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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




UnknownTarget posted:

When you think about it, all symmetrical modern military doctrine is based on theory and no one serving at any level has any first hand experience fighting against a state foe that posed an existential threat. Literally no one.

iran

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PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



UnknownTarget posted:

When you think about it, all symmetrical modern military doctrine is based on theory and no one serving at any level has any first hand experience fighting against a state foe that posed an existential threat. Literally no one.

I mean, Taliban (both world superpowers), ISIS, FARC, EZLN, Chechen Separatists, the Donbass liberation brigades. Rich veins of applied military knowledge, specifically high-casualty operations against a first world enemy. And about a 50/50 success rate considering failure is absolute suppression if not extermination.

Just, all very unlikely to share with the US military. And tbf, not much of it applicable to naval operations.

e: and Iran, yep. Also Iraq at least thrice.

ee: and the Viet Cong.

PipHelix has issued a correction as of 04:45 on May 5, 2020

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Probably the closest we've come to a real naval/air war since 1945 is the Falklands, and I'm not sure how applicable lessons that are now almost 40 years old would be anymore

e: the Falklands was closer in time to World War 2 than to today

vyelkin has issued a correction as of 23:10 on May 4, 2020

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



vyelkin posted:

Probably the closest we've come to a real naval/air war since 1945 is the Falklands, and I'm not sure how applicable lessons that are now almost 40 years old would be anymore

Bosnian Serbs whopped at least one F-16 about 15 25, jesus I'm old, years ago. They could probably tell stories. I recall them keeping their SAMs from getting zapped required some pretty clever sneakery.

PipHelix has issued a correction as of 23:14 on May 4, 2020

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019


I was saying the US doesn't have that experience. Even with Iran, it's 1) all theory since we haven't gone to war with them officially and 2) it's still not existential in the way that a war with China, the EU or Russia would threaten the country's existence.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

UnknownTarget posted:

When you think about it, all symmetrical modern military doctrine is based on theory and no one serving at any level has any first hand experience fighting against a state foe that posed an existential threat. Literally no one.

no one in imperial armies

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

PipHelix posted:

Bosnian Serbs whopped at least one F-16 about 15 25, jesus I'm old, years ago. They could probably tell stories. I recall them keeping their SAMs from getting zapped required some pretty clever sneakery.

they would take microwave ovens and modify them so they could be turned on with the door open. they'd point them up and they would appear similar enough to the radars that the US would drop fire really expensive missiles to take out a $50 microwave

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


euphronius posted:

superpowers haven’t had a navel battle in 75 YEARS

no one has any idea

There was some naval warfare in the Falklands. One of two military ships sunk by a submarine since ww2 was in that war

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 02:45 on May 5, 2020

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


argentina blew up some smaller british ships with anti ship missiles during the falklands war, and britain sunk argentinas battleship

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




UnknownTarget posted:

I was saying the US doesn't have that experience. Even with Iran, it's 1) all theory since we haven't gone to war with them officially and 2) it's still not existential in the way that a war with China, the EU or Russia would threaten the country's existence.

oh i thought you meant on earth

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

PipHelix posted:

Bosnian Serbs whopped at least one F-16 about 15 25, jesus I'm old, years ago. They could probably tell stories. I recall them keeping their SAMs from getting zapped required some pretty clever sneakery.

And an F-117 which made everyone crowing about US stealth tech quieten down quite a bit.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




they try to say that guy only hit the 117 cause he had foreknowledge of it coming due to laziness of the sortie planners using the same route or something like that but they interviewed the guy and hes like hey i shot it dont rob me of that

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TeenageArchipelago posted:

There was some naval warfare in the Falklands. One of two military ships sunk by a submarine was in that war

superpowers

not third rate tryhards

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Real hurthling! posted:

they try to say that guy only hit the 117 cause he had foreknowledge of it coming due to laziness of the sortie planners using the same route or something like that but they interviewed the guy and hes like hey i shot it dont rob me of that

well they're right.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

were carriers even deployed in the Flaklands scuffle

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


euphronius posted:

were carriers even deployed in the Flaklands scuffle

By both sides! Argentina had a carrier that they had bought from the Brits

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TeenageArchipelago posted:

By both sides! Argentina had a carrier that they had bought from the Brits

ok well

that counts then I’m sorry for being dismissive

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
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euphronius posted:

were carriers even deployed in the Flaklands scuffle

iirc the royal navy had to fly harriers and choppers from the decks of cargo ships

