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am I too late for a guess where numbers go up? 1,234,567 dead americans
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https://www.heart.org/en/news/2020/...DOAEvk4N_y26IRY What's blood type got to do with clot risk? quote:People with blood types A and B may have higher risks for developing dangerous blood clots compared to people who have type O blood. That's according to new research that also showed a slightly higher risk for certain types of heart disease among the A and B groups. I think I'm a B. Guess I'll die!
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May 2, 2020 08:38
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Blockade posted:Saw this on a walk today nice thing to know about blanca i guess
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thanks to brilliant leadership, you can get your hair cut and then a nice coffee at corona cafe
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May 2, 2020 08:42
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endlessmonotony posted:Read some Camus. 
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seattle plague rat posted:just tell them you havent worked in 5 weeks and your family is going to starve and if they press you start sobbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y&t=242s
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a helpful bear posted:is that your orange bike remember the clown bike?
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Lawman 0 posted:The south hasn't owned itself this much since Picketts charge lol
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Steve Yun posted:https://www.heart.org/en/news/2020/...DOAEvk4N_y26IRY type B to pay respects
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Xaris posted:that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. This is pretty much my experience exactly, and I'm not even employed, so being fully unemployed wouldn't help. I'm still spending all my time reading up on scary stuff and measuring out what my next moves ought to be.
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snoo posted:what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something??? I can't vouch for the other agents but if you get me, all you're gonna have to do is suck my dick a few times (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 2, 2020 09:14
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https://twitter.com/Monogrammaton/status/1256499400160899072 They might not be wrong
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May 2, 2020 09:25
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True, but I feel they got that cyberpunk outdoor strip club with the gasmasks totally on point.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Thank you to all 212 people that guessed. I will put everything up tomorrow with an analysis that will make Schnorkles proud. I thought I was too late for the deathpool but if it's still open I guess 227,486 by the end of May.
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May 2, 2020 10:02
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snoo posted:starting to feel like im the crazy one for caring about my and my family's health and safety you are my dumbass family (except my mom) insists this is overblown and you can't trust experts or specialists cuz they have agendas and we should just keep going on like normal
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May 2, 2020 10:03
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Skypie posted:you are Ah yes, the nefarious agendas of 'trying to keep people alive' and 'making the world a better place by helping people'
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Helith posted:Ah yes, the nefarious agendas of 'trying to keep people alive' and 'making the world a better place by helping people' Those loving sickos
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May 2, 2020 10:17
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Hmm it's been a month, so when are we getting another $1200 check? Oh that was a one-time thing? Hahaha gently caress everything, time to scrounge up money for more rum
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Why is it always Millenials? Does no other generational cohort exist online, other than Boomers and Millenials. This irks me, I am irked. 212,211 dead in america, but I am not american, so I cannot comment.
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Helith posted:Ah yes, the nefarious agendas of 'trying to keep people alive' and 'making the world a better place by helping people' my aunt and cousin are pissed off at people who got unemployment + $600. why? cuz my cousin got denied for being "self-employed." spoiler alert: he lives in florida and is full MAGA. it's really fuckin sad that decades of consumerism and capitalism have conditioned people to believe the only way to measure "success" is being able to gloat that you're better than someone for having things they don't. and when these people are faced with a situation where others get something they couldn't, they have to come up with a bunch of bullshit excuses as to why those people cheated or don't deserve it because otherwise they'd have to accept the reality that their lives are empty 
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May 2, 2020 10:23
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Charlz Guybon posted:9,623 new cases in Russia today. 
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Helith posted:Ah yes, the nefarious agendas of 'trying to keep people alive' and 'making the world a better place by helping people' sounds like loving communism open er up and back to work
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May 2, 2020 10:28
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Jfc you almost gave me a heart attack this morning. I open German news and it's talking about how "armed men have stormed the parliament building". For a second I thought this is the big one and they are dragging Bernie's corpse with an F150 through the streets
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May 2, 2020 10:41
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Collateral posted:Why is it always Millenials? Does no other generational cohort exist online, other than Boomers and Millenials. This irks me, I am irked. Boomers still run the place, Millennials are the children of Boomers (and the biggest generation since them, thanks to immigration), and because of Boomers running things they take a tack of “drat kids” and still think of their kids instead of the actual young people, Zoomers. I think at this point the youngest Millennial is just about the US drinking age and the oldest is almost 40. It’s real dumb.
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I don't want to be sick anymore. It's now hard to breathe and once I start coughing I almost puke it gets so violent. My stupid test was negative so if I don't have it then what's wrong with me? My doctor said something about other viruses they're seeing that are, and I quote, "not the flu but just as bad as covid-19" but WTF is that supposed to mean? Like? WTF? She also said she's not convinced I don't have it. What's the point of a test if it's not totally valid? Why would they put that on the market? I'm afraid to call her because I don't want to upset my husband who started to get angry with me yesterday for still being sick and all whiny and I get it, I was being pathetic and I guess he's going to say this is my normal asthma or something but that hasn't given me issues in a little bit. I'm scared and don't really have anywhere to turn. This is all bullshit
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facetoucher cat posted:I don't want to be sick anymore. It's now hard to breathe and once I start coughing I almost puke it gets so violent. My stupid test was negative so if I don't have it then what's wrong with me? My doctor said something about other viruses they're seeing that are, and I quote, "not the flu but just as bad as covid-19" but WTF is that supposed to mean? Like? WTF? She also said she's not convinced I don't have it. What's the point of a test if it's not totally valid? Why would they put that on the market? I'm afraid to call her because I don't want to upset my husband who started to get angry with me yesterday for still being sick and all whiny and I get it, I was being pathetic and I guess he's going to say this is my normal asthma or something but that hasn't given me issues in a little bit. I'm scared and don't really have anywhere to turn. This is all bullshit Is this a copy-paste or is it real if it's real go to the hospital right now if you have trouble breathing
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orange sky posted:Is this a copy-paste or is it real if it's real go to the hospital right now if you have trouble breathing
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call em all piss em all off breathing problems are loving scary and yes the test can be administered wrong or even just scrape somewhere the virus ain’t currently right that moment living.
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orange sky posted:Is this a copy-paste or is it real if it's real go to the hospital right now if you have trouble breathing 100% agreed
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I have been told you die if you stop breathing, so if you are having a hard time breathing, probably seek medical attention.
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Charlz Guybon posted:9,623 new cases in Russia today. number of active cases second only to the us probably* (*) technically on worldometers the uk is 2nd in active cases because they dont report the numbers of recovered patients because i guess they have to apply the drive on the left attitude for everything
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poty posted:number of active cases second only to the us probably* The death rate has been very low though, and from people I have talked to, it doesn't seem like there is a panic. There is evidence that BCG is a thing (Russia also give booster shots as well). Ardennes has issued a correction as of 12:14 on May 2, 2020 |
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