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jaete posted:I've made a limerick: Not bad.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson continuing the UK's lockdown — Boris Johnson has said the UK is turning the tide on tackling coronavirus but is still facing a moment of ‘maximum risk’" Telegraph:  After Low. Matt:  Independent:  Times:  'Invisible mugger': how Boris Johnson's language hints at his thinking Evening Standard:  Asteroid over a mile wide on course to pass Earth this week Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's return  David Squires: 
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Apr 28, 2020 18:12
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Apr 28, 2020 19:11
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Scotland's coronavirus guidelines – The first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has advised Scots to wear masks in certain situations" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of baby boy Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the coronavirus death toll 
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Apr 29, 2020 18:58
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: I mean Steve - one of the big stereotypes is that we don’t wear anything under our kilts, you know that right?
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Apr 29, 2020 19:12
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Red Oktober posted:I mean Steve - one of the big stereotypes is that we don’t wear anything under our kilts, you know that right? I can't imagine the version of this without pants getting published, so it seems he compromised.
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Apr 29, 2020 19:23
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gently caress me, a funny Matt
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Apr 30, 2020 03:40
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: The only people feeling any optimism from boris having his nth child are dickheads in Westminster, everyone else still feels like poo poo. a good cartoon
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Dominic Raab giving the daily press briefing – The foreign secretary said total UK deaths from coronavirus were over 26,000 after those that occurred outside hospital were included" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Starmer criticises government over 'truly dreadful' coronavirus death rate Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris the new dad  Guardian Australian 
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Apr 30, 2020 21:48
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I mean it stops being funny when you draw everyone's nose as a cock. It just gets weird :/
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Apr 30, 2020 23:49
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Cloud Potato posted:Independent: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's return to giving the daily press conference – The PM used his first Downing Street briefing to tell the public that the coronavirus peak had passed" After Grünewald. Telegraph:  Hancock says UK hit 100,000 tests amid claims tally is artificially boosted Matt:  Independent:  Times:  What does the 'R' number of coronavirus actually signify? Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Mail Force PPE airlift 
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May 1, 2020 20:46
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The gently caress is the R factor meant to be?
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May 1, 2020 23:43
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The gently caress is the R factor meant to be? reproduction number, so how many people are infected. Now that they are over the peak they can relax restrictions and watch cases take off again.
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May 1, 2020 23:52
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The gently caress is the R factor meant to be? Broadly speaking it’s the number of people a single infected person infects. So r=1 means everyone who is infected infects 1 other. R=0.5 they infect on average 1 person between 2; so it dies out. R=2 and each person infects 2 others and you have exponential growth. Coronavirus is between 2 & 3, so we need to lower the average by, for example, staying at home so each infected person on average infects less than 1 person.
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Red Oktober posted:Broadly speaking it’s the number of people a single infected person infects. Covid's R-number is actually closer to 5-6.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the UK's route out of lockdown – Boris Johnson has promised to set out next week how schools and workplaces could safely reopen once lockdown restrictions were eased" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  After JW Waterhouse. Times:  'He’s just a wonderful man': how Captain Tom became a superstar fundraiser Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... The coronavirus 'R' value and Boris Johnson's new baby  Stephen Collins: 
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May 2, 2020 19:24
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Paul left an exclamation mark off, easy mistake to make.
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May 2, 2020 22:21
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I can't see that second panel as anything other than some awful grub.
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Observer: "The end of the old order – Coronavirus will change society, but for whose benefit?" Sunday Telegraph:  Sunday Times: 
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on social distancing in the coronavirus lockdown — Spain and Italy, two of the European countries hardest hit by coronavirus, are beginning to emerge from lengthy and strict lockdowns as Russia and Afghanistan reported their biggest one-day rises in new infections" Telegraph:  Matt:  No idea, apologies. Independent:  Elderly must not be left out of lockdown easing, says Michael Palin Times:  Evening Standard: 
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May 4, 2020 18:53
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on government plans to get the UK back to work — Britain’s trade union body has warned the government’s draft guidelines for getting employees back to work during the coronavirus crisis will put people’s health at risk and cannot be supported in their current form" Telegraph:  Matt:  Matt Hancock launches contact-tracing app with Isle of Wight trial Independent:  US daily coronavirus deaths reportedly projected to double to 3,000 by June Times:  Evening Standard:  Joe Wicks: The Body Coach is assisted by wife Rosie for PE lesson David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the UK government's handling of coronavirus — A new contact-tracing app for managing the coronavirus outbreak will be piloted on the Isle of Wight this week, the health secretary has confirmed, despite concerns its centralised setup carries privacy risks and will reduce uptake" Telegraph:  Matt:  Exclusive: Government scientist Neil Ferguson resigns after breaking lockdown rules to meet his married lover Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  America begins to reopen but businesses and customers in no rush to get back Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Government's coronavirus tracing app heading for the Isle of Wight 
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May 6, 2020 21:03
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Paul Thomas is such a bootlicking oval office lol
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May 7, 2020 00:32
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Interesting Thomas is leaving the rest of union to the wolves. England expects, maybe, but I'm not using the app.
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: How long do we think this one took? Half an hour?
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer's first PMQs – Two party leaders met across the dispatch box in PM’s first PMQs since illness" Telegraph:  Neil Ferguson: UK coronavirus adviser resigns after breaking lockdown rules Matt:  Boris Johnson promises ‘maximum caution’ in easing Covid-19 restrictions Independent:  Times:  Calls for inquiry as UK reports highest Covid-19 death toll in Europe Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… Professor Lockdown  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the coronavirus crisis in UK care homes — A secret government report concluded the UK was not prepared for a pandemic and forewarned of the Covid-19 crisis in care homes" After Arnold Böcklin. Telegraph:  Solemnity and celebration as Britain pays VE Day tribute to war generation Independent:  Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Celebrating VE Day 75 years on 
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May 8, 2020 21:31
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the sombre side of VE Day – As the UK celebrated 75 years since the end of war in Europe, figures emerged showing deaths in care homes at treble their usual level" Telegraph:  Independent:  After Paul Nash. The i paper:  Times:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on.. VE Day celebrations in lockdown  Stephen Collins: 
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May 9, 2020 13:29
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loving Thomas doing 'father I cannot click the book' tier boomer comics I swear to gently caress
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May 9, 2020 20:51
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I am the desk propped up on one corner by a chair, or perhaps I am the poor woman with an arse for knees
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May 9, 2020 21:04
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: How honest of Bob to depict Churchill painting with palette of the victims of Bengal famine.
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Observer: "After lockdown, a new golden age? – What will Boris Johnson announce? Don’t hold your breath…" Sunday Telegraph:  After Magritte. Matt:  Sunday Times: 
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's new coronavirus strategy – The prime minister has revised the UK government’s pandemic slogan from ‘Stay at home’ to ‘Stay alert’" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Sturgeon reveals irritation over Whitehall lockdown messaging Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's 'stay alert' slogan — Opposition leaders have rounded on the prime minister for sending out confusing and muddled advice that they claim could cost lives as the government attempts to move away from the coronavirus lockdown" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... easing the lockdown  David Squires:  Bonus! Lockdown at the Overlook Hotel.
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Nicely done. I also like the fact he can't see where he's going, so if he doesn't steer as advised he will drive straight over those picnickers. It's a cartoon of mixed messages.
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