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shovelbum posted:Yeah it would be mutual annihilation in a full scale war, they'd lose everything and we'd get away with like losing uh, 85% of our population if my napkin math is correct yeah whatever enstein we can always gently caress to make more babvies (hits button to fire ze missiles)
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Salt Fish posted:I would love to know more about your huge brain and its simultaneous belief that 1) masks don't help and 2) people saying stay the gently caress indoors are overreacting. 1) I meant don't cloth masks just help you from spreading it yourself? Which is great, I'm masked up anytime I leave my house, but that wont stop me from getting it from whatever chud ambled through every aisle of the grocery store breathing on and touching everything. I would love to be wrong on this but I assumed unless you had real medical grade PPE poo poo and wear it right it's not really helpful to you so much as helpful to others around you. 2) yeah most people except the wealthy or lucky have to leave the house out of necessity to get food/etc, and even if you're having all your supplies delivered there's only so much you can do to protect from a delivery guy coughing all over your mail. You're essentially treating every time someone steps foot outside their home as the equivalent of the armed boomer rallies to reopen Applebee's but unless you have a Death Stranding bunker you'll never get your risk to 0%, so yelling at people for being able to see the sun for 20 minutes a week seems pretty dumb!
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the way great powers fight these days is a good ol' proxy war. nothing with the stars and stripes on it is going to touch anything with the gold star on it. the big question is who will be china's proxy? russia has its tendrils pretty deep in syria and iran, might resent an attempt to usurp its role. but they're close to iran, and iran is in bad shape right now
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NofrikinfuN posted:if you think about it, no cases have been reported among bears Our ursidae friends will save us
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https://twitter.com/WindingDot/status/1257335180873867266?s=20
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lol i too live in a fictional world where the ppl at the top "know" things rather than the horror-inducing reality that nobody has any idea wtf they're doing or who's in control save for the desire of self enrichment. that's why i believe alien lizard bankers rule the world and have been in control of everything. there's a plan, there's a plan, there's a plan i repeat to myself as chaos reigns around me.
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Martyrdom is cool. It’s like the number 1 coolest identity to have.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the way great powers fight these days is a good ol' proxy war. nothing with the stars and stripes on it is going to touch anything with the gold star on it. korea no reason to gin up anything new when there's a perfect setup right there just start sending more and more drones over the dmz and let things play out from there
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just threw up in the toilet
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:33 |
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Impkins Patootie posted:just threw up in the toilet get healthy friend
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:IHME moves prediction to 135,000 dead which means half a mil is definitely happening LOL right on schedule https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/us-coronavirus-update-05-04-20/h_18a3fa30e62fa417f6402308aaf3c55b Just for the sake of posterity, here are their current models: Their current estimate of total deaths in the US is between 59,343 at the lowest, 114,228 at the highest with 72,433 being their best guess. According to the worldometers page the US is currently at 69,374 deaths and the average these last seven days has been 1,884 deaths per day. If that rate continued we'd hit their new best guess of 135k deaths in 34 days. https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
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https://twitter.com/LizHabib/status/1257395146129387522
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:LOL right on schedule I’m the sharp downward curve in deaths that looks nothing like the reality in countries starting to recover
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:37 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1257407044006539264quote:The names of more than 900 tipsters who spoke up about social-distancing violations in Missouri have been splashed all over Facebook — prompting many to fear retaliation, according to a local report. quote:The Facebook post headline said, “Here ya go. The gallery of snitches, busybodies, and employees who rat out their own neighbors and employers over the Panic-demic.” A person whose Facebook profile name is Jared Totsch told the I-Team that he posted the documents knowing that there might be consequences for the people named within.
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Impkins Patootie posted:just threw up in the toilet Glad you made it there! Feel better
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Surprisingly the legion of shut ins is not able to regulate peoples movments
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SKULL.GIF posted:boo hoo I have to stay inside surrounded by people and pets who love me and multiple computer devices capable of infinite entertainment and virtual social contact with others. let me step outside and go into a crowd and extend this pandemic by another 24 hours
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:42 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:There are definitely vitamin D deficient agoraphobes in here mad at the idea of anyone stepping outside of their shame cube.
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Huh. I didn't know our military could accurately predict the outcome of conflicts and would try to avoid pointless disasters. Are you suggesting that the military dictates politics and policy? Lol
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:43 |
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trumps biggest priority is being able to golf again asap hes not gonna start a war with china at least not on purpose. that would take an awful lot of time and attention
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:43 |
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Seatbelts posted:Yeah, these need to calibrated for the surface you are measuring on, its also effected by the colour of a surface pretty heavily. its called emissivity and its stupid. god drat i hate non contact thermometers FUCKUOH\
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Lol
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:44 |
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Der Meister posted:trump
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:44 |
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Barry Foster posted:don't buy into capitalist framing, they're not useless just because they don't make the bosses rich
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Inceltown posted:They have found a cure for horny.
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:45 |
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1257397134200053765 Lmao
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The Saucer Hovers posted:jesus what a scene
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Forceholy posted:Fear and Loathing in Mom's Basement.
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after some careful consideration, ive decided that I'm glad of this
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:47 |
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Snitches get stitches, so what's the problem here?
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:47 |
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We just got 8 new cases over the past couple days after 3 weeks of nothing. We also had so many protestors downtown and people from other cities coming over for the open beaches. Hahah gently caress it all.
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:48 |
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1257325630204542977
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Nothus posted:I can't wait for the only restaurants to survive to be the lovely national chains that chuds love. most of them probably wont survive either lol i was a server at red lobster for a while in college and all the corners they cut on poo poo to preserve their already insanely thin margins is ridiculous. a couple meals sent back to the kitchen could literally put them in the red for the day, and that's with all of their poo poo like paying everyone unlivable wages and using frozen prepackaged sauces and passing off cheap langostino as "lobster" in all of their pastas, etc.
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:51 |
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:most of them probably wont survive either lol I would eat the poo poo out of some Red Lobster right now, idk
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:51 |
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Remember the start of 28 Days Later where the animal rights protestors broke into that facility and the infected monkeys ran loose? That but people breaking into Applebee’s.
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:52 |
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:most of them probably wont survive either lol Outside of capital grille, darden's mainstream brands like red lobster were all failing because the so-called middle class has been hollowed out entirely. The future will be either denny's or capital grille outside of restaurants for immigrants' food culture.
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Marzzle posted:well like he prob authorized weird clandestine ops on a level never before seen. like just look at how hard the USA has been loving with Venezuela. I feel like a lot of crazy intel schemes are just getting rubber stamped now because they "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" without racking up trump's US military body count lmao remember when those spec ops dudes for merked in Niger and everyone was like "wait wtf were we doing in Niger?" and then trump told the wife that her dead husband knew what he signed up for hmbol
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