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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1258892195400224774

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Secret service riddled with a communicable illness, what a shocker

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

nooneofconsequence posted:

People down the block are having a birthday party. There's at least 6 cars there and I don't see anyone outside. They live directly across from a guy who just got out of the hospital and 4 houses down from a lady whose husband just died of the roni.

What’s the gathering policy where you live cause this is the one time when you can call the cops on a birthday and feel no guilt

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Goodbye fall school

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



listen here jack how mask work

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




empty whippet box posted:

I love how it just totally makes sense to everyone right now to just turn the line down and slam it into zero starting at the day the prediction is made, every single time, and it's always wrong every single time and they just keep doing it

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Steve Yun posted:

What’s the gathering policy where you live cause this is the one time when you can call the cops on a birthday and feel no guilt
Gatherings limited to 10 people and I can't rightly see inside.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I wish pence had visited our factory today and delivered ppe

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1258870865481121793

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
one way labyrinth actually sounds kinda fun

have clerks ask customers riddles to progress so it feels like an escape room

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

Steve Yun posted:

one way labyrinth actually sounds kinda fun

lol, on my bimonthly aldi run last week, i told three people in consecutive rows that they were going the wrong way and pointed to the one way sign. by the fourth row, i gave up.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

as a Customer, who is always Right, i should be the one Delivering a Lecture

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/1258898831577681920

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
someone posted footage from somewhere in the US

https://i.imgur.com/hCmArh4.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Happy corn dog day

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/VentureBeat/status/1258902033677107207

kater
Nov 16, 2010

rump buttman posted:

why does the curve go down when the data does not

why wouldn’t the curve go down

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

People have been looking through the source code for our governments covidsafe app and it's going well.

https://twitter.com/swearyanthony/status/1258715398754545669

If you're skippy and need the spoiler you want to make out with Dutton

They're missing a state, Tasmania

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Anyone call him Karen? :thunk:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bearjew posted:

chud catnip

pretty good forum name!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Inceltown posted:



Happy corn dog day

lmao what hte gently caress

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Marx Headroom posted:

me, logging into yet another long day of monitoring extremist posters:


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


hey guys its corndog d:yikes:

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



kater posted:

why wouldn’t the curve go down

not that it won’t, but that curve?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





gonna larf when the Woke Patriots take the money and run

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Uncle Wemus posted:

Goodbye fall school

The new saddest shortest story.

Given the complete failure of containment and eradicating community spread in the US the only chance of a relatively quick return to normal is if some treatment based on an already widely available drug works out. In that light those initial stories about nicotine possibly massively decreasing risk were compelling, but this article points out an lot of reasons why those might have been illusory. Also the nicotine patch trial was hasn't even begun yet?!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/7iZBvQQ.mp4

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Steve Yun posted:

What’s the gathering policy where you live cause this is the one time when you can call the cops on a birthday and feel no guilt

Also you need to consider the ethnicity of the partiers because it could be the difference between a warning, a ticket, or a summary execution and quarantine violations while real bad shouldn’t be capital offenses.

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

kater posted:

why wouldn’t the curve go down

depends on the rate of susceptibles converted to infected. unless this virus is infecting everyone asymptomatically already, there are a lot susceptibles to burn through with relaxing of social distancing that doesn't match that optimistic curve.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


kater
Nov 16, 2010

I just found out today the liquor store has delivery now.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TimDuffy/status/1258601095930294272

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Steve Yun posted:

one way labyrinth actually sounds kinda fun

have clerks ask customers riddles to progress so it feels like an escape room

what crawls on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs during the evening?

ooooh... I'm sorry, the correct answer was "the 'rona"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

When you're in isolation with your buds but need to jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEIQQkhyeI

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Lol, and the crews aren't being paid. Gonna be some cruise ships going pirate soon.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

My serology came back today and I am totally COVID negative. No antibodies whatsoever.

Current rate is about 1 in 6 on Long Island. I've worked a good 5 weeks at the COVID factory since March. I'm honestly surprised.

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

I work on this and have leads in patients right now

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


tfw you can't wear a mask and buy a toaster at the same time

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