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slopJoe 2020330 posted:SHM i thought you learned not to go all-in on your posting attacks because when you do you turn into an annoying-rear end pedant
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May 4, 2020 21:11
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May 4, 2020 21:12
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:eh if it’s like my distant in-laws from West Virginia posting on Facebook getting family killed through sheer incompetence is mostly just an oopsie that requires prayer emojis Yeah to a chud when someone dies they go home to Jesus, the chuds religion states that death is infinitely preferable to life but you can't kill yourself to game it, this life is just a pointless waiting room before paradise bc no matter how bad you are you just have to say at any point that you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior and it's all on him you're set
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May 4, 2020 21:12
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Mons Hubris posted:I still don't understand where you're getting this from, war with China would be a massive disaster and the military has to know this he's getting it from the same place he got "the united states government deliberately engineered the spread of COVID into minority populations as a form of ethnic cleansing" i.e. nowhere. it's easier for some people to see all the bad things that happen in the world as the efforts of an all-powerful evil force, because it sands the messy edges off of life and turns everything into the apocalypse. if the world is ending and the nightmare forces of fascism are in the ascendant, then my petty problems don't matter. i'm excused from having to worry about mundane poo poo. the reality is the government is grossly incompetent because the president is a cataclysmically stupid grifter whose only objective is to steal money and appear on teevee. in the vacuum of leadership this creates a bunch of smaller con artists have stepped into the roles sane administrators would normally play and are taking the opportunity to steal everything not nailed down. meanwhile, faced with a challenge he cannot will into nonexistence, the idiot king is blaming his eternal foe (China) because 1) it worked before and 2) he hasn't learned anything new since 1986.
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May 4, 2020 21:12
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May 4, 2020 21:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I could honestly see it working out if both sides agree to use it as a means to drum up nationalism and a way to funnel more money to their militaries. The difference here is that china's MI complex is mostly state owned and plenty diversified into civilian ventures, so forcing them into wartime production mode would be a net loss of profit.
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May 4, 2020 21:13
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I wonder what 2020's "Aluminum Tubes" will be.
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May 4, 2020 21:13
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hey remember how it was only like 4 months ago that TRUMP had a foreign general assassinated
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May 4, 2020 21:14
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Beans seem to be back in stock around here, at least.
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May 4, 2020 21:14
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actionjackson posted:I live in the Twin Cities workin hard thank you!
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May 4, 2020 21:15
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:he's getting it from the same place he got "the united states government deliberately engineered the spread of COVID into minority populations as a form of ethnic cleansing" i.e. nowhere. it's easier for some people to see all the bad things that happen in the world as the efforts of an all-powerful evil force, because it sands the messy edges off of life and turns everything into the apocalypse. if the world is ending and the nightmare forces of fascism are in the ascendant, then my petty problems don't matter. i'm excused from having to worry about mundane poo poo. Chaos and grifter ism is a strategy that both the fascist and neolib wings of the GOP have embraced again and again tho from an accelerationist and captalist crisis perspective respectively it's like the one thing they can agree on
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May 4, 2020 21:15
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Skypie posted:hey remember how it was only like 4 months ago that TRUMP had a foreign general assassinated probably saved that guy from having to drown in his own lung juice. But Drone Assassination isn't really an honorable death
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May 4, 2020 21:15
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moist turtleneck posted:lol just lol at people in cspam acting like cspam isn't just a place to complain about stuff This is also a place to reminisce, like that time Sean Spicer was caught hiding in the bushes from reporters
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May 4, 2020 21:16
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Mons Hubris posted:I still don't understand where you're getting this from, war with China would be a massive disaster and the military has to know this China had an internal memo leaked that told them to get ready for armed conflict with the US. our government is blaming China for a bio weapon on a regular basis. these dots aren’t hard to connect, even if they don’t really mean anything.
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May 4, 2020 21:16
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chuds don't actually crave death, their religion is self-worship and their highest sacrament is being waited on by their inferiors. that's why they want to go to restaurants... the service industry is heavily minority and chuds get a thrill out of being served by a nonwhite person. the food itself is strictly secondary. war with china is absolutely not even remotely on the table, because the actual people in charge of america know that it would be tremendously bad for profits-- as lucrative as war is when it's a one-sided slaughter of people far away in poor countries, any war that touches the american homeland or disrupts international trade would annihilate these people's wealth overnight.
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May 4, 2020 21:18
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shovelbum posted:Remember yellowcake? This, China virus, Asian hornet coverage wall to wall they always do the red scare thing. before hornets it was huawei. before that the islands. also we've been in a trade war with them for years now. china scary is not an alarming new pandemic development.
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May 4, 2020 21:18
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Woofer posted:China had an internal memo leaked that told them to get ready for armed conflict with the US. Hm I guess I "missed the memo" on the first one We would get our assses crushed though
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May 4, 2020 21:18
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It's our patriotic duty to have sweet teas and chicken fried chicken at the nearest Cracker Barrel.
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May 4, 2020 21:18
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moist turtleneck posted:lol just lol at people in cspam acting like cspam isn't just a place to complain about stuff Dont let the content t police get you down, post post post
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May 4, 2020 21:19
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Mons Hubris posted:Hm I guess I "missed the memo" on the first one Yeah it would be mutual annihilation in a full scale war, they'd lose everything and we'd get away with like losing uh, 85% of our population if my napkin math is correct
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May 4, 2020 21:19
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Dont let the content t police get you down, post post post
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May 4, 2020 21:19
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shovelbum posted:Remember yellowcake? This, China virus, Asian hornet coverage wall to wall 
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May 4, 2020 21:20
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Mons Hubris posted:I still don't understand where you're getting this from, war with China would be a massive disaster and the military has to know this The military would seemingly know that not preparing for a pandemic would be a massive disaster and well they didn't prepare. It's almost as if the military are supposed to listen to the dumb motherfuckers at the top. And those dumb motherfuckers don't even listen to experts on poo poo they don't know at all, you think they are going listen on military matters? Most GOP politicians think they are strategic geniuses.
