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magiccarpet posted:i wonder if i will ever see a movie in a theater again From now on if you want to get a handjob with your dick in a popcorn bucket you'll have to do it yourself.
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AceOfFlames posted:Why is empathy dead? Does saying this instead of "I'm sorry" or some reassuring comment make you feel good? huh? it just says you have to wear a mask on your flight
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Shageletic posted:Starting to think that Covid is the AIDs crisis for black people, in most every way this sure as hell doesn't help but i guess if you're forced to go be a cashier with old people coughing on you or a home health care aide with no PPE then gently caress it, go party https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/homeowner-cited-after-massive-party-held-at-residence-on-chicagos-west-side-police-say/2262680/
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AceOfFlames posted:If I cannot fly, then should I seriously consider the possibility of moving back to Portugal and become destitute for the rest of my life since the world is just going to close itself permanently? living down by wharf in Lisbon drunk on madeira and scoring cheap (legal) heroin from the sailors sounds like a retirement plan
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Impkins Patootie posted:living down by wharf in Lisbon drunk on madeira and scoring cheap (legal) heroin from the sailors sounds like a retirement plan I hate alcohol and am terrified of drugs. Whopdeefucking do if that makes me "lame"
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shits going to get absolutely bananas and that was BEFORE covid entered the fray so prepare for impact i guess
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btw if you fly to Portugal you will be quarantined for 2 weeks before even seeing another human being if you can't handle that you have to stop worrying about flying, and instead endure and in enduring grow strong
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Shima Honnou posted:i wonder how long after the states open up until we see laws that outlaw mask use entirely anywhere in public we already have those laws, they're selectively enforced. i know there's one in illinois about whether the mask is being used for the purpose of concealing identity which just lets the cops do whatever they want since there's no way they can know that
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Ebola Roulette posted:There are counties in Iowa where if you compare cases to population are as bad as NY. There's a county where 1% of the population is infected and almost 30% of the tests they've done are positive 
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AceOfFlames posted:I hate alcohol and am terrified of drugs. Whopdeefucking do if that makes me "lame" thats ok. can you sing fado?
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Quiet Feet posted:Oh cool, you found the Dems coronavirus messaging from the Hillary timeline. imagine how many mass shootings we'd be having now during that timeline. big league massacres
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Agean90 posted:It actually rules that I can walk around with a bandanna tied around my face and its normal guaranteed that a cop uses this as a reason to shoot a black person by the end of the year, if it hasnt happened already
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Agean90 posted:It actually rules that I can walk around with a bandanna tied around my face and its normal
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AceOfFlames posted:I hate alcohol and am terrified of drugs. Whopdeefucking do if that makes me "lame" same, i think my liver is damaged and i dont want to fail a drug test at work
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Goa Tse-tung posted:btw if you fly to Portugal you will be quarantined for 2 weeks before even seeing another human being through teachings of zerthimon I have become COUGH COUGH GHHRR
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Shima Honnou posted:i wonder how long after the states open up until we see laws that outlaw mask use entirely anywhere in public but they refuse to mandate masks inside of shops that are still open so w/e
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gh0stpinballa posted:bill gates is 100% a piece of poo poo who is up to something creepy here Probably not. As soon as a person gets too rich they either go all in on number, or want to LEAVE A LEGACY. Gates wants his legacy to be The Dude Who Got Rid Of Malaria, and will take being any kind of hero whenever there's an opportunity. Double points if he gets to do shady business deals at the same time.
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euphronius posted:remember when Ben Carson was in charge is he gone already
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link to cool bandannas and facemasks time please and TY
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Shageletic posted:Starting to think that Covid is the AIDs crisis for black people, in most every way wow you mean shrugging and waiting for  to fix everything has led to systemic racism!?!??god bless USA, very proud of the government to not really do anything or care in any meaningful way
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Grey Fox posted:we have one of those laws already and the state AG put out a statement with the governor saying they weren't going to enforce it oh yeah i'm gunna trust the fuckin cops on this
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https://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/emotions-run-high-as-mayor-of-grants-defies-governors-order-allows-businesses-to-reopen/5711810/?cat=500 "Am I going to be responsible for the deaths? No," he said. "How am I going to be responsible for something that’s already in my town."
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CODChimera posted:is he gone already he is lost to the kingdom of slumber
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dex_sda posted:oh yeah i'm gunna trust the fuckin cops on this
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Vasukhani posted:What about for people in metal tubes with circulating air? just drop down the oxygen bags down at the start of the flight so i can get ahead of the inevitable imo
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gh0stpinballa posted:bill gates is 100% a piece of poo poo who is up to something creepy here 
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triple sulk posted:good morning Morning, did you sleep well?
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Rynn posted:So what are the chances that I'll be able to fly from the US to Scotland in August? Be able to get there? Definitely. Air travel isn't shutting down completely. You might have a wierd routing and extra layovers. But you'll be able to get there. Now, being able to do anything once you get there? That's another story.
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catspleen posted:Don’t worry we’re opening up all the counties immediately adjacent to these areas at the end of the week! trumop¡ Doubling time of less than 1 day  wtf is everyone doing over there french kissing as a greeting or something
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