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Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

wilderthanmild posted:

He absolutely will do this by the way.

The "Counting every death as covid death" bullshit is getting really really pervasive btw. I've seen it all over on social media, even from people I'd usually consider non-chuds.

It feels like we're due a synthesis "They count every death as covid... because of the russians"

EDIT: a very shameful snype

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skul-gun
Dec 24, 2001
I got this account for Xmas.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/rosalindadams/after-one-tweet-to-president-trump-this-man-got-69-million

quote:

After One Tweet To President Trump, This Man Got $69 Million From New York For Ventilators

The Silicon Valley engineer, who had no background in medical supplies but was recommended by the White House, never delivered the ventilators.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I find myself saying this a lot in this thread but why do I have to have morals when it's so apparent that not having them gets you rich fast

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Atrocious Joe posted:

fools are gonna add the Russian deaths to the Black Book of Communism, when really the Russian and US deaths all belong to Larry Summer's bodycount

they're already doing that for all coronavirus deaths because china is communist

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

the division was a documentary

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Admiral Ray posted:

they're already doing that for all coronavirus deaths because china is communist

the nefarious belgians escape retribution yet again

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

hey y'all just a heads up the boomer contingent on facebook has alerted me to the fact that the models were wrong and covid-19 is just the flu

we can all go out now, no masks, w/e

also climate change is just a natural cycle nothing to worry about

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

empty whippet box posted:

you're very, very naive, all that will come of this is death, poor people becoming poorer and rich people becoming richer and literally nothing of any value will be gained by anyone

larger corps will evolve, slightly, but not much will change unless it drags out and probably not with the gop in charge

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Dork457 posted:

I may be naive but I hope at the very least after we've all been hosed by this that maybe there's a more conscious awareness of cleanliness, hygiene and how illness is spread. Because before this it loving sucked getting sick all the goddamn time, and you knew it when it was coming too. If the only thing we get out of this is people wearing masks when they're sick and washing their dirty dick hands before leaving the bathroom, then fine.

Hah yes I cannot wait for all these filthy old fucks who never learned germ theory to die. We used to have this nasty old boomer who would religiously place the 1mm thick paper toilet protector on the seat and then never wash his hands. Management put up signs in the goddamn bathroom telling everyone to wash their hands to stop flu spread but this was not enough to get through to him. Dumbasses like that don't care because they are only worried about themselves. Although now they're infecting themselves in droves


Happy ending: I personally had a hand in getting said boomer fired for racism. He was close to retirement too lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol of course

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Pretty cool how they’re trying to open things up when the death count has now reached 60,000 and is still rising.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

lmao are you loving kidding me hahahahahaha

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Florida Department of Health intervened to keep a tally of coronavirus deaths kept by Florida's 22 medical examiners from being released publicly, the Tampa Bay Times reported Wednesday. https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/04/29/florida-medical-examiners-were-releasing-coronavirus-death-data-the-state-made-them-stop/

The Times said the list from the medical examiners had previously been released in real time, but, after the newspaper reported that the tally was 10% higher than the health department's tally, state officials directed that the list be reviewed and potentially redacted. The pause in reporting, the Times said, has been occurring for nine days.

"people noticed we were cooking the books, so we put a lid on the pot"

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
I got up to post this bs. Not looking to see if it was posted, just posting

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1255634158916907009

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

facetoucher cat posted:

I got up to post this bs. Not looking to see if it was posted, just posting

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1255634158916907009

what the gently caress, lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Don Pigeon posted:

I really don't think the people who weren't washing their hands after using the toilet are doing it now. They tend to be the type of people who feel empowered by the idea of rebelling against any kind of common sense. In fact they're probably doubling down on not washing their hands, probably picking up the urinal cake by now.

