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the thing about foreverially fromaged Pierre literally fromage literally like a fromage
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# ? May 3, 2020 12:35 |
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Burkion posted:2020, the year nature said gently caress Ya'll Too The hornets are gonna kill all the bees and do massive ecological damage! They’re like minions of a Captain Planet villain.
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# ? May 3, 2020 13:44 |
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thus saith the lord
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# ? May 3, 2020 15:25 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't have kids, but as a former child I'm pretty sure kids are more interested in stuffing cake in their face than in admiring the decorations. My experience is if you go all out with a 3 year old's cake they'll like it too much and refuse to let anyone eat it.
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# ? May 3, 2020 15:27 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't have kids, but as a former child I'm pretty sure kids are more interested in stuffing cake in their face than in admiring the decorations. Yeah, the kid probably loved it. This is really about the parents being mad they can't post pics of the cake on instagram.
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# ? May 3, 2020 17:40 |
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:French people are being told it's their patriotic duty to eat more cheese: they live in a semi-permanent state of flatulence. James Joyce lived in France for a bit...
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# ? May 3, 2020 17:47 |
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Ah, Paris, the true Windy City.
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# ? May 3, 2020 19:29 |
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relax-o-vision posted:Yeah, the kid probably loved it. This is really about the parents being mad they can't post pics of the cake on instagram. Gonna go out on a limb and say it might be that they're annoyed they paid for a cake with a frog on it and got something that was barely decorated. Like, sure, butt/face frog is funny and fine but if you paid for something a little more elaborate you'd be pissed about the downgrade.
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# ? May 3, 2020 20:11 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Gonna go out on a limb and say it might be that they're annoyed they paid for a cake with a frog on it and got something that was barely decorated. Like, sure, butt/face frog is funny and fine but if you paid for something a little more elaborate you'd be pissed about the downgrade. Sure, if they paid good money to have a nice bakery-level frog-decorated expensive cake. If. Cake is still adorable.
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# ? May 3, 2020 21:26 |
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Detective Thompson posted:Ah, Paris, the true Windy City. haha
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:02 |
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https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1256502718161715201
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# ? May 4, 2020 20:05 |
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it's always the quiet ones isn't it
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:44 |
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# ? May 4, 2020 21:51 |
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Maybe it’s sick
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# ? May 4, 2020 22:01 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Maybe it’s sick SPACEGODZILLA!
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# ? May 4, 2020 22:17 |
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That creeps me out way more than I thought it would. Does the sun usually make noise?
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:27 |
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Leavemywife posted:That creeps me out way more than I thought it would. Does the sun usually make noise? https://i.imgur.com/HWlkkXY.mp4
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:35 |
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I have no acoustic transmission medium and I must scream
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:39 |
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Dude knows the beginning of a horror movie when he hears it.
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# ? May 5, 2020 03:59 |
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Ninurta posted:Dude knows the beginning of a horror movie when he hears it. He appears to be black, he knows where this is going.
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:20 |
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When you've worked with Delta Green
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:24 |
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:37 |
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Venezuela’s Maduro says two Americans captured in failed invasion attemptquote:CARACAS, Venezuela — President Nicolás Maduro said his government had captured two American “mercenaries” Monday in a murky operation allegedly intended to infiltrate Venezuela, incite rebellion and apprehend its leaders, adding a fresh complication to escalating tensions between Washington and Caracas. The socialist leader said the plan was to kill him. The above story is not referencing Amazon Prime's Jack Ryan recent season 2 where a small elite US force also invades Venezuela.
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:24 |
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Cacafuego posted:Venezuela’s Maduro says two Americans captured in failed invasion attempt The weird part is that the merc company announced it in a tweet the day before and atted Trump
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:59 |
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Strong Apartheid atrocities vibes here, did they also mysteriously lack fingernails?
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# ? May 5, 2020 17:21 |
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By popular demand posted:Strong Apartheid atrocities vibes here, did they also mysteriously lack fingernails? Doesn't say but the CNN article on it is really something. (I posted the BuzzFeed headline): https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/04/europe/russia-medical-workers-windows-intl/index.html quote:It is rare for doctors to fall from windows in Russia, but Shulepov was the third health worker to fall out of a window in the country in the past two weeks. The latest guy to fall out a window also decided to retract his previous statement where he said his hospital didn't have enough protective gear after he was visited by police and accused of spreading fake news.
