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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

idiotsavant posted:

actually I distinctly remember Obama dangling Medicare expansion over red state’s heads while saying “oooooh would Buddy wike a widdle snackie yes yes? Mmmmmm” before cruelly whisking it away for no reason at all and eating it himself

Is this after he became 25 feet tall and started sleeping outside and wandering the land? After the Muslims took all the guns with them to the moon? After we began to envy them?

idiotsavant posted:

look you reap what you sow. try and pull stuff like putting extreme liberal leftist judges on the courts and you better believe that Republicans will nominate some real garbage hacks once they come back to power. You wouldn’t want that now would you??!

ahahaha I love it

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Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit
Guys, guys, we all know that the best way to deal with bullies isn't by confronting them, but by running and tattleing to the teacher.

If you confront the bully that just makes them mad and even more dangerous, the best thing to do is to wait for a magical authority figure to insert itself into the situation and resolve the problem for you- no confrontation required!

Prester Jane fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 6, 2020

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I'm not really sure what the argument is anymore.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Ok Comboomer posted:

The funding doesn’t really reflect that tho.

Like that’s just a feeling that you have based on comments made by people with zero say over the matter. The Obama admin certainly wasn’t telling red states to get hosed and “lol learn2code”

You don't think the nation's wealth and paying jobs have accreted in New York and SoCal? Why do you think flyover states are receiving more in welfare than they pay in taxes? Our past federal policies of spreading wealth and jobs around the country were abandoned, with neoliberal support.

Here's a link about Obama totally not just telling people who lost their jobs to retrain for new jobs that don't exist: https://time.com/65635/obama-job-training-initiative/

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Doctor Butts posted:

I'm not really sure what the argument is anymore.

someone said cenk was a gently caress idiot rear end in a top hat and lefties shouldnt lower themselves to that kinda of spiteful "gently caress em all and let them suffer" mindset and tactics because thats kinda what trump does and cenks bullshit isnt the same as "calling out the monsters and speaking to power/punching nazis. but some posters did think it was. idk

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Kinda weak IMO when the best theme song already exists:

Who's got the sweetest disposition?
One guess, guess who!
Who never, never starts an argument?
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who'd never dream of starting a fight? (That so?!)
Who gets stuck...
With all the bad luck?
No one... (incoherent squawking)
But Donald Trump Duck! (Yeah!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhlf6pfZpXU

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

PerniciousKnid posted:

You don't think the nation's wealth and paying jobs have accreted in New York and SoCal? Why do you think flyover states are receiving more in welfare than they pay in taxes? Our past federal policies of spreading wealth and jobs around the country were abandoned, with neoliberal support.

Here's a link about Obama totally not just telling people who lost their jobs to retrain for new jobs that don't exist: https://time.com/65635/obama-job-training-initiative/
sorry but:

quote:

The administration is asking more colleges to partner with businesses and industries to prepare students with the skills businesses are looking for in potential employees. Obama said Wednesday the Labor Department is offering $500 million worth of grants to community colleges with these types of programs as a part of an existing Trade Adjustment Assistance and Community College and Career Training competitive grant program, which has previously rewarded schools that connect out-of-work Americans with jobs in regional economies. Obama also touted a $100 million expansion of apprenticeship programs, which the administration calls a proven path to employment and entry into the middle class.
say what you will but those are real programs creating real jobs. that's hardly flipping someone the finger as you peel out of the parking lot

maybe obama did that, i don't know, but that story doesn't back up your point

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

idiotsavant posted:

lmao are you honestly trying to pretend this is a convincing argument

maybe next you can convince me to support trickle-down economics, that would be useful and cool

Ok Comboomer posted:

These people who try to hurt us constantly and gleefully talk about taking joy in hurting us now......what if we fought back and it made them mad? :ohdear:

How do you guarantee they wouldn’t come back and hurt us even harder? :ohdear: :ohdear:

-Basically the villagers at the beginning of Seven Samurai.
I'm glad to see "hey, maybe we should try to help everyone instead of only helping blue states and loving over red ones" is now insufficiently leftist for some people.

