

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Flesh Forge posted:

don't worry everybody the tech bros have got your back

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1254913214883692544

Cancer Falcon

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Flesh Forge posted:

don't worry everybody the tech bros have got your back

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1254913214883692544

I can't fit that up my rear end. What were they thinking?

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

pbs newshour manufacturing consent 4 the BIG OPENING hard rn

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man


we've got a one-bedroom (which was literally physically too small to fit a queen bed into lmao), and we gave the actual bedroom to the toddler a while ago

but that means we sleep on a japanese futon which we could set up ANYWHERE in the main room! rich folks are stuck sleeping in different bedrooms but we could sleep in the living area, or in the kitchen, or by the entrance! lucky ducky!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Rauros posted:

there's been like a media blackout of hospitals and healthcare workers. i haven't seen any news of the front lines in over a week.

my tinfoil hat thinks poo poo is getting real real bad for them

one ER doc just killed themselves over how bad it is:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/e-r-doctor-front-lines-coronavirus-fight-n-y-reportedly-n1193701

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
As many pages in a month as trumpbux communism cash the government sent me for my lonely roni event :toot:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Helith posted:

That looks really good.
I'm making red lentil dhal tonight with spiced roast sweet potato and coconut chutney.

cocochut

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Perry Mason Jar posted:

this is amazing! have you tried tarantula? i saw andrew zimmern eat one said it was great tastes like marshmallow and theyre on sale rn....

nah i like spiders

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

honestly if you want me to eat your cricket powder or roach beef or whatever the gently caress, just call it something like Good Meat and don't mention anything about loving insects anywhere on it and I'll happily eat it and be able to successfully pretend it's something else because I'm a little bitch who has no desire to have giant images of loving lovely little bugs and a reminder of what I'm actually eating I just want to have meat and not murder the planet tia

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

Good soup! posted:

honestly if you want me to eat your cricket powder or roach beef or whatever the gently caress, just call it something like Good Meat and don't mention anything about loving insects anywhere on it and I'll happily eat it and be able to successfully pretend it's something else because I'm a little bitch who has no desire to have giant images of loving lovely little bugs and a reminder of what I'm actually eating I just want to have meat and not murder the planet tia

hambuggers

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Dork457 posted:

hambuggers

:barf:

*package says Victory Beef instead*

hell yeah

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

sebmojo posted:

i'm hunter2

Your gender is insecure, please try again.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Good soup! posted:

honestly if you want me to eat your cricket powder or roach beef or whatever the gently caress, just call it something like Good Meat and don't mention anything about loving insects anywhere on it and I'll happily eat it and be able to successfully pretend it's something else because I'm a little bitch who has no desire to have giant images of loving lovely little bugs and a reminder of what I'm actually eating I just want to have meat and not murder the planet tia

This is a relatable post.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Cricket tendies

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
100% Chitin Protein

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




this sells for about nine dollars in store



https://www.ebay.com/itm/Members-Ma...vkAAOSwgYRepxGO

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Flesh Forge posted:

don't worry everybody the tech bros have got your back

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1254913214883692544

https://www.wbtv.com/2020/04/26/passenger-says-social-distancing-not-possible-aboard-full-flight-new-york-charlotte/

quote:

I had people on both sides of me,” Strine said. “Every row around me, next to me, behind me, were completely full.

e: holy poo poo. the video makes my skin crawl. I'm literally never getting on a plane again.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Let's post lentil recipes. Dal is easy and delicious. I frequently make double batches of this, mix it with whatever seared meat I have left, and freeze it in jars. Powdered ginger and canned tomatoes can be substituted for the fresh stuff.

Ingredients
9oz lentils
3 tbsp vegetable oil
1 tbsp cumin seeds
1 small onion, chopped
1in piece of ginger, peeled and chopped
3 garlic cloves, peeled and left whole
3 tomatoes
¾ tsp ground turmeric
¾ tsp garam masala
1½ tsp ground coriander
Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions

1. Rinse lentils, place in saucepan and cover with an inch of water. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer until lentils are cooked to desired tenderness. Add water as needed. Whisk to break them apart and set them aside to cool.

2. Heat oil in frying pan over medium heat, fry cumin seeds until fragrant, add onions and ginger, cook for 4-5 minutes or until softened.

3. Blend tomatoes and garlic together until they are a puree, add the puree to the frying pan along with the spices and mix well. Cook for 15-20 minutes, bringing flavors together. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

4. Add the mixture to the lentils and stir to combine.

5. Serve over rice, with meat, or eat it on its own. Put leftovers into jars and freeze them.

The only real "trick" is adding or omitting water here and there to adjust the dal to your liking. You can make it soupy or let the water cook off and make a thicker dal.

Elderbean has issued a correction as of 00:52 on Apr 28, 2020

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Impkins Patootie posted:

caterpillars are good but not for everyone but thaty poo poo is like sushi to me

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Zeriel posted:

Cricket tendies

i like it :hmmyes:

Studio
Jan 15, 2008




https://twitter.com/BIGHONKINBURGER/status/1254848882099605505?s=19


Yeah i'm linking my tweet but I just wanted to share the thought of goofy coming with the thread

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Inceltown posted:

Time for your union mandated roni break



It wouldnt accept M@l3 because i had used that before so ill go with sUp3rM@le420Bl@z3it and still be under the 30 character max.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


This is the recipe I'm using tonight for my dhal

Dhal with sweet potatoes and coconut chutney

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Studio posted:

https://twitter.com/BIGHONKINBURGER/status/1254848882099605505?s=19


Yeah i'm linking my tweet but I just wanted to share the thought of goofy coming with the thread
When goofy falls down a canyon or gets shot into space or whatever and does that yell, he's also coming. Just in case you didn't think that was going on.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Protecting the olds despite their best efforts to literally and figuratively geriatric gently caress around and die of covid


This is what happens when horny is prohibited

I'm all on board, though

Thoguh posted:

Hours? Nobody in a red county is more than 20-30 minutes from one that's opening up. Counties aren't very big.

Small distances in metro areas are measured similarly to large distances in flyover country, some people forget to do the urban/rural conversion :shrug:

Raiad posted:

all the restaurants 20-30 minutes from a red county are gonna have a 3 hour long wait time

Ironically, they'd drive three hours to wait 20-30 minutes because "that's fast service"


When you're one of five servers at the only Applebee's left within a 2-hour drive, management give you one "sass the customer" allowance per shift.

But only one; wouldn't want to spoil you.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i can't wait for the sequel to that, "beans make frogs gay"

:mason::tinfoil: Bean farms are sewn with xenoestrogens made from those commercial orbeez as they slowly release water, meaning all those "substitute meat for beans" are actually deep state attempts to demasculinize the eschaton #bushsbeansmakementwinks :tinfoil::mason:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:woop: officially confirmed to be too poor for trumbox :woop:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Studio posted:

https://twitter.com/BIGHONKINBURGER/status/1254848882099605505?s=19


Yeah i'm linking my tweet but I just wanted to share the thought of goofy coming with the thread

GAWRSH!

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Making your own yellow rice is great, and it goes well with sriacha.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Drinkfist posted:

Look its only been Six hours to log into a website. I am sure this is normal. Look how far along the line I have gotten in that time. Maryland you really did a great job launching this new UI website when the old one only took me 2 minutes just last week to do my required check in else you threaten to drop me off of the UI benefits that for over a month now you have not paid.





Real cool world we live in now.

hahahahahahaha

oh my god aaahhhhh

I need to do my certification for this week too lmao

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
you guys know there is a C-SPAM cooking thread, right?

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