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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lmao

https://twitter.com/LibertyHangout/status/1256350687501455360?s=20

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

think of all the goon spy gadgets you could develop:

+ explodey mountain dew game fuel can
+ fanny pack that hides rocket boosters, allowing you to jump over objects
+ cheeto dust cloud dispenser
+ a super-car with all kinds of features except in the form of a mid-2000s imported asian budget hatchback

+ shoes that conceal beef snacks

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hahhahahhah

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m going my own way

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
im confused is this coming from a falling out they had or a "it puts the lotion on its skin" thing

oh who am i kidding it's both isnt it

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Alan Smithee posted:

im confused is this coming from a falling out they had or a "it puts the lotion on its skin" thing

oh who am i kidding it's both isnt it

well she got married, shrek guy is definitely not going to get in on a threesome now

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
shrek: "To clarify I don't think I should have one either, KB should control it and give me an allowance when I've been a good little cuckboy"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I’m going my own way

hes femboycel now

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i liked feminine gay guys before it was cool, back off incels

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

bring back old gbs posted:

hes femboycel now

you're thinking of nick j fuentes

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

cumshitter posted:

i liked feminine gay guys before it was cool, back off incels

cumshitter.... i thought u were a bottom

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

cumshitter.... i thought u were a bottom

his username is a lie. his partners are cumshitters. he is not

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
cumshitter is dualclassed and can top or bottom

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

topping or bottoming has nothing to do with your gender presentation

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

nowadays two bottoms get together and push their butts together until they poo poo cum into each other

it's a powerful sex act known as the double down

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

miniscule12 posted:

nowadays two bottoms get together and push their butts together until they poo poo cum into each other

it's a powerful sex act known as the double down

The world is still a dire shithole but I'm glad that the nazi side of things has calmed down enough that we can spend time in this thread speculating about weird and impossible sex acts.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Kitfox88 posted:

cumshitter is dualclassed and can top or bottom
That -20% XP penalty though! :ohdear:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

"I'm a horrible piece of poo poo, change my mind."

How about I just tell you to gently caress off?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
She should definitely get a bowel account

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1256443705776578560?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I kinda want comment though

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

My god, it's loving real:

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1256381680585265153?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lmao

https://twitter.com/horny4yami/status/1256403753500114950?s=20

https://twitter.com/sammysawshank/status/1256437348360839169?s=20

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

alex being reduced to a lame twitter heel after all these years is kinda sad

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
alexius aetass

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

miniscule12 posted:

nowadays two bottoms get together and push their butts together until they poo poo cum into each other

it's a powerful sex act known as the double down

i think i saw a commercial for that sex act. does it involve fried chicken?

Tokamak posted:

topping or bottoming has nothing to do with your gender presentation

oh yea? then explain why so many trans ppl want topping or bottoming surgery, smart guy :rolleyes:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
alex, eat the gun girl poop

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

alex, eat the gun girl poop

that's a big bowl of chili right there

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
If only there were something I could do to forget ever reading that

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


alex don’t read this........






Kaitlyn hello

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"Are you sure this is chili?"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"Are you sure this is chili?"

"It was this afternoon, yeah."

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"Are you sure this is chili?"
It was chili.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that's a big bowl of chili right there

the lore has become too deep.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Farm Frenzy posted:

alex being reduced to a lame twitter heel after all these years is kinda sad

It's what happens when you betray conspiracy thought by going mainstream. George Noory, meanwhile, has kept his honor :haibrow:

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

atomwaffen arrest in east texas. click the second link. the dude seems really messed up and plastered a small town on the texas-arkansas border with 100 extreme atomwaffen posters. the crime he was eventually arrested for was supplying bomb-making materials while knowing the recipient intended to use them to harm people, which sounds to me like a characteristic sting operation (the court docs are also sealed).

https://twitter.com/nate_thayer/status/1255723087326314496

Hah, I know exactly where this chump got arrested at. This also doesn't surprise me. When the was a nazi doxx years back, there was att least 5 neo-nazi in Dekalb.

I wish I back in Denton :(

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/DavidHarrisAJC/status/1256539016620642305
poe's law, indomitable

plaintiff
May 15, 2015


Is it just me or are these ancap types completely indistinguishable from Ferengi? I can just hear Jeffery Combs chewing the scenery as Liquidator Brunt.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

do NOT jack off posted:

Is it just me or are these ancap types completely indistinguishable from Ferengi? I can just hear Jeffery Combs chewing the scenery as Liquidator Brunt.

real talk, the ferengi at their worst were more socialist than the current gop is

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Gringostar posted:

real talk, the ferengi at their worst were more socialist than the current gop is

didn’t most of them realize customers needed health and money to be able to give you said money

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