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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

charms posted:

the romans already thought of this

:nsavince:

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
its kind of funny to contrast the science loving romans with the science hating catholic church when the church was one of the few surviving organs of the roman state

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Straight into my veins. Thank you.

Some CHUD smirked at me today for putting on a mask and gloves before going into a gas station today and it was pretty obvious. SO gently caress that guy.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
Mr. President, Americans are not stupid. ... I voted for you.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Pornographic Memory posted:

I gotta say it was pretty incredible to see how the complete chaotic half assedness of the initial covid response temporarily freed conservatives to have independent opinions on stuff due to the lack of a party line, and some were actually able to muster up a rational fear response, but now that our corporate overlords have collectively decided it's imperative to murder people for money the MAGA people are following their marching orders without question. It's unbelievable how well trained they have them.

pretty funny is a lot of CHUDS were saying "Look at Sweden, look at how well they're handling COVID-19 outbreak by letting people go out and about. We should be more like them" all the while ignoring all the bad stuff they said about socialists.

now wonder what their opinion about sweden is:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255825648448348161

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

this thread has a disturbing lack of chuds getting the rona these past few days :argh:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Pornographic Memory posted:

its kind of funny to contrast the science loving romans with the science hating catholic church when the church was one of the few surviving organs of the roman state

The church split from the Roman state when they ran screaming into the arms of barbarian warlords because a woman was Empress.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Mr Interweb posted:

this thread has a disturbing lack of chuds getting the rona these past few days :argh:

https://mobile.twitter.com/biannagolodryga/status/1255970749686390784

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Donald truml I pray to you : destroy capital

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Byzantine posted:

The church split from the Roman state when they ran screaming into the arms of barbarian warlords because a woman was Empress.

??? the church split from the Roman state because they didn’t like being dominated by who was at that point a foreign power who couldn’t even protect them

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mr Interweb posted:

this thread has a disturbing lack of chuds getting the rona these past few days :argh:

give it a couple weeks, these protests are too recent for the effects to be apparent yet

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

yeah it always takes a couple days till the leaders get it

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

There are more important things in life than living, you socialist bastards

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


MrMojok posted:

There are more important things in life than living, you socialist bastards

Like my stock prices

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

charms posted:

the romans already thought of this

lmao poo poo

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Byzantine posted:

Also the overwhelmed central government lead by gibbering morons and selfserving aristocrats looting the imperial coffers until whole provinces have to act independently even if they still technically acknowledge the emperor.

Gotta go full First Intermediate Period and just ignore any idiot calling themselves the Pharaoh. Nomarchs or nothing.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

charms posted:

the romans already thought of this

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

"The Church persecuted some scientists several centuries after the Dark Ages ended" is a pretty thin receipt for "The Dark Ages were backwards and terrible."


lol did you search twitter for "I voted for you"? because that was good stuff i love to see it

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

freemandela posted:

lol did you search twitter for "I voted for you"? because that was good stuff i love to see it

yep, just search for "trump I voted for you" on Twitter and get instant comedy gold/thread content

be sure to like, share, and subscribe for more life hacks

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

i usually search for '@realdonaldtrump "voted for you"' for more accurate results of chuds. without the "i" you can get "My whole family voted for you"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my favorites are still the people who think they are having an ongoing conversation with trump via twitter, and he's sure to get back to them any day now.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

my favorites are still the people who think they are having an ongoing conversation with trump via twitter, and he's sure to get back to them any day now.

Same here. They also think their vote is more important than anyone else's.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
all time best was the woman who was tweeting to trump angry that he didn’t sent her a xmas card in dec 2016 like he did in 2015

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

all time best was the woman who was tweeting to trump angry that he didn’t sent her a xmas card in dec 2016 like he did in 2015
Really can't slip up in front of those Trump supporters, incredibly fickle.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

all time best was the woman who was tweeting to trump angry that he didn’t sent her a xmas card in dec 2016 like he did in 2015

My favorite was the Texas schoolteacher that didn't understand the difference between public tweets and DMs and posted long racist screeds as though she was personally talking to him in private.

The one from a couple days ago asking "UM EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU EVER CHECK YOUR MESSAGES?!?!?!?" was almost as good.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

trump is a bad president and a worse tweeter but I get why he never checks his DMs

that’s the one thing I can’t fault him on

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/MairavZ/status/1256273950285328384?s=20

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Huh, what a weird coincidence. Maybe not enough people are getting outside?

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

miasma theory says 'yes'!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lmao

https://twitter.com/ProfessorDNA/status/1256284288527499267

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Sorry to continue the diversion but a good podcast about the middle ages is Tides of History. Patrick Wyman has a history PhD and he covered the fall of the Western Roman empire in an earlier podcast. He covers what then happened from 600 ish to almost 1600 I. Tides.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Elephant Ambush posted:

My favorite was the Texas schoolteacher that didn't understand the difference between public tweets and DMs and posted long racist screeds as though she was personally talking to him in private.

The one from a couple days ago asking "UM EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU EVER CHECK YOUR MESSAGES?!?!?!?" was almost as good.

Didn't she get her job back even though she was literally trying to get the president to have her students deported/arrested?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

PotatoJudge posted:

Sorry to continue the diversion but a good podcast about the middle ages is Tides of History. Patrick Wyman has a history PhD and he covered the fall of the Western Roman empire in an earlier podcast. He covers what then happened from 600 ish to almost 1600 I. Tides.
Seconding this.

(Also: History of Rome, History of Byzantium, Revolutions, BBC History Extra, BBC In Our Times, Antiquitas)

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

FMguru posted:

Seconding this.

(Also: History of Rome, History of Byzantium, Revolutions, BBC History Extra, BBC In Our Times, Antiquitas)

And the comedy option, Life of Caesar/Augustus/Tiberius/Caligula (I hope they do at least all the Julio-Claudians). If you like dick jokes.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

https://twitter.com/ProfessorDNA/status/1256314693070831616

@ProfessorDNA is digging in

if u check their tweets they are mostly retweets of leftists furious about biden. (and while you never know on twitter, there's nothing other than the weird covid minimization that indicates a right-wing troll.) i am pro-left and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Mr. President, please, I'm tired of winning

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/ProfessorDNA/status/1256314693070831616

@ProfessorDNA is digging in

if u check their tweets they are mostly retweets of leftists furious about biden. (and while you never know on twitter, there's nothing other than the weird covid minimization that indicates a right-wing troll.) i am pro-left and take no pleasure in reporting this.

he got mad and blocked me. Lol

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

Post Trump voters rejecting the possibility that they might not die under Trump

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1256599602641469440?s=20

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

e: double post somehow

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Vaccines that are proven to keep you from getting sick: [guy looking disgusted]
Random cleaning products with no scientific basis that are hazardous to your health: [guy pointing and smiling]

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