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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
That's the company that made the fleshlight

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Pastry of the Year posted:

you know, if someone had forced me at gunpoint to rate the Pixar movies by horny level, never would I have put A Bug's Life even in the top five but here we are, keeping Austin weird and whatnot

Like you didn't jerk off to the moth :rolleyes:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MizPiz posted:

Like you didn't jerk off to the moth :rolleyes:

MizPiz, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Were fleshlights invented in 1998? I thought they were a mid 2000's thing.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

OwlFancier posted:

Were fleshlights invented in 1998? I thought they were a mid 2000's thing.

They were invented the first time a monkey looked upon a frog and thought "you know, I bet I could get my entire hog in that thing"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

Were fleshlights invented in 1998? I thought they were a mid 2000's thing.

I had the same question. Hesitantly, I used my non-porn browser to search for the facts. Apparently mid '98. So I doubt the truth of the original post. No, no, no, it's all falling apart now under scrutiny. More fake news, I'm afraid.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

you know, if someone had forced me at gunpoint to rate the Pixar movies by horny level, never would I have put A Bug's Life even in the top five but here we are, keeping Austin weird and whatnot

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011



Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mamma is taking it badly, but kid's doing well letting that long-armed freak go to hell :unsmith:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5EELDPL63k

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

I'd watch this on opening week and drag all my friends along with (just like with CATS)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The credits are basically "hell yes!" And then "original score" jumps out at you at the end.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Samuringa posted:

That's the company that made the fleshlight

You know you're not supposed to kiss the flashlight, right?

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Nastyman posted:

They were invented the first time a monkey looked upon a frog and thought "you know, I bet I could get my entire hog in that thing"

How did you not go with "get my entire hog in that frog"?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
PYF Funny Pictures: Get my entire hog in that frog

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Stoatbringer posted:

You know you're not supposed to kiss the flashlight, right?

How else am I supposed to clean it out, genius?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
One day I'll kiss the right one and it'll turn into a prince

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bring u back ur golden ball

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Samuringa posted:

One day I will come in my prince

Orunitier
Dec 5, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

It's a shopped version of one of his Tarzan covers (Ballantine Books paperbacks from the late 70s/early 80s in the US)

Source: I owned every single one of them when I was in Junior High. It was an awesome time for pulp book covers. Vallejo for Tarzan and Conan books, and Whelan for the Mars books.

That painting is real. It's in the book "Dreams - The Art of Boris Vallejo".

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'd watch this on opening week and drag all my friends along with (just like with CATS)

Wouldn't the life action version of Cars just be Doc. Hollywood?

Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 06:00 on May 3, 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Orunitier posted:

That painting is real. It's in the book "Dreams - The Art of Boris Vallejo".

Not only that, but it was put up for sale in 2003.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Orunitier posted:

That painting is real. It's in the book "Dreams - The Art of Boris Vallejo".


Pick posted:

Not only that, but it was put up for sale in 2003.

Well, holy poo poo. I had no idea.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Anyone know the source of this? Comics in this style pop up every so often but I forget to save them.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Trabant posted:

Anyone know the source of this? Comics in this style pop up every so often but I forget to save them.

Brad Neely?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Trabant posted:

Anyone know the source of this? Comics in this style pop up every so often but I forget to save them.

Chris (Simpsons artist).

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





I thought it was the obvious plant people for some reason.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Paladinus posted:

Chris (Simpsons artist).

Thanks!

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008



Lol that's my girlfriend's brother. That art style reminded me of his stuff too.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Kvy_iC1B8

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Parallelwoody posted:

Lol that's my girlfriend's brother. That art style reminded me of his stuff too.

Tell him he needs to do more Queeblo, Whopper and a Forty is still a banger.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Parallelwoody posted:

Lol that's my girlfriend's brother.

Your girlfriend's brother is Satan?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Your girlfriend's brother is Satan?

*a Satan

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


He's obviously the guy holding the blanket. Goons and their reading comprehension smdh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Oh, it's that dream again aaaaaaa

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