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Meatball posted:It will be this. This won't actually work because several extremely economically important states are blue states who are not full hog into the whole murder death cult thing. These states can also generally tell the Fed to go gently caress themselves if they try to brow beat them.
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 My money was on a defense contractor. That was so much worse.
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Guze posted:I checked the nextdoor for my neighborhood and apparently theres some baby foxes around I came home one day and some folks were in the driveway with an unmarked white van and I'm like, what the gently caress are these people don't here? But it was just some rescue outfit returning a fox to the outdoors. I still don't know why they had to do it in my yard but whatever, at least I got a neighborhood fox out of it.
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May 8, 2020 19:07
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Random Stranger posted:My money was on a defense contractor. That was so much worse. It's so bad I actually teared up a little with the feeling of insanity.
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May 8, 2020 19:09
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 I love this.
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May 8, 2020 19:11
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I think the best part of that commercial is: Monopoly was basically stolen from a woman through word of mouth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Magie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord%27s_Game
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May 8, 2020 19:13
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"let them eat cake" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohom8t0O-bg https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1258817352768065537 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1258811818392334338 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1258811545439686656 trump seems to be following the same shithead path.
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T. Bombastus posted:Seems like we can have the best of both worlds by providing paycheck equivalents directly to employees, while providing grants to employers to cover benefits/overhead, but maybe there is some reason I don't see that made Jayapal decide to forgo direct payments. She didn't, it's just in a different bill (2K a month, co-sponsored with Rashida Tlaib)
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Telsa Cola posted:This won't actually work because several extremely economically important states are blue states who are not full hog into the whole murder death cult thing. The push is coming from the wealthy. They can weather the storm of bullshit protests and the GOP being stupid. When Daddy Warbucks starts leaning on them to reopen they will fold like a paper doll.
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Telsa Cola posted:This won't actually work because several extremely economically important states are blue states who are not full hog into the whole murder death cult thing. From what I see, the states that are taking this seriously aren't just deciding to be locked up forever. They're taking steps like hiring contact tracers and getting tests from private labs and stuff to actually do this opening this the right way and not the half-assed way that's gonna see people get sick and die. "Do it quick" vs "do it smart," and I just don't see how a bunch more people getting sick is gonna be something that local economies don't care about. Add a lack of stimulus spending on anything other than stocks and I just don't see this working because there's still something out there making people sick and tons of people are and have been unemployed, so as much as the stock market thinks there's a ton of pent up demand a lot of people don't have any god drat money.
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 I had my guesses, but nope. Not in a million years would I have guessed that. I have so many questions.
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May 8, 2020 19:16
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I'm just wondering about how much cocaine you have to take to think "Yes young woman will love the board game Monopoly. They must just not know it exists! That's clearly the problem here" 
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Deptfordx posted:I'm just wondering about how much cocaine you have to take to think "Yes young woman will love the board game Monopoly. They must just not know it exists! "Women have 10% of the patents. Like the patent we took for "The Landlord's Game" to make "Monopoly". Which was patented by a woman." I think they did end up buying the patent but she still got taken for a ride.
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May 8, 2020 19:21
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Would have been funnier if it was a commercial for Mystery Date.
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Deptfordx posted:I'm just wondering about how much cocaine you have to take to think "Yes young woman will love the board game Monopoly. They must just not know it exists! Not as much as to think the reason women don't play monopoly is that it isn't feminine enough
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 Funny as gently caress. Does it count as male or female if your patent belongs to a corp like this product is?
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May 8, 2020 19:23
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Random Stranger posted:My money was on a defense contractor. That was so much worse. First one in the replies: https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130
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I'm not sure if I'm confused by the concept of the product, that girls have never used it, or that they have actual advertising. It's like "Checkers. Coming this December. But this time, for girls."