I mean, why bother with Medicare for All? People in red states might get some benefit out of it. We need to PUNCH THEM instead, that'll teach 'em!!!

Yuzenn
Mar 31, 2011

Be weary when you see oppression disguised as progression

The Spirit told me to use discernment and a Smith n Wesson at my discretion

Practice heavy self reflection, avoid self deception
If you lost, get re-direction
https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1257837266690547712

Please put this woman in a bubble till January.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Yuzenn posted:

Please put this woman in a bubble till January.
oh don't worry, it's an election year

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Guze posted:

Hiring a team of Dale Gribbles and they don't even bring pocket sand

just wanted to highlight this as the best post from today and let you know it wasn't unappreciated

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
Yeah, Dale at least figured out that Mr. Big was pulling a fast one on him.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
It just occurred to me how wrong it is to play a song called "Live and Let Die" in this situation.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

I'm glad to see "hey, maybe we should try to help everyone instead of only helping blue states and loving over red ones" is now insufficiently leftist for some people.

I mean, why bother with Medicare for All? People in red states might get some benefit out of it. We need to PUNCH THEM instead, that'll teach 'em!!!

You should read my effortpost instead of making a strawman to fight. Like I directly address this.

Fart Amplifier
Apr 12, 2003

Yuzenn posted:

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1257837266690547712

Please put this woman in a bubble till January.

If she dies with Trump in office, it means a 6-3 GOP SCOTUS. If she dies after, it means a 5-3 GOP SCOTUS. Both are dire.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Yuzenn posted:

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1257837266690547712

Please put this woman in a bubble till January.

One of those Crystal Gem bubbles would be perfect. Just stasis her in some way.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Fart Amplifier posted:

If she dies with Trump in office, it means a 6-3 GOP SCOTUS. If she dies after, it means a 5-3 GOP SCOTUS. Both are dire.
I've just stopped worrying about the whole thing because SCOTUS is already hosed and the Dems missed the opportunity to avoid this years ago.

Glass of Milk
Dec 22, 2004
to forgive is divine
No, McConnell will just stick to his guns on the whole president not being able to choose a SC Justice in the last year of his term, I'm sure of it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I just thought of a new Venezuela incident pun:

Metal Gear rear end-id

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Ok Comboomer posted:

You should read my effortpost instead of making a strawman to fight. Like I directly address this.
Your effortpost is good and I support the ideas you have. I was originally responding to someone who suggested "everyone needs to suffer", and had three people jump down my throat about how "maybe we shouldn't deliberately gently caress over red states" clearly meant I thought standing up to Republican bullies was bad.

Let's be clear, Trump cutting off federal funding to blue states has nothing to do with getting things he wants done, it's all about spite. The blue states could comply with his every wish and he'd still keep funding cut off because he knows the states won't vote for him. You want to cut federal funding off to red states until they do good things for their poor and underprivileged? Cool. But cutting the funding off just because Trump wanted to do the same, and the red states deserve some pain too? gently caress that poo poo.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



FlamingLiberal posted:

I've just stopped worrying about the whole thing because SCOTUS is already hosed and the Dems missed the opportunity to avoid this years ago.

Yeah I hope the woman is ok and all, but I'm not going to have a crisis over her when she didn't even see it as such.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

I mean, why bother with Medicare for All? People in red states might get some benefit out of it. We need to PUNCH THEM instead, that'll teach 'em!!!

As far as I can tell, they don't want Medicare for all. So gently caress em.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Ok Comboomer posted:

I just thought of a new Venezuela incident pun:

Metal Gear rear end-id

Bay of Piglets

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Charliegrs posted:

As far as I can tell, they don't want Medicare for all. So gently caress em.

The ones that did probably didn't want it that much anyway.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Herstory Begins Now posted:

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1257786917552377856?s=20

There's a beautiful irony to them being in front of a big sign proclaiming socialism (though for real what is that, a socialist fishermen's house?)