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May 4, 2020 21:20
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having a giggle over the mouth breathers at those protests blaming socialism for their capitalism-imposed issues with ordering their triple cheeseburgers the reason that capitalism isnt working is because socialism would be worse!
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May 4, 2020 21:20
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Cspam armchair generalling the guaranteed upcoming glorious people's March to DC.
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May 4, 2020 21:20
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goons in this thread enforcing lockdown https://i.imgur.com/OVmuMmJ.mp4
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May 4, 2020 21:21
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pigz posted:The military would seemingly know that not preparing for a pandemic would be a massive disaster and well they didn't prepare. gently caress, most GOP politicians think they are here to usher in the end times so Jesus can whisk them away to their eternal paradise they are all loving psychopaths
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May 4, 2020 21:21
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remember when trump tweeter LOW T or BIG D or whatever it was and we were all like “wow how can this guy get any zanier????”
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May 4, 2020 21:21
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I can't wait for the only restaurants to survive to be the lovely national chains that chuds love.
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May 4, 2020 21:21
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:chuds don't actually crave death, their religion is self-worship and their highest sacrament is being waited on by their inferiors. that's why they want to go to restaurants... the service industry is heavily minority and chuds get a thrill out of being served by a nonwhite person. the food itself is strictly secondary. war with china is absolutely not even remotely on the table, because the actual people in charge of america know that it would be tremendously bad for profits-- as lucrative as war is when it's a one-sided slaughter of people far away in poor countries, any war that touches the american homeland or disrupts international trade would annihilate these people's wealth overnight. yeah an actual shooting war would be bad for profits but a little sinophobia is probably good enough for a couple more carrier strike groups to "keep china in line", which should be enough to tide the mic over for a bit
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May 4, 2020 21:22
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snoo posted:don't listen to this person, facetoucher *discharges bear spray as if i was a skunk* *finds out cure for coronavirus is bear spray to the face*
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May 4, 2020 21:22
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shovelbum posted:Chaos and grifter ism is a strategy that both the fascist and neolib wings of the GOP have embraced again and again tho from an accelerationist and captalist crisis perspective respectively it's like the one thing they can agree on um yeah but the point is it's unnecessary to invent a grand conspiracy to ethnically cleanse america to predict the observed results when you can predict them just as easily from baseline greed. the two problems with the ethnic cleansing theory are 1) given the drive to reopen it's impossible to isolate poor, black service staff from wealthy white patrons, which would be a necessary component of any of kind of ethnic cleansing scheme 2) if you believe this administration has the foresight and ability to plan to put something like this in place you are absolutely pants on head delusional. leave that poo poo for the louise mensch style grifter libs who believe trump is a 11th dimensional political chess expert for beating saint hillary the first one is the big one-- we wouldn't be seeing a drive to reopen restaurants and theaters and stuff if the goal was to let the virus kill off poor black people to create a white ethnostate. no, what's happening is what always happens, which is that provision of services to nonwhites is always so much worse than it is to whites that any crisis that increases demand for services injures the former community way more than the latter. i'm sure richard spencer or w/e is privately toasting the disparate death rates but you can see for yourself what luminaries like hunter wallace are saying-- that it's going to slaughter rural white communities.
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May 4, 2020 21:22
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Azathoth posted:yeah an actual shooting war would be bad for profits but a little sinophobia is probably good enough for a couple more carrier strike groups to "keep china in line", which should be enough to tide the mic over for a bit This is what I'm talking about No infantry, just drones sniping each other out of the sky maybe a ship here and there a base and then we get the mechs
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May 4, 2020 21:23
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:chuds don't actually crave death, their religion is self-worship and their highest sacrament is being waited on by their inferiors. that's why they want to go to restaurants... the service industry is heavily minority and chuds get a thrill out of being served by a nonwhite person. the food itself is strictly secondary. war with china is absolutely not even remotely on the table, because the actual people in charge of america know that it would be tremendously bad for profits-- as lucrative as war is when it's a one-sided slaughter of people far away in poor countries, any war that touches the american homeland or disrupts international trade would annihilate these people's wealth overnight. yea my chud in laws who are still working and who we see every weekend in social distancing walks around the neighborhood are still passive aggressively saying prayers that they get to hold their grandchildren soon because the pain of not being able to hold and kiss them is just so insurmountable my brother in laws chud parents are now convinced this is deep state Fauci my parents think it will disappear and ???? are profiting (???? being somehow liberals, maybe minorities? who knows, definitely not older white people) other than I do love my parents for raising me, I’m not really sure what the boomers have to offer except death crew at this time
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May 4, 2020 21:23
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That guy with the huge sign in the back has to be a closeted incel
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May 4, 2020 21:23
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facetoucher cat posted:*discharges bear spray as if i was a skunk* if you think about it, no cases have been reported among bears
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May 4, 2020 21:24
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The_Franz posted:That guy with the huge sign in the back has to be a closeted incel Yup 
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May 4, 2020 21:24
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Mons Hubris posted:I still don't understand where you're getting this from, war with China would be a massive disaster and the military has to know this Huh. I didn't know our military could accurately predict the outcome of conflicts and would try to avoid pointless disasters. So what went wrong in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, ect ect?
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