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


For those wondering why NATO didn't get called in, afaik article 5 only applies to attacks against countries that occur above a certain latitude, and the Falklands are not exactly far north

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

Ironically this was because at the inception of NATO the US didn't want to be obliged to help fight the UK/France with the obviously looming imperial wars

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

yeah iirc the latitude clause was heavily negotiated

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Ironically this was because at the inception of NATO the US didn't want to be obliged to help fight the UK/France with the obviously looming imperial wars

The death squads meant more when they came from the heart

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Spergin Morlock posted:

they would take microwave ovens and modify them so they could be turned on with the door open. they'd point them up and they would appear similar enough to the radars that the US would drop fire really expensive missiles to take out a $50 microwave

Hah hah jokes on them, we just made the cost up when Clinton cut welfare for poor kids. Budget neutral, didn't cost us a dime.

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Ironically this was because at the inception of NATO the US didn't want to be obliged to help fight the UK/France with the obviously looming imperial wars
And thank god, can you imagine the dual nightmares we'd be dealing with 70 years on if we'd let them drag us into helping them pacify say, Iran and Vietnam?

UnknownTarget posted:

1) all theory since we haven't gone to war with them officially
And here I was gonna say "I forgot the Viet Cong!", but since the United States Congress did not exercise it's constitutional powers to declare war, that corona's worth of Americans and their running dogs they wasted and their 50 years of enjoying the independence and self determination the they literally fought war to gain doesn't count. Sike, no takebacks.

Stairmaster posted:

well they're right.
And likewise. Whether or not the US is humiliated is dependent not on whether we get our whole asses holistically kicked by dirt farming peasants or whether just our unshootable planes get swatted by dirt farming peasants, but on a variety of circumstances the US military defines only after the fact and it's a fact that the US military has never been defeated in battle Semper Fi Hooraw Army Stong World Without End Amen.

Within 10 years a hypersonic missle is gonna send around 1000 sailors and a couple billion dollars worth of naval architecture to the bottom of the straits of Taiwan, but at least it won't count because the guy in charge of the anti-missile defense system (that has to be rebooted hourly and also doesn't work and never had in the first place) was asleep or jerking off so we're still #1.

Edit - when did this thread go from licking our chops at the prospect of America splintering under it's own decayed bloat to denying the bloat even exists, hey nonny nonny, hooraw semper fi?

PipHelix has issued a correction as of 05:05 on May 5, 2020

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

vyelkin posted:

Probably the closest we've come to a real naval/air war since 1945 is the Falklands, and I'm not sure how applicable lessons that are now almost 40 years old would be anymore

e: the Falklands was closer in time to World War 2 than to today

Holy poo poo, I was born basically equidistant from the end of WWII until today :stare:

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



We're not owned, we're not owned, we insist as we lose every major war we've prosecuted in the better part of a century while also getting memorably and hilariously pantsed at least once by every minor militia we do manage to put down.

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



The American ROTC Harry Potter dons his cloak of invisibility, sneaks down into the nefarious lair of professor Snape, sticks his foot in a mop bucket, rolls clanging down the rest of the flight of stairs, directly into the back of Snape's legs, where he shits his pants, filling the room with stink.

A moment of stunned silence

"Now, see, here's why you actually haven't noticed I'm in here. I've got the most magical power. And this here cloak? Means you can't see me and that's that."

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

PipHelix posted:

Hah hah jokes on them, we just made the cost up when Clinton cut welfare for poor kids. Budget neutral, didn't cost us a dime.

And thank god, can you imagine the dual nightmares we'd be dealing with 70 years on if we'd let them drag us into helping them pacify say, Iran and Vietnam?

And here I was gonna say "I forgot the Viet Cong!", but since the United States Congress did not exercise it's constitutional powers to declare war, that corona's worth of Americans and their running dogs they wasted and their 50 years of enjoying the independence and self determination the they literally fought war to gain doesn't count. Sike, no takebacks.

And likewise. Whether or not the US is humiliated is dependent not on whether we get our whole asses holistically kicked by dirt farming peasants or whether just our unshootable planes get swatted by dirt farming peasants, but on a variety of circumstances the US military defines only after the fact and it's a fact that the US military has never been defeated in battle Semper Fi Hooraw Army Stong World Without End Amen.

