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Facebook Aunt posted:Prions, my dude. For some reason cannibalism always leads to prions. And then later eat the tigers.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:And then later eat the tigers. We can't eat the tigers! The tigers have coronavirus!
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May 1, 2020 04:23
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Alex Jones was talking about eating lefties the other day.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:This is insanely stupid because not only is there more than enough commercially produced porn out there to last decades upon decades for the average viewer but there's also more than enough amateur porn on dozens upon dozens of websites all over the internet. Every porn company could shut down tomorrow forever and every person on this loving planet would still never run out of new boobs, vaginas, butts, and dongs to masturbate to as long as they want for all eternity. Amateur porn is probably more popular than commercially produced crap too and that's never going away. its a joke lol
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May 1, 2020 05:41
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I'm glad that corona thing is over now. That was a close one.
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May 1, 2020 05:44
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Pindakaas posted:I'm glad that corona thing is over now. That was a close one. Someone go grab the Mission Accomplished banner out of storage, we did it!
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May 1, 2020 05:47
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Pindakaas posted:I'm glad that corona thing is over now. That was a close one. Hey, we're down to only 25k or so new cases average per day in America, so I guess it's time to open up all the restaurants and salons!
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Trump should totally pose on the hospital ship, with the mission accomplished banner, down in florida, with mar-a-lago in the background
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May 1, 2020 05:51
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The doomer side of me think that Trump will announce something grim tomorrow because how tired he looked today and how much he is boasting how a vaccine is coming soon and that the virus just going to go away. He probably going to wait until the market close(so line is green for the month of April) to do it. quick edit: He could just be devastated that Joe is beating him in the pools though. Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 06:40 on May 1, 2020 |
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May 1, 2020 06:37
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Joe can win all he wants in pools, its a double elimination tourney. Gilead stocks shooting through the roof because their drug seems to actually help and not kill people
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When I won my city-wide pinball championship trophy I learned that when things look grim, you need to dig deep and think like a winner
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Pindakaas posted:I'm glad that corona thing is over now. That was a close one. See you same time next year.
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May 1, 2020 07:59
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Your president reckons he’s seen the smoking gun: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us...newsus_spies%5D
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monkeytennis posted:Your president reckons he’s seen the smoking gun: Welp the chuds have been quiet for a few days, expect them to come in guns blazing on how this is a bio-engineered plague tomorrow.
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May 1, 2020 08:54
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's just a flu, bro Could they not just dump them all in a trench and pour diesel all over them?
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May 1, 2020 08:55
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monkeytennis posted:Your president reckons he’s seen the smoking gun: https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1255973739335950337
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May 1, 2020 09:51
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Bloopsy posted:In all seriousness I wasn't going to cash it since I figured Uncle Samuel would be asking for it back eventually. You could cash it in and keep the money around as a last resort. If you don't need it pay it back later. Or keep the cheque, as long as it doesn't have a cash-in before date and you will still get the money down the road. But I wouldn't give it back unless they ask for it, they won't help you if times get tough, so why should you do them a favour unless they specifically call you out on it?
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Bleusilences posted:
The first presidential debate is gonna be joe & Donald in a pool. Beating each other polls. It will be mandatory for all Americans to watch 3 times a day. Porn problem solved.
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mrfart posted:The first presidential debate is gonna be joe & Donald in a pool. Beating each other polls. It will be mandatory for all Americans to watch 3 times a day. Porn problem solved. what will they be wearing? this is important 
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May 1, 2020 10:38
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I'd watch that, in the same way I'd like to see some of my coworkers run 50 yards without dying at the end
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May 1, 2020 11:20
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Play posted:So wait, they're saying they're actually getting the virus from reused test swabs or something? What a way to go out The thought has occurred to me. If I had enemies, my loyal, well‐compensated people would keep the supply of those swabs locked down harder than the nuclear football.