Why wouldn't you pick up the trough lollies?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

nice

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

Why wouldn't you pick up the trough lollies?

trough lolis??!?!??! UGH

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

facetoucher cat posted:

I got up to post this bs. Not looking to see if it was posted, just posting

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1255634158916907009

driving is super easy, just look up a youtube tutorial on how to merge as you're doing it

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Spoondick posted:

driving is super easy, just look up a youtube tutorial on how to merge as you're doing it

whatup everyone it's your boy drivingteen420 today we're merging but first this video is brought to you by our sponsor, Geico

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

facetoucher cat posted:

I got up to post this bs. Not looking to see if it was posted, just posting

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1255634158916907009

this is certainly a novel approach to making sure coronavirus is not the leading cause of death in your state

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

it's actually a genius way to keep people from leaving Florida

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
US drivers ed is p much useless and kids mostly learn to drive from their parents so this is dumb but probably heads off a ton of unrest and also better than coronafying drivers ed

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Anyone else having a hard time getting frozen mangos?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Celexi posted:

I prefer professors/teachers that require everything to be justified so it ends up in a massive wall of text that isn't reader appealing.

Those who type
Are justified

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

shovelbum posted:

US drivers ed is p much useless and kids mostly learn to drive from their parents so this is dumb but probably heads off a ton of unrest and also better than coronafying drivers ed


do you practice coming up with really wrong takes or are you just really lucky?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

social media makes grifting way too easy these days

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

And with General Motors interest-free financing for 84 months with deferred payments for up to 120 days for "very well-qualified customers" now's the perfect time to get on the road and pancake pedestrians.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol godspeed mr president sir

https://twitter.com/JuddPDeere45/status/1255676764933836801

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

my high school drivers ed teacher won the lottery and kept his job for the benefits but didn't give the slightest gently caress about anything, he taught every class by putting a film on and reading the newspaper and making us turn in written answers to questions out of the textbook for homework... about 3 weeks in we realized he wasn't reading the homework at all and was giving 100% as long as there were words on the paper so we started competing with each other to write the most insane answers... until one day he went out sick for a few days and we got a sub that actually read them

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



facetoucher cat posted:

I got up to post this bs. Not looking to see if it was posted, just posting

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1255634158916907009

that there is solid MP (method of posting)

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio



I support the POTUS in his efforts to go a lot of places right now, at this particular time

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

A Bakers Cousin posted:

do you practice coming up with really wrong takes or are you just really lucky?

Drivers tests are a joke dude where have you been

edit: not saying this is a good thing

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i got a hand-me-down 86 subaru gl wagon for my learner car and the very first thing i did was run it into a tree at 5mph, failed the written dmv test 3 times, nearly failed the ride along because i stalled the car twice, ended up blowing out the cv joints on a logging road and just put it in awd and drove it off the rear wheels for 2 years until a transaxle fell out

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

anyone notice porn is even incorporating COVID into their incest-based storylines

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

Goreld posted:

That being said, a week before the stay at home orders all the tech companies locked poo poo down the instant someone at Facebook tested positive, and that probably helped a lot. The roads completely cleared of gridlock, and so it was obvious to people that some serious poo poo was going down because a 2 hour commute suddenly turned into a 30 minute easy drive.

Yup. Early March traffic was just amazing. 80-90 mph up 101 at 8:30 am.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Spoondick posted:

i got a hand-me-down 86 subaru gl wagon for my learner car and the very first thing i did was run it into a tree at 5mph, failed the written dmv test 3 times, nearly failed the ride along because i stalled the car twice, ended up blowing out the cv joints on a logging road and just put it in awd and drove it off the rear wheels for 2 years until a transaxle fell out

I had a 76 Dodge Dart that you had to add brake fluid to every few days and if you expected to need to stop soon like a light coming up better pump the brakes early to get the pressure up. But I only drove it for three months before the wire I had running through the firewall to power a cassette player caught on fire and it burned up. Very much for the best. I also couldn’t get ahold of the title so I drove around with hand written temporary tags. western Montana in the late 90s was a different place than the world today that’s for sure.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Spoondick posted:

i got a hand-me-down 86 subaru gl wagon for my learner car and the very first thing i did was run it into a tree at 5mph, failed the written dmv test 3 times, nearly failed the ride along because i stalled the car twice, ended up blowing out the cv joints on a logging road and just put it in awd and drove it off the rear wheels for 2 years until a transaxle fell out

You sound like a bad driver, OP

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

mad.radhu posted:

whatup everyone it's your boy drivingteen420 today we're merging but first this video is brought to you by our sponsor, Geico

A+ post

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You sound like a bad driver, OP

i got better after i got a job as a pizza delivery driver and hosed up 3 of their fleet vehicles

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