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Cartoon Man posted:
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Pfft, I've had bigger poops and you don't see me bragging about em
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Cartoon Man posted:
Perhaps appropriate that the lawyer was defending the right of robots of spamming has "free speech".
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Delaware, New Jersey, and American Samoa and the US Virgin Isles (heh) are the US States and Territories that prohibit Child Marriage, if you were interested and didn't want to Google
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quote:a diet of pizza grease and sand hell, same
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mods please rename me impassable fecal mass tia e: too long, i'll settle for fecal mass
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Absurd Alhazred posted:fecal mass effect Andromeda wasn't that bad
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call center manager posted:mods please rename me impassable fecal mass tia a correction was made
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Captain Hygiene posted:Pfft, I've had bigger poops and you don't see me bragging about em 
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Pastry of the Year posted:a correction was made holy poo poo
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That's a title that's going to raise some questions, might want to keep a link to this page handy
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call center manager posted:holy poo poo well if it had been maybe it would have found its way out a little sooner
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I just can't stop wondering how this was ever a sensible headline. Maybe people in general just not built up the vocabulary for this? Maybe there just weren't reliable generally agreed upon meanings for words like orbit and launch? Maybe even the word space was ambiguous enough that you had to add "115 miles into" so that people wouldn't think the US had hurled a man into some area somewhere.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just can't stop wondering how this was ever a sensible headline. Maybe people in general just not built up the vocabulary for this? Maybe there just weren't reliable generally agreed upon meanings for words like orbit and launch? Maybe even the word space was ambiguous enough that you had to add "115 miles into" so that people wouldn't think the US had hurled a man into some area somewhere. Clickbait has been around longer than clicks. They know what they're doing with headlines. https://twitter.com/elaine_paige/status/1258461781703512064
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just can't stop wondering how this was ever a sensible headline. Maybe people in general just not built up the vocabulary for this? Maybe there just weren't reliable generally agreed upon meanings for words like orbit and launch? Maybe even the word space was ambiguous enough that you had to add "115 miles into" so that people wouldn't think the US had hurled a man into some area somewhere. It helps convey how hard you have to throw something to get it to space.
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"He was about to pick up the bird when the latter quacked and exploded with a loud rapport..." Thank goodness it clarified which party quacked and then exploded, I was thinking for a moment it was the man and not the yeasty duck.
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Honestly that hardly even bothers me when the article's full of delicious phrases/potential epitaphs like "penetrated by a fragment of flying duck"
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I'll admit, I went back and read it out loud to my wife once I hit "his duckship."
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just can't stop wondering how this was ever a sensible headline. Maybe people in general just not built up the vocabulary for this? Maybe there just weren't reliable generally agreed upon meanings for words like orbit and launch? Maybe even the word space was ambiguous enough that you had to add "115 miles into" so that people wouldn't think the US had hurled a man into some area somewhere. This was the first American man in space. Don't forget that the space program was a series of increasing distances, eventually beyond the atmosphere, including unmanned, animal, and finally human payloads (before the revolt of the pilots). The headline is a perfect reflection of the program at that time. Edit: I found the source article on the Times site. A real time capsule! https://imgur.com/a/MKdQYnv      
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Another case for the National Exploding Organism Alarm Bureau (B.O.O.M).
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What I wouldn't give to be referred in an article as "his duckship".
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight
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Shifty Nipples posted:It helps convey how hard you have to throw something to get it to space. I woke up in the middle of the night a few nights back and started thinking about old X-Men comics, you know, as a perfectly normal brain operates, and it struck me that Sentinels - those nutty old mass-produced murder robots - were built with the ability to breach escape velocity, which I'd always thought was supposed to be a really challenging thing to do
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Samuringa posted:What I wouldn't give to be referred in an article as "his duckship". Pastry of the Year posted:I woke up in the middle of the night a few nights back and started thinking about old X-Men comics, you know, as a perfectly normal brain operates, and it struck me that Sentinels - those nutty old mass-produced murder robots - were built with the ability to breach escape velocity, which I'd always thought was supposed to be a really challenging thing to do Gravity is a weak rear end force.
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zedprime posted:Missed opportunity for his late duckship. Funny you mention that specifically since if I'm remembering the story right (in keeping with this thread's remit as a place for weird news, naturally) the Sentinels were specifically flying into / at the Sun since they were convinced it was the cause of human mutation and oh my god I just typed that sentence.
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After living through the 1970s and 1980s as a rock star with his butt intact, somehow gardening found a way.
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