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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:That hypothesis will never be tested because there will never be another democrat in the White House. Republican orthodoxy is that democratic leadership is illegitimate. Best news I've heard all year.
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:16 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 13:29 |
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Agreed, you should avoid large gatherings.
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:22 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:That hypothesis will never be tested because there will never be another democrat in the White House. Republican orthodoxy is that democratic leadership is illegitimate. Funny, that's also democrat orthodoxy.
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:39 |
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never
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# ? May 11, 2020 01:06 |
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I'll stop dancing when they stop swan-diving in.
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# ? May 11, 2020 01:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
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# ? May 11, 2020 06:13 |
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Horseshoe theory posted:Would they rather we piss on them like the goon that pissed on Nixon or Reagan's grave (and danced on the other one)? It was Reagan, I think. You just know what when Trump kicks the bucket, there's gonna be a line of people waiting to piss on that gently caress's grave.
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# ? May 11, 2020 06:48 |
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Forceholy posted:It was Reagan, I think. That's what he wants!
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# ? May 11, 2020 07:57 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That's what he wants! This is the first time I’ve thought there might be something to the “4D chess” hypothesis.
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# ? May 11, 2020 08:18 |
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You say grave, I say gender neutral restroom.
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# ? May 11, 2020 08:19 |
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# ? May 11, 2020 10:56 |
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I'm just presuming he's a Trump voter. https://twitter.com/DallasMocha/status/1259507874566418438
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# ? May 11, 2020 13:49 |
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doingitwrong posted:I'm just presuming he's a Trump voter. These suburban dumbfucks with their expensive guns and their ridiculous ammo.
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doingitwrong posted:I'm just presuming he's a Trump voter. a real chud saying maybe just let say what he wants.
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:06 |
I wish there were a Twitter bot that posted "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences" whenever a tweet contained "freedom of speech" and "trump" together.
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:10 |
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Same, but "the Second Amendment has historically never been interpreted as granting a constitutional right to have 'all the guns' until the Scalia court did so in 2008, your whole schtick came about because a lot of white people saw the movie Commando and spent the next 20 years packing the courts to make it a reality because white people are weird babies" every time whenever a tweet contains "the Second Amendment."
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXs1KnNWkAAhH82?format=jpg&name=small
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Throatwarbler posted:Same, but "the Second Amendment has historically never been interpreted as granting a constitutional right to have 'all the guns' until the Scalia court did so in 2008, your whole schtick came about because a lot of white people saw the movie Commando and spent the next 20 years packing the courts to make it a reality because white people are weird babies" every time whenever a tweet contains "the Second Amendment." "I'm an originalist" *overturns centuries of precedence using an interpretation that came about in the 1970s*
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:36 |
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we install grab bars!
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:56 |
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"Hello, state department of health? Yeah, I know where the next Covid outbreak is gonna be."
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# ? May 11, 2020 15:04 |
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Son of Rodney posted:I wish there were a Twitter bot that posted "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences" whenever a tweet contained "freedom of speech" and "trump" together. 2nd Amendment: Freedom from Consequences My god, this is why they're always talking about 2A and waving guns around. It all makes sense...
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# ? May 11, 2020 15:44 |
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A store that sells electric chairs? Must be in texas
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# ? May 11, 2020 15:51 |
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https://twitter.com/benwikler/status/1258956215431966726
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# ? May 11, 2020 16:35 |
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"i will walk around with this pistol target and show anyone who gets near me how i almost got them all in the big circle" watch out bicthes
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:03 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:A store that sells electric chairs? Must be in texas I think they mean those electric mobility chairs.
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:03 |
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Don't let these smoothbrained antelope have ventilators, please.
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:06 |
DON'T STUPID GO IN INSIDE
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# ? May 11, 2020 18:16 |
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oh hey, it turns out that the government telling people to open up their businesses doesn't magically make society forget the past 3 months: https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1259903233994248193 quote:Although nearly two weeks have passed since Georgia Governor Brian Kemp allowed restaurants to reopen dining room seating, owners are reticent to resume business as usual. quote:Fred Castellucci, who owns seven restaurants in the Atlanta area, conducted a survey among his customers to poll their dining preferences as restrictions ease. Of the 3,000 responses, just 11% said they would dine inside a restaurant. quote:Strategies remain consistent outside the capital city limits. Bo Henry oversees a handful of food services in Albany, one of the state’s premier coronavirus hotspots. Varying from fine dining to casual grab-and-go, Henry’s staff delayed in-house seating for over a week since permission to reopen was granted. Even by taking precautions such as using disposable silverware, his establishments have only seen about 25% customer activity this week. https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-restaurants-no-rush-reopen IMAGINE THAT
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# ? May 11, 2020 21:52 |
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if you tilt that graph ccw about 40 degrees its a pretty convincing V shape
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# ? May 11, 2020 22:08 |
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Mr Interweb posted:IMAGINE THAT Not many restaurants find it's worthwhile to go through the expense of reopening (staffing, utilities, cleaning, marketing, ordering ingredients) and the risk (of a worker or customer getting sick and suing you) to run an establishment at 20% or 10% capacity. Same with bowling alleys, theaters, nightclubs, etc.
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# ? May 11, 2020 22:09 |
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taqueso posted:"i will walk around with this pistol target and show anyone who gets near me how i almost got them all in the big circle" watch out bicthes lmao its a dril post
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# ? May 11, 2020 22:50 |
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i think this reopening could have been handled a lot better
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# ? May 11, 2020 23:08 |
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imagine if they covered up cornavirus outbreak with misinformation from the beginning and never did health briefings, out of fear of the economy 4 months later they wanted to soo bad
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# ? May 11, 2020 23:15 |
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At least The Villages is saved?
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# ? May 11, 2020 23:16 |
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Small business owners: if you raise minimum wage by $0.05 per hour I'll go out of business because of my razor-thin profit margins! Also small business owners: let's reopen the economy so I can run my restaurant at 10% capacity!
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# ? May 11, 2020 23:20 |
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vyelkin posted:Small business owners: if you raise minimum wage by $0.05 per hour I'll go out of business because of my razor-thin profit margins! speaking of which, you reminded me to check up on that rear end in a top hat restaurant owner in maine: quote:A Maine restaurant owner who defied the state's stay-at-home order and opened to dine-in customers, has lost his health license and has been summoned by the state. https://www.wmtw.com/article/maine-restaurant-owner-to-open-friday-to-dine-in-customers-defying-state-order/32343952 i see his plan went smoothly
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Mr Interweb posted:speaking of which, you reminded me to check up on that rear end in a top hat restaurant owner in maine: Yeah it did, along with all of the other chuds who are making publicity stunts out of re-opening, because now the sky's the limit for his speaking engagement opportunities and soon-to-be-posted (if not already) GoFundMe.
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# ? May 11, 2020 23:47 |
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I guess Southerners are smarter than we give them credit for if restaurant attendance is 25%
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# ? May 12, 2020 00:51 |
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best electric chair ever
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Also the type of rear end in a top hat absolutely clamoring to be able to eat inside a restaurant at this point tend to also lose their poo poo at whatever minor precautions the restaurants are putting customers through, heard of one guy cussing out waitstaff for not getting preferred seating and the restaurant owner just reshuttered the place
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