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Rigged Death Trap posted:Glad to see Denver make the olympics
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There's an extra level of Internet Lore you have to know to get this post, but god its so good
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# ? May 9, 2020 08:31 |
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haveblue posted:*tom lehrer voice* ...when we're goatseing pigeons in the park...
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# ? May 9, 2020 13:01 |
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:37 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:We have some tools on the admin side that can help identify perma'd accounts. I'm not going to get into the nuts and bolts of that for obvious reasons. Some of them are the usual poo poo you'd expect if you've ever done any kind of network poo poo, some are unique to Something Awful. Crypto Cobain posted:In that case, have an admin use one of those network tools to check up on me.
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# ? May 9, 2020 17:30 |
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Fittingly, seraph is a bitcoiner
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# ? May 9, 2020 19:39 |
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"What're you gonna do, use use network tools to check my account?" - goon whose account was checked using network tools
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# ? May 9, 2020 19:41 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Fittingly, seraph is a bitcoiner The funniest part is that he was given tremendous leeway to make circular, bad-faith arguments. The mod was way too friendly to him, if anything. He blasted from 0 to, what, the third most posts in the thread in a few weeks? Then he went and complained that he was being stifled, and dared the mods to look him up, lol.
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# ? May 9, 2020 20:51 |
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I remember he kept showing up to claim he got rich in the yospos buttcoin when I followed it during the Ross ulbricht idiocy,
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# ? May 9, 2020 21:17 |
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RandomBlue posted:Mmm.. I love sliders.
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# ? May 10, 2020 04:19 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The funniest part is that he was given tremendous leeway to make circular, bad-faith arguments. The mod was way too friendly to him, if anything. He blasted from 0 to, what, the third most posts in the thread in a few weeks? Then he went and complained that he was being stifled, and dared the mods to look him up, lol. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3838405&userid=222993&perpage=40&pagenumber=5
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# ? May 10, 2020 11:58 |
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Splicer posted:No, the funniest part is where he argues with himself: “Sockpuppet Slapfight” would be a pretty good username.
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President Beep posted:a real pane in the neck
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:41 |
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Why are the windows already broken in one of the shots?
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# ? May 11, 2020 00:02 |
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Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
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# ? May 11, 2020 00:17 |
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i guess that's why they call it window pane
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# ? May 11, 2020 00:37 |
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minato posted:i guess that's why they call it window pane That may be the worst line he ever wrote. It’s just so bad.
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# ? May 11, 2020 00:54 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I want to know if an assassin firing square bullets makes his own square cartridges and square rifled barrels. popewiles posted:I think it's fair to say that an assassin firing square bullets doesn't cut corners.
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# ? May 11, 2020 01:59 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Actually most of the problems with American English were caused by one guy who thought it should contain all the words used by Shakespeare so he carelessly imported and released them. the cali-girl "like" is a linguistic starling
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:36 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the cali-girl "like" is a linguistic starling It’s beautiful and clever?
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:42 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the cali-girl "like" is a linguistic starling Also Shakespeare, like, always said it. Alas, like, Buffy she was my bestie, Tiff'ny
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# ? May 11, 2020 03:46 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Also Shakespeare, like, always said it. Tiffany dates back to the 12th century and would have been perfectly normal for Shakespeare to use.
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:12 |
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It’s not like Shakespeare was above inventing names. Names first attested in the works of the bard include Olivia, Jessica, Miranda, and Imogen.
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:21 |
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Platystemon posted:It’s not like Shakespeare was above inventing names. Olivia was first used in the 13th century. He just popularized it. Jessica does show up first (at least in that form) in The Merchant of Venice. Don't know about the other two.
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:26 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That may be the worst line he ever wrote. It’s just so bad. That was eminem right? I can't remember what song its from
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:32 |
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Oh its love the way you lie. Lol
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:32 |
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Most of the words Shakespeare gets credit for inventing were probably already in use, he just wrote down a shitload of words and had obsessive archivists so his writing is the oldest example of those words that survived to today
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:35 |
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“Imogen” was probably a misspelling, but everyone goes with Shakespeare’s version so it counts.
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# ? May 11, 2020 04:37 |
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Shakespeare, the content aggregator of his day
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Captain Hygiene posted:Shakespeare, the content aggregator of his day 5 English Kings With a Name You Just WON'T Believe!
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# ? May 11, 2020 05:20 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Considering the goon community, I can't believe I'm the first to mention this, but have you considered pillow mods? Forget about those expensive, off-the-shelf premium pillows and build your own pillow rigs that have the qualities that you desire. Heck, some of those fancy commercial pillows should be avoided for their outright theft of components and ideas that were developed in the pillmod community. Notably, Serta's FaceHugger line was recalled entirely after they realized the looming PR disaster that a bunch of sleep nerds would incite.
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# ? May 11, 2020 07:06 |
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Yes I guess it has been a couple months since we posted the pillmod quote.
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# ? May 11, 2020 08:09 |
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Yes, but I need a waterproof pillmod because I can't find the right gaskets for my margarita machine.
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# ? May 11, 2020 10:15 |
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Drinkfist posted:You fool. It was already a TRIPLE false flag operation. We were trying to attack our own Evil United States of America (EUSA) falsely to make it appear like we were hitting ourselves but we were going stop but then the SECRET GOOD NAZIS called our bluff and protested and TRICKED us into thinking it was a gun protest when in fact it was a FAKE WOODEN GUN PROTEST (FWGP). We could not convince the superminds with our coded psychic hive spray named WOLF BLITZER so we had to commit to the TRIPLE FALSE FLAG by not not not faking hitting ourselves we have in fact full force hit ourselves to complete the final trickery they will NEVER KNOW (NK).
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# ? May 11, 2020 10:31 |
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Platystemon posted:“Imogen” was probably a misspelling, but everyone goes with Shakespeare’s version so it counts. I'm sure it's a Celtic name with deep roots, but I'm always involuntarily reminded of Baldur's Gate when I see it e: Imoen is not a bad name honestly, could do a lot worse if you were the type to name your child after a video game character. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 14:22 on May 11, 2020 |
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Attakijing posted:also i pirated titan quest and it wouldnt work on vista with hamachi, apparently. people that bought the game have the same problems. i wanted to play the game and my only pc gamin' friend refuses to buy any games at all so what the hell was i supposed to do? the expansion made the game dramatically better so it would only really work if i paid for my $40 copy and his $40 copy. The fact that this problem came from Vista really only reinforces that paranoid idea that vista is designed to kill pc gaming
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:01 |
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banned by a guy who harasses kids online
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Pope Corky the IX posted:"Boys will be boys!" I declare as I spread as much of my semen as possible onto the clothing of unsuspecting women.
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# ? May 11, 2020 17:48 |
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Salt Fish posted:Design challenge thread: yospos coat of arms
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so good
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