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# ? May 5, 2020 17:48 |
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If you're gonna murder people, you gotta switch it up some. One out of a window, one down the stairs, somebody else hit by a car then accidentally completely crushed by the ambulance.
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# ? May 5, 2020 17:54 |
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50 Russian corona activists died in tragic papercut accidents last week, what a weird coincidence
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWf-eARnf6U&t=63s
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:56 |
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The General posted:If you're gonna murder people, you gotta switch it up some. One out of a window, one down the stairs, somebody else hit by a car then accidentally completely crushed by the ambulance. They want it to be obvious so it intimidates people into silence. It's like how they assassinate people internationally with nerve agents and polonium that's trivial to trace to them.
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:57 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:They want it to be obvious so it intimidates people into silence. It's like how they assassinate people internationally with nerve agents and polonium that's trivial to trace to them. And then still deny it adamantly just to show they have that power. I seriously wonder why media never cover blatant lies from deeply corrupt governments from this angle. Instead they play right along by saying trite stuff like "well the corpse was found injected with a toxin Putin personally designed last week and they found his anus was branded with 'lol owned - vlad' but Putin himself denies any involvement so who's to say, right?". Like I get big boy pants journalists want to come across as Serious People by not jumping to conclusions too soon, but we live in a world where British tabloids cover every breath someone like Megan Markle takes from the worst possible angle ("she's breathing in a manner that's d i s r e s p e c t f ul to her Gremlinoid Majesty!!!"), yet when it's about the truly vile and powerful it's all like "eh, we'll never know for sure, right?". See also: coverage of Trump's presidency. He is a ginormous sack of quivering cowardly poo poo but but because he screams like a baboon as soon as he faces even the slightest resistance many people are gaslit into treating any semi-coherent sentence he can muster somehow as Statecraft with a powdered wig, a fancy robe and a monocle.
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# ? May 5, 2020 21:20 |
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Real quiet out here. Too quiet.
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# ? May 5, 2020 22:05 |
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https://twitter.com/snmrrw/status/1257779747653849088?s=21
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call center manager posted:And then still deny it adamantly just to show they have that power. I seriously wonder why media never cover blatant lies from deeply corrupt governments from this angle. Instead they play right along by saying trite stuff like "well the corpse was found injected with a toxin Putin personally designed last week and they found his anus was branded with 'lol owned - vlad' but Putin himself denies any involvement so who's to say, right?". Like I get big boy pants journalists want to come across as Serious People by not jumping to conclusions too soon, but we live in a world where British tabloids cover every breath someone like Megan Markle takes from the worst possible angle ("she's breathing in a manner that's d i s r e s p e c t f ul to her Gremlinoid Majesty!!!"), yet when it's about the truly vile and powerful it's all like "eh, we'll never know for sure, right?". The thing about Russia, at least, is they want you to know they did it. They engage in extremely blatant rigging of politics and violence against critics and then just deny any involvement, no matter how ridiculous, because they know that nothing will come of your protests. They don't give a poo poo about how obvious it is that they've been engaging in political assassinations and beatings because they want any potential victims to know that they're coming for them.
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# ? May 6, 2020 13:45 |
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Look with everything else going on right now can we maybe just... not question this one In other news... The joke writes itself Some Wendy's Restaurants Short on Beef (Obviously, literally every site that doesn't care about appearing "respectable" is going with the obvious headline)
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# ? May 6, 2020 14:37 |
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https://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/Quest-for-a-coronavirus-treatment-involves-15250095.php
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# ? May 6, 2020 15:54 |
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Capital punishment just ain’t what it used to be.
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# ? May 6, 2020 20:49 |
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The General posted:If you're gonna murder people, you gotta switch it up some. One out of a window, one down the stairs, somebody else hit by a car then accidentally completely crushed by the ambulance. “It was the strangest thing officer,he shot himself in the head 5 times before jumping out of the window then driving himself to a mincing plant and jumping in,all the while shouting that suicide is sad but there should definitely not be a police investigation.”
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"On the inquest it was shown that Buck Fanshaw, in the delirium of a wasting typhoid fever, had taken arsenic, shot himself through the body, cut his throat, and jumped out of a four-story window and broken his neck—and after due deliberation, the jury, sad and tearful, but with intelligence unblinded by its sorrow, brought in a verdict of death "by the visitation of God." What could the world do without juries? "
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