It smells strongly of pez.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Hey can someone hop on the twitter and ask Bernie Sanders to record a graduation message that we can drop into Virtual Grad Ceremonies, because I don't want to have to use the one Obama is making to help celebrate thanks.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Ague Proof posted:

It smells strongly of prez.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

I, for one would be willing to pay more taxes if we could ignore its twit more.

Know it's useless to request, but 99% of its twits are useless too.

https://i.imgur.com/klU2yKm.mp4

Promoted Pawn
Jun 8, 2005

oops


FlamingLiberal posted:

I've just stopped worrying about the whole thing because SCOTUS is already hosed and the Dems missed the opportunity to avoid this years ago.

SCOTUS is hosed but the degree that it’s hosed still matters. A 6-3 or 7-2 court can be a great deal more partisan for a longer period of time than a 5-4 court.

AtraMorS
Feb 29, 2004

If at the end of a war story you feel that some tiny bit of rectitude has been salvaged from the larger waste, you have been made the victim of a very old and terrible lie

FilthyImp posted:

Hey can someone hop on the twitter and ask Bernie Sanders to record a graduation message that we can drop into Virtual Grad Ceremonies, because I don't want to have to use the one Obama is making to help celebrate thanks.
You realize there are people out there that had Dick Cheney speak at their graduation, right? Like, right there in the same room with the bastard himself, live, without masks or PPE or anti-necrophage immunizations or even strong hallucinogens; just a few thousand other people breathing the same rancid air as that pale, bald, decaying cranium and praying in vain for a pacemaker failure before it starts forming words.

Count your loving blessings.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

AtraMorS posted:

You realize there are people out there that had Dick Cheney speak at their graduation, right? Like, right there in the same room with the bastard himself, live, without masks or PPE or anti-necrophage immunizations or even strong hallucinogens; just a few thousand other people breathing the same rancid air as that pale, bald, decaying cranium and praying in vain for a pacemaker failure before it starts forming words.

Count your loving blessings.

If ever they were an occasion where would be fully appropriate to drop acid and attempt to unlock your latent psychic powers- this would be it.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Otteration posted:

I, for one would be willing to pay more taxes if we could ignore its twit more.

Know it's useless to request, but 99% of its twits are useless too.

Sure, let's ignore the zeitgeist.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

AtraMorS posted:

You realize there are people out there that had Dick Cheney speak at their graduation, right? Like, right there in the same room with the bastard himself, live, without masks or PPE or anti-necrophage immunizations or even strong hallucinogens; just a few thousand other people breathing the same rancid air as that pale, bald, decaying cranium and praying in vain for a pacemaker failure before it starts forming words.

Count your loving blessings.

The CEO of Victoria's Secret was the commencement speaker at my graduation. Could have been worse, honestly.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Holy poo poo the thread title is incredible

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Goddamit I made that joke and now I find I am but one among many. :smith:

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

ephori posted:

Holy poo poo the thread title is incredible

Idgi

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Glass of Milk posted:

No, McConnell will just stick to his guns on the whole president not being able to choose a SC Justice in the last year of his term, I'm sure of it.

It is gonna be hilarious to see how he spins his way out of appointing a replacement if a democrat gains the oval office in year one of a new term. Can't use the 'wait till the new election' strategy anymore, already went against that with appointing a new replacement one month before midterms happened; can't use the 'we dont need a new seat' gambit either, he's on national broadcast sipping sweet tea saying he'd fill it if there's an opening right after election ends and his party is in power.

It's all for moot if democrat voters dont get off their loving asses and show up to the polls for once.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Related to the rather sad looking failed invasion of Venezuela, by some of America's finest

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Rainbow Six. Failed coup of Venezuela.

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T. Bombastus
Feb 18, 2013

Kro-Bar posted:

The CEO of Victoria's Secret was the commencement speaker at my graduation. Could have been worse, honestly.
Les Wexner? He was really tight with Jeffrey Epstein.

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