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Female players get $1,900 at the start of the game, and male players get $1,500. When passing "Go", female players get $240, while male players only get the standard $200 as in the normal game.[1][2] In addition, the game differs from regular Monopoly in that properties are replaced by inventions women created or contributed to, including Wi-Fi, to which Hedy Lamarr and Radia Perlman contributed;[3] modern shapewear by Spanx founder Sara Blakely;[4][5] and chocolate chip cookies, invented by Ruth Graves Wakefield.[6] Tokens have been replaced with new ones: a notebook and pen, a jet, a glass, a watch, a barbell, and Ms. Monopoly's white hat.[7] Chance and Community Chest cards also provide different payouts for men and women. Sometimes the payout is higher for women and sometimes for men.[8] Jail and luxury taxes are maintained from the regular game.[1] The game replaces Rich Uncle Pennybags, the mascot on most Monopoly versions, with a young woman described as his niece. As part of the game's rollout, Hasbro sent three teenage girls a grant of $20,580 each to invest in their own inventions.[4] Hasbro promoted Ms. Monopoly as the first game "where women make more than men".[9] In a statement, Hasbro said that the game provides an environment in which "women have an advantage often enjoyed by men"
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 I was like "What's so bad about this" and then the product reveal happened and I just started yelling "NO" over and over and my dog started barking and now I'm dead. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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i am harry posted:Female players get $1,900 at the start of the game, and male players get $1,500. When passing "Go", female players get $240, while male players only get the standard $200 as in the normal game.[1][2] In addition, the game differs from regular Monopoly in that properties are replaced by inventions women created or contributed to, including Wi-Fi, to which Hedy Lamarr and Radia Perlman contributed;[3] modern shapewear by Spanx founder Sara Blakely;[4][5] and chocolate chip cookies, invented by Ruth Graves Wakefield.[6] Tokens have been replaced with new ones: a notebook and pen, a jet, a glass, a watch, a barbell, and Ms. Monopoly's white hat.[7] Chance and Community Chest cards also provide different payouts for men and women. Sometimes the payout is higher for women and sometimes for men.[8] Jail and luxury taxes are maintained from the regular game.[1] Oh Christ that's far worse
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Wait that's kind of interesting (I still don't get that commercial though or why it's in the form of monopoly or anything about this at all really) E: still seems forced and weird af obviously
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Now that we've let women know about this game they can become patent trolls too.
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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1258827448915046404 Will I get a probe if I say I hope her husband doesn't wear any masks and is particularly affectionate to her? Well, worth it I guess.
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Tatsuta Age posted:good morning, Glenn Yeah nah man, all those convictions and Paul Manafort in jail were just faked  Good to see Mnoba is still an absolute tool
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1258827448915046404 Probably not, but gently caress you for the mental image
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1258827448915046404 miller doesnt wear masks and if your wife has it, that means he has it. that also means trump probably has it or will have it.
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mdemone posted:Oh Christ that's far worse
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1258827448915046404 if wishing death on a loving nazi is worth a probe line me up
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1258827448915046404 CNN is reporting that the virus can stay in men's semen after they've recovered. Cornovirus might be able to be sexually transmitted.
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Asema posted:if wishing death on a loving nazi is worth a probe line me up gently caress miller, that guys a literal loving nazi psycho. he probably has it and will spread it to more chuds because he is a dumb monster. so lol i guess.
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1glitch0 posted:CNN is reporting that virus can stay in men's semen after they've recovered. Cornovirus might be able to be sexually transmitted. I hope Pence's horse is alright. 
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Neo Rasa posted:I hope Pence's horse is alright. well unless horses transmit it to humans. i wouldnt worry.
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1glitch0 posted:CNN is reporting that the virus can stay in men's semen after they've recovered. Cornovirus might be able to be sexually transmitted. Horny is getting put in quarantine.
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Fart Amplifier posted:https://twitter.com/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080 It won't play for me, what is it?
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1glitch0 posted:CNN is reporting that the virus can stay in men's semen after they've recovered. Cornovirus might be able to be sexually transmitted. Source? I saw a paper some time ago that said the exact opposite.
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PeterCat posted:It won't play for me, what is it? Ms. Monopoly
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1glitch0 posted:CNN is reporting that the virus can stay in men's semen after they've recovered. Cornovirus might be able to be sexually transmitted. Only if you aerosolize it and start huffing cum to own the libs.
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