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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

cuba. in the year 2020 i am very, very concerned about cuba

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

why is every twitter bot a name followed by a string of numbers

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pindakaas posted:

The curve is flattening upward.

It's an upwards downtrending spikespiral

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

zombies as coded language for "the blacks" is a big thing yes. zombie invasion was the precursor to this boogaloo poo poo

Range 15 being a good example of that.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Burn Zone posted:

if you haven't gotten the memo yet



been thinking about this and I think my favorite thing about it is that they use "firemen" instead of "firefighters"

Like it's that little extra touch that really makes it.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 22:29 on May 1, 2020

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

drat commies, always trying to make a quick buck

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

zombies as coded language for "the blacks" is a big thing yes. zombie invasion was the precursor to this boogaloo poo poo

i'm thinking it's not an accident that The Walking Dead started in Atlanta

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1256331599211192321?s=19

"Bonjour, Monsieur Bond."

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Sometimes a Zombie is just a Zombie

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Also I want to speak to Youtube's manager! Tim Pool videos keep popping up on my recommended list even though I've only been watching triathlon and cycling videos with a smattering of korean variety show poo poo.

WTF YOUTUBE!

QUIT RECOMMENDING TIM POOL'S poo poo TO ME! ALSO gently caress THAT DIPSHIT BEANIE WEARING gently caress

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

why is every twitter bot a name followed by a string of numbers

That's what Twitter's account creation defaults to-your name and a string of random numbers. Most people will choose something besides the default, but the botnets don't give a gently caress and a lot of boomers miss it during sign up.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
like is tim pool trying to rp jacques cousteau or some poo poo?

gently caress that gently caress boy

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

glad to see pompeo is condemning yesterday's attack


https://twitter.com/EmbaCubaUS/status/1255852895523803136?s=20

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Hi please enjoy another FREE STEAM GAME

W30ET-F2L9N-L8RG6

this one has 69 levels

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Lacrosse posted:

I think Doomsday preppers were secretly hoping for a blank check to murder a whole bunch of people they didn't like, but since this situation didn't give them that chance they're done with this so-called apocalypse thank you very much. This was my theory at why zombies as a genre was so popular a while back.

That the "zombie" range targets looked like Obama was a bit of a give-away.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Spergin Morlock posted:

i'm thinking it's not an accident that The Walking Dead started in Atlanta

the fact that it's a character driven show means that they need conflict and lovely bickering and constant teamkilling, and there's no better source for that than a post apocalyptic red state

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

So the nicotine thing is gaining traction.

quote:

Nicotine could maintain or restore the function of the cholinergic anti-inflammatory system and thus control the release and activity of pro-inflammatory cytokines. This could prevent or suppress the cytokine storm. This hypothesis needs to be examined in the laboratory and the clinical setting.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214750020302924

smoke em if you got em?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Zeriel posted:

So the nicotine thing is gaining traction.


https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214750020302924

smoke em if you got em?

big tobacco is back baby

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Spergin Morlock posted:

i'm thinking it's not an accident that The Walking Dead started in Atlanta

That's more because its where the CDC is based and the first season involved them getting there to figure out WTF is going on

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



covering my entire body in nicotine patches and instantly dying

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Sound
Oct 18, 2004



good but not as catchy as this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

I hope this thing isn't like a bleach spray and UVC tunnel bc nothing says fun like cataracts, skin cancer, and inhaling chemicals during a respiratory disease lmao

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

At 197 guesses the median is... 169420

1-70:


71-140:


141-197:


I humbly submit the Washington State University Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation modeling team's latest April 29, 2020 projection of 72,085 on May 31.

Also lol 76% of submissions so far are higher than IHME's upper bound estimate of 112,371.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Agrajag posted:

big tobacco is back baby

duke university researchers immediately confirmed these results...

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Feldegast42 posted:

That's more because its where the CDC is based and the first season involved them getting there to figure out WTF is going on

aha, so it WASN'T an accident. lol

Inslee just announced WA's shut down order will stay in place until May 31st at least. Looking forward to more WA chud tears

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Spime Wrangler posted:

I humbly submit the Washington State University Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation modeling team's latest April 29, 2020 projection of 72,085 on May 31.

Also lol 76% of submissions so far are higher than IHME's upper bound estimate of 112,371.

I believe the warm weather and Lysol injections will reduce the daily death rate to 215 per day, it will be like a miracle.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I believe the warm weather and Lysol injections will reduce the daily death rate to 215 per day, it will be like a miracle.

deaths from covid: 0

deaths from lysol injections: 5000

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

lol. Happy 4th of July. Your parents are dead.
Detective Cameron : I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your 4th of July guests are here.
Patriotic Party Girl : What's the bad news?
Detective Cameron : They're dead.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

shovelbum posted:

I hope this thing isn't like a bleach spray and UVC tunnel bc nothing says fun like cataracts, skin cancer, and inhaling chemicals during a respiratory disease lmao

it's almost certainly just a version of hand sanitizer level stuff

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
This dude is live streaming from Huntington Beach and it's pretty funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuLcKKByXk

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mayor Dave posted:

This dude is live streaming from Huntington Beach and it's pretty funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuLcKKByXk

20 seconds of fat dude with a mohawk ranting

no thanks

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mayor Dave posted:

This dude is live streaming from Huntington Beach and it's pretty funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuLcKKByXk

thanks I fuckin hate it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Agrajag posted:

20 seconds of fat dude with a mohawk ranting

no thanks

I'm right here

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mayor Dave posted:

That's what Twitter's account creation defaults to-your name and a string of random numbers. Most people will choose something besides the default, but the botnets don't give a gently caress and a lot of boomers miss it during sign up.

Don't forget now that there is also the ironic alt-reich use of it due to said default bot / boomer situation.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

That's what Twitter's account creation defaults to-your name and a string of random numbers. Most people will choose something besides the default, but the botnets don't give a gently caress and a lot of boomers miss it during sign up.

oh that makes sense

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Okay, yeah, this is it. This is the defining image that encapsulates 2020

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