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Bernie Panders posted:why does everyone assume that people wanting to return to work is a trumper? i literally need money for food and shelter, i have no money because my UI claim is in limbo. no more money is coming from the government. why am i a bad person for wanting to feed my family the only way i can I think that us non-Americans don't understand the reality of the lack of social security in your country. In most of western Europa people receive UI payments on time and can still provide for their family. The very notion that you're basically hosed when you don't have a job is foreign to us. I understand you lose your health insurance when you're unemployed. That makes your difficult situation even more diffiicult.
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May 1, 2020 11:30
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CountDrac posted:I think that us non-Americans don't understand the reality of the lack of social security in your country. In most of western Europa people receive UI payments on time and can still provide for their family. Insurance is the key problem, we have unemployment insurance and they tacked on $600 extra to the weekly payout. I'm not sure between Obama's insurance thing or state run medicaid's but some coverage would be available.
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May 1, 2020 11:42
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Mnoba posted:Insurance is the key problem, we have unemployment insurance and they tacked on $600 extra to the weekly payout. I'm not sure between Obama's insurance thing or state run medicaid's but some coverage would be available. Many states denied the Medicaid expansion because black president bad, and your boy and his pals have done all they can to make Obamacare more expensive and less effective than ever. Back in 2012 or so my job didn’t provide insurance so I had to use the exchange and I paid about 40 bucks a month for a pretty decent silver plan. I left my job last year and the cheapest bronze plan I could find was close to $200.
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May 1, 2020 11:50
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Is there any doubt in anyone’s mind that the sources trump has seen about China making covid-19 in a lab are just Fox News statements alluding to that That 100% is where he heard it
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May 1, 2020 11:59
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Trump believes everything Fox says, and he makes poo poo up all the time. Fox believes everything Trump says, and they make poo poo up all the time. It's a bizarre feedback loop.
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Hazo posted:Many states denied the Medicaid expansion because black president bad, and your boy and his pals have done all they can to make Obamacare more expensive and less effective than ever. i didn't vote for him, but since you like otherizing people allow me to retort. you're an online bully, and whatever satifaction you derive from playing online trump bad must really be filling a very large void because your posting is really bad.
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May 1, 2020 12:16
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The Virus could be 100% natural and untouched by man, And still have escaped from the lab. Both sides are being chuds over this.
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Fumble posted:The Virus could be 100% natural and untouched by man, And still have escaped from the lab. Both sides are being chuds over this. pretty much, i hope it did come from a lab I'm sure the US has scary labs handling this stuff too. Maybe this will lead to world wide anti-bio research being shut down much like how the cuban missle crisis helped with nuclear.
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Mnoba posted:Insurance is the key problem, we have unemployment insurance and they tacked on $600 extra to the weekly payout. I'm not sure between Obama's insurance thing or state run medicaid's but some coverage would be available. Mnoba posted:i didn't vote for him, but since you like otherizing people allow me to retort. you're an online bully, and whatever satifaction you derive from playing online trump bad must really be filling a very large void because your posting is really bad. lmao
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May 1, 2020 12:26
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“The virus escaped from a lab” isn’t nonsensical, but it is unlikely. It’s like positing that because a shooting happened in a town in an armory, that the shooter must have gotten weapons from there and not from the stores on every block that sell firearms to the public. 
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"Don't Sneeze on Me" reads the text on my bumper sticker as I pull into the store, ready to buy my manufactured virus, which is my right as a citizen to own. A tear falls down my cheek. Not in pride, but for how bad that analogy is.
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Coronavirus was diligently hacking away in his secret tunnel at night, out of sight of the guards. Finally after months of toil he escaped through the sewers and now runs havoc in the world. The only thing he left in the lab was a pair of nicely polished shoes...
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Fartbox posted:it was probably the UFO's You're just jealous that the aliens only like America.
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CountDrac posted:Coronavirus was diligently hacking away in his secret tunnel at night, out of sight of the guards. Finally after months of toil he escaped through the sewers and now runs havoc in the world. The only thing he left in the lab was a pair of nicely polished shoes... You either get busy killing, or get busy being eradicated.
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