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Breakfast All Day posted:cats are for subs for whom finding a human dom would be too socially demanding The ultimate sub challenge is owning a tortoiseshell cat. Bipolar to the max. "Oh hey let me roll around and expose my belly like I want to be petted. There is only a 50/50 chance that I will bite the poo poo out of you. I will also meow loudly for no reason only while you are on the phone"
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facetoucher cat posted:cats are generally jerks but they're cute and fluffy jerks so we put up with their BS for some reason. I just want to use my PC but I left my desk for under a minute and now I can't use my mouse woah i have the exact same mouse
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Breakfast All Day posted:cats are for subs for whom finding a human dom would be too socially demanding what if i want my domme to treat me like a pet cat
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facetoucher cat posted:cats are generally jerks but they're cute and fluffy jerks so we put up with their BS for some reason. I just want to use my PC but I left my desk for under a minute and now I can't use my mouse lmao MX518 look at this loser, yeah that was my mouse 4 mice ago
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May 1, 2020 14:38
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Inceltown posted:Just bumped into my boomer neighbours while taking the trash out. They're just coming back from holidays at a friends farm to move down to their holiday house for a few weeks. Really hope the police catch them travelling and fine the gently caress out of them. *holiday house* like, WTF? I thought I was living large when for the first time in my life I moved into a 2 bedroom apartment that I'm on the lease
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May 1, 2020 14:39
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FAUXTON posted:lol imagine hating minorities so much that you buy a house but have a landlord anyway seriously lol
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May 1, 2020 14:40
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Zyme posted:woah i have the exact same mouse This mouse is wonderful I've had it for ages, or did before my cat claimed it with his butt
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May 1, 2020 14:40
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just a reminder that small business owners are usually human garbage, this guy is also on record being super pissed off his april fishing trip got canceled. 
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May 1, 2020 14:41
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facetoucher cat posted:*holiday house* like, WTF? I thought I was living large when for the first time in my life I moved into a 2 bedroom apartment that I'm on the lease People like that are disconnected from reality and think that only people below them have bad things happen to them. A wall of dollar bills defends you from corona it seems.
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May 1, 2020 14:41
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses: 269,420 is my guess.
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May 1, 2020 14:42
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
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May 1, 2020 14:46
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zegermans posted:lmao MX518 look at this loser, yeah that was my mouse 4 mice ago You'd hate my keyboard lmao 
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May 1, 2020 14:47
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https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/04/27/it-has-come-to-my-attention-that-i-know-way-more-than-dr-anthony-fauciquote:If you’ve read the comments section of any respected website over the past year, certainly you’re aware of my expertise ranging from, but not limited to:
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May 1, 2020 14:48
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comedyblissoption posted:-100,000.3 deaths thank you lord president for jesus trump
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May 1, 2020 14:48
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I’ll guess the official count is 164,789 but the real count will be higher
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facetoucher cat posted:You'd hate my keyboard lmao No I profoundly respect it because I have one too.
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May 1, 2020 14:51
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facetoucher cat posted:You'd hate my keyboard lmao have you ever taken the keys off and cleaned it?
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May 1, 2020 14:51
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since my MX518 I've had a G5, a R.A.T. 7, and am currently on a G502
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Rynn posted:People like that are disconnected from reality and think that only people below them have bad things happen to them. A wall of dollar bills defends you from corona it seems. Protected by Jesus blood, that everyone knows is really just Benjamins
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May 1, 2020 14:52
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captainbananas posted:have you ever taken the keys off and cleaned it? cum crust gives you better tactile feedback
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May 1, 2020 14:52
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Good Citizen posted:my fav one of these is the one softbank used for wework on their earning's call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo 
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May 1, 2020 14:52
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Has this been posted here yet https://mobile.twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1255951953940471808
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May 1, 2020 14:52
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Zyme posted:woah i have the exact same mouse lol so many people still use this mouse i've had mine for like 15 years lmao
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME 292,315
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turd in my singlet posted:lol so many people still use this mouse they did a refresh of it with a better sensor iirc
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captainbananas posted:have you ever taken the keys off and cleaned it? I normally take canned air to it (a full can) and use poky tools to get in there and spend an entire afternoon with rubbing alcohol and qtips. I'm actually afraid to pop off the keys. I might do that today, it's been a few months since I've done it
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May 1, 2020 14:55
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1256201376276733953 they recently found people can shed inactive virus for many weeks after, that will definitely lead to positive tests without rick of infection or symptoms.
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Good Citizen posted:my fav one of these is the one softbank used for wework on their earning's call Oil Reserves yet to be discovered Itanium sales projections
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May 1, 2020 14:56
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Jesus Christ when will people give up on this magical election poo poo https://mobile.twitter.com/jmikeolivercom/status/1255981685616922624
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May 1, 2020 14:57
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zegermans posted:cum crust gives you better tactile feedback I think I just woke up my husband laughing so loudly at this I started coughing, lmao
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triple sulk posted:where can i get the solo cup mask it was a random facebook ad and now its gone i regret everything I'll pm you if i see it again though
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May 1, 2020 14:58
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thicc_waluigi posted:Jesus Christ when will people give up on this magical election poo poo The important thing to remember is these militia people are above all complete and utter cowards. The first bullet flying their way will make them scatter or drown in their own piss.
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May 1, 2020 14:58
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses: Damnit somebody else already beat me to closest without going over Price is Right strategies
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May 1, 2020 14:59
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 Time Magazine finally telling it like it is! Good (Great) headline!
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May 1, 2020 14:59
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thicc_waluigi posted:Has this been posted here yet lol the sergeant-at-arms won't do poo poo, hell they're probably on the militias side
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May 1, 2020 14:59
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facetoucher cat posted:I normally take canned air to it (a full can) and use poky tools to get in there and spend an entire afternoon with rubbing alcohol and qtips. I'm actually afraid to pop off the keys. I might do that today, it's been a few months since I've done it gotta conquer your fears, getting the keys off and really cleaning the inner board is key to prolonging your hardware.
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thicc_waluigi posted:Jesus Christ when will people give up on this magical election poo poo Libs desperately, desperately want to go back to pre-escalator and ignore politics again
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 Re-opening 15 restaurants out of 1,300, most likely in the biggest cities. Those poor staff who were 'invited' back are going to be destroyed as every English chud rushes for their beloved Big Macs.
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facetoucher cat posted:You'd hate my keyboard lmao Lol that's almost the same as the one I use, which has a 2nd row of programmable buttons and the little screen doesn't work anymore
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