|
3.5k total world deaths yesterday including 750 in the US seems insanely low even by weekend standards.
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 13:14 |
|
|
UnfortunateSexFart posted:As someone who does phone tech support all day I am triggered by them calling 5g wifi. 5GHz, coincidence? I don't think so
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:13
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:3.5k total world deaths yesterday including 750 in the US seems insanely low even by weekend standards. Maybe the cubic model is finally kicking in.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:14
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:3.5k total world deaths yesterday including 750 in the US seems insanely low even by weekend standards. We're over the hump. Open er up
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:22
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:3.5k total world deaths yesterday including 750 in the US seems insanely low even by weekend standards. im sure everything's above board   
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:24
|
|
|
What a mess. No trend at all.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:26
|
|
|
Yesterday was Sunday y'all. Today is Monday and there will be numerous announcements about how we've turned it around and we can open up. Tuesday we'll go "oh wow weird so many deaths still maybe Sunday was underreported, oh well open it up." We'll repeat this process for the rest of our lives.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:27
|
|
|
whats important is that we've moved on from the plague to more pressing matters OBAMAGATE
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:42
|
|
|
Lockdowns dont work
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:43
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:3.5k total world deaths yesterday including 750 in the US seems insanely low even by weekend standards. / 
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:47
|
|
|
Daily reminder that the Gloster Canary is a animal that exists 
Tei has issued a correction as of 08:50 on May 11, 2020 |
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:48
|
|
|
i know yall keep saying read another book but covid 19 👏 is 👏 an 👏 entire 👏 mood 👏 fr dunbledore is mgarnicle if u think about it
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:49
|
|
|
seattle plague rat posted:i know yall keep saying read another book but covid 19 👏 is 👏 an 👏 entire 👏 mood 👏 fr may i recommend some arthur rimbaud: http://www.mag4.net/Rimbaud/poesies/Night.html
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:50
|
|
|
BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Lockdowns dont work Only the hardiest, most contagious strains will survive and come roaring back in the fall.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:51
|
|
|
BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Lockdowns dont work 
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:57
|
|
|
Is there like a graph of just Sunday deaths?
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 08:59
|
|
|
Who could have guessed that presenteeism would actually make more people sick and reduce productivity.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:00
|
|
|
exquisitely coiffed bird
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:01
|
|
|
goddam fr? u coiffin my bird?
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:08
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:Is there like a graph of just Sunday deaths? here you are, friend. deaths on sundays expressed as 9/11s 
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:18
|
|
|
GATES FOUNDATION posted:You are correct, the test is very sensitive but not that specific, 30% of negatives are false negatives, there are almost no false positives. Dude def got it just keep testing until it comes back negative and youre clear, bing boom so simple
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:20
|
|
|
fosborb posted:here you are, friend. deaths on sundays expressed as 9/11s neat thank you. after analyzing this data i have come to the conclusion that the US should not reopen
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:26
|
|
|
CODChimera posted:neat thank you. counterpoint: open er up
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:27
|
|
Inceltown posted:But they didn't. They just said stopping covid isn't as easy as turning off wifi. Maybe it's just PTSD but a lot of people have no idea about the difference between wifi and cellular signals.
|
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:28
|
|
|
fosborb posted:here you are, friend. deaths on sundays expressed as 9/11s ty, almost wonder if it's possible to build a coefficient around testing rates, to see the dimensions of the beast prior to our own (sa-north american bias) human ineptitude ?
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:30
|
|
|
Inceltown posted:counterpoint: open er up ah! well, nevertheless
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:31
|
|
|
Inceltown posted:counterpoint: open er up We can't. We haven't finished changing the batteries in the birds yet and the tarp we are putting over the illuminati moon spy base isn't completed. What if people SEE! drat YOU QANON! YOUR GUN LARPING PROTESTS HAVE FOILED US AGAIN!
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:44
|
|
|
Oh hey, I go to that specific whole foods from time to time because they stock my favorite kefir. Guess I'm not going back.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:47
|
|
|
Drinkfist posted:We can't. We haven't finished changing the batteries in the birds yet and the tarp we are putting over the illuminati moon spy base isn't completed. What if people SEE! We'll just spread the rumour it was a false flag operation. The sheeple won't know a thing.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 09:54
|
|
|
Joey Steel posted:Oh hey, I go to that specific whole foods from time to time because they stock my favorite kefir. It's ok, he was fired. He's gonna be shooting up discount grocery stores now.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 10:00
|
|
|
Inceltown posted:We'll just spread the rumour it was a false flag operation. The sheeple won't know a thing. You fool. It was already a TRIPLE false flag operation. We were trying to attack our own Evil United States of America (EUSA) falsely to make it appear like we were hitting ourselves but we were going stop but then the SECRET GOOD NAZIS called our bluff and protested and TRICKED us into thinking it was a gun protest when in fact it was a FAKE WOODEN GUN PROTEST (FWGP). We could not convince the superminds with our coded psychic hive spray named WOLF BLITZER so we had to commit to the TRIPLE FALSE FLAG by not not not faking hitting ourselves we have in fact full force hit ourselves to complete the final trickery they will NEVER KNOW (NK). Now get back to bird duty commander Max Incel and keep our secret Something Awful (SA) line of communication open for further nefarious plots in the future when we replace all the maple syrup in the country with MINDBREAKER TOXIN (MT).
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 10:13
|
|
|
Charlz Guybon posted:Only the hardiest, most contagious strains will survive and come roaring back in the fall. Back in fall? It's autumn now.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 10:42
|
|
|
Drinkfist posted:You fool. It was already a TRIPLE false flag operation. We were trying to attack our own Evil United States of America (EUSA) falsely to make it appear like we were hitting ourselves but we were going stop but then the SECRET GOOD NAZIS called our bluff and protested and TRICKED us into thinking it was a gun protest when in fact it was a FAKE WOODEN GUN PROTEST (FWGP). We could not convince the superminds with our coded psychic hive spray named WOLF BLITZER so we had to commit to the TRIPLE FALSE FLAG by not not not faking hitting ourselves we have in fact full force hit ourselves to complete the final trickery they will NEVER KNOW (NK). Mindbreaker Toxin administered to all drinking water; no noticeable change.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 10:49
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/RedHourBen/status/1259759084309446657
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 10:57
|
|
|
fits my needs posted:why are so many southern/midwestern goons clamoring for things to open up when they were only kinda closed in the first place tv told them to do it
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:02
|
|
|
Mummy Xzibit posted:Well this all seems to be going well.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:06
|
|
|
BTW don't forget that mortality will tend to go down as we learn what works and doesn't work with the disease, what meds to use or not, etc. So even if the cases go up mortality might come down in the medium to long term. Which is a good thing.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:08
|
|
|
Tei posted:Daily reminder that the Gloster Canary is a animal that exists I guess that one's name is Al
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:09
|
|
|
facetoucher cat posted:I guess that one's name is Al Top image: Allan and Jeff talking, Jessie interrupt with an actual fact. Bottom image: Allan is angry at everything in general.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 13:14 |
|
|
Tei posted:Top image: Allan and Jeff talking, Jessie interrupt with an actual fact. birds have a much more involved social structure than I had ever imagined
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2020 11:19
|
|