Within 10 years a hypersonic missle is gonna send around 1000 sailors and a couple billion dollars worth of naval architecture to the bottom of the straits of Taiwan, but at least it won't count because the guy in charge of the anti-missile defense system (that has to be rebooted hourly and also doesn't work and never had in the first place) was asleep or jerking off so we're still #1.

Edit - when did this thread go from licking our chops at the prospect of America splintering under it's own decayed bloat to denying the bloat even exists, hey nonny nonny, hooraw semper fi?

It's ridiculously racist to characterise the Viet Minh and NLF as 'dirt farming peasants'. They were a sophisticated army with up-to-date weaponry, training and the immortal science guiding their strategy. This is itself a tactic to assuage American fear of your fragility. Insisting that international socialist solidarity in the face of imperialist genocide had nothing to do with it and it was simply a fluke and due entirely to American incompetence.

WhiskeyWhiskers has issued a correction as of 05:34 on May 5, 2020

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Harrier was a short-ranged aircraft with a finicky engine and a small payload, but by God the British did not let us forget that they were able to run them out of their dinky little carriers during the Falklands conflict

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

It's ridiculously racist to characterise the Viet Minh and NLF as 'dirt farming peasants'. They were a sophisticated army with up-to-date weaponry, training and the immortal science guiding their strategy. This is itself a tactic to assuage American fear of your fragility. Insisting that international socialist solidarity in the face of imperialist genocide had nothing to do with it and it was simply a fluke and due entirely to American incompetence.

There are like 50 military cemeteries in the DRV that are proof of the people's resolve against a far larger, technologically and numerically superior foe. Americans fought savagely in Vietnam and committed deep atrocities that still impact the country negatively today.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

SKULL.GIF posted:

A new chapter of American history begins here, at this place Colorado, "Rockmountain". Strike the earth!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

GATES FOUNDATION posted:

There are like 50 military cemeteries in the DRV that are proof of the people's resolve against a far larger, technologically and numerically superior foe. Americans fought savagely in Vietnam and committed deep atrocities that still impact the country negatively today.

This is all true while still not feeding into a ridiculous narrative of Vietnamese soldiers being completely untrained and unequipped peasants.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


PipHelix posted:

I mean, Taliban (both world superpowers), ISIS, FARC, EZLN, Chechen Separatists, the Donbass liberation brigades. Rich veins of applied military knowledge, specifically high-casualty operations against a first world enemy. And about a 50/50 success rate considering failure is absolute suppression if not extermination.

Just, all very unlikely to share with the US military. And tbf, not much of it applicable to naval operations.

e: and Iran, yep. Also Iraq at least thrice.

ee: and the Viet Cong.

What part of symmetrical was unclear

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

PipHelix posted:



And here I was gonna say "I forgot the Viet Cong!", but since the United States Congress did not exercise it's constitutional powers to declare war, that corona's worth of Americans and their running dogs they wasted and their 50 years of enjoying the independence and self determination the they literally fought war to gain doesn't count. Sike, no takebacks.



Have we gone to war with Iran, officially or unofficially and I missed it?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

PipHelix posted:

And thank god, can you imagine the dual nightmares we'd be dealing with 70 years on if we'd let them drag us into helping them pacify say, Iran and Vietnam?

you do know that france started the vietnam war right

Crow Buddy
Oct 30, 2019

Guillotines?!? We don't need no stinking guillotines!

UnknownTarget posted:

Have we gone to war with Iran, officially or unofficially and I missed it?

Dumb derail, but Iran and Iraq had the last big state v. state fight to the death the world has seen.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
How are the interstate pacts holding up?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



UnknownTarget posted:

Have we gone to war with Iran, officially or unofficially and I missed it?

aside from those bottle rockets getting flung back and forth a few months back, I don’t think so

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At some point, as a Californian or an Oregonian or a Washingtonian, or any other kind of blue stater, you have to ask why you hang around:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257741326650470400

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Zberan Madowinty posted:

At some point, as a Californian or an Oregonian or a Washingtonian, or any other kind of blue stater, you have to ask why you hang around:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257741326650470400

Because the lovely Liberals who run those states are cowards.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Zberan Madowinty posted:

At some point, as a Californian or an Oregonian or a Washingtonian, or any other kind of blue stater, you have to ask why you hang around:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257741326650470400

i look forward to manning the border wall between the Northeastern States of America and Bible Hell

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