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Pump Jockey posted:In California counties can petition the governor for permission to reopen more businesses. One of the criteria for reopening is that nobody has died of the roni in the county in the past 14 days. Someone died in my county today, but the board of supervisors is crowing about the fact that they submitted their petition yesterday so it doesn’t count. lmfao
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:what the gently caress is this
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mystes posted:It's what happens when you pull out the plug and the entire planet gets sucked in. what if you plug it back in
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Chris James 2 posted:what if you plug it back in
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Chris James 2 posted:what if you plug it back in https://i.imgur.com/H2GYzhf.mp4
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Chris James 2 posted:what if you plug it back in There's no going back
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his name is https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1260405113794908160
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When the shtudown rules started relaxing earlier this month pretty much everyone I saw in public was wearing a mask. Which makes sense because there's a countrywide mask order until the end of the month. So I assumed we were gonna do OK in my neck of the woods in terms of everybody taking reasonable precautions for the duration I went out for groceries this evening and a majority of people were wearing masks, but a good ten-fifteen percent weren't. People are just giving up on literally the simplest precaution in the world.
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One of my fave SA stories was where a girl's blind date was going well and she ended up back at the dude's place. He's got a pizza in the oven and they're making out, but when the timer goes off he pulls away and gets this look of terror on his face, and says "This is my least favorite part " He opens the oven and immediately grabs the pan barehanded, screaming like a maniac. There was no second date
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Zotix posted:When people say that hospitals are classifying deaths as COVID19 to get more money what the gently caress do you say to these people? yeah I’m hearing this one a lot now but nothing to back it up
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Burn Zone posted:yeah I’m hearing this one a lot now but nothing to back it up Maybe ask 'em: How much more money are they getting compared to a normal rear end heart attack?
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Durf posted:One of my fave SA stories was where a girl's blind date was going well and she ended up back at the dude's place. He's got a pizza in the oven and they're making out, but when the timer goes off he pulls away and gets this look of terror on his face, and says "This is my least favorite part "
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Mr Hootington posted:Illinois has 4000 new co formed cases today!?!?! they tested almost 30k people; the positive rate was 14 percent, so keeping with the recent stats.
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Durf posted:One of my fave SA stories was where a girl's blind date was going well and she ended up back at the dude's place. He's got a pizza in the oven and they're making out, but when the timer goes off he pulls away and gets this look of terror on his face, and says "This is my least favorite part " also big Robert Pattinson energy https://twitter.com/ephwinslow/status/1260174908258123776?s=19
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fosborb posted:also big Robert Pattinson energy Holy poo poo I'm gonna wake up my kids giggling.
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Inceltown posted:#ronibreak
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Good Citizen posted:Checkpoints at the Cal border. No more zonies allowed. Zoners
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"Keep your seat-belt on if you've decided to live in fear" (wait, people do this)
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fosborb posted:also big Robert Pattinson energy
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:May 12th Cum. Deaths Update u couldn't manipulate the data to make CSPAM middle 169420?????
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Inceltown posted:#ronibreak Sir, you can't flush that island here
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Admiral Ray posted:u couldn't manipulate the data to make CSPAM middle 169420????? No we're professionals.
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I live in Madison county, Illinois. The reason the health board has twenty-nine members (plus chairman Prenzler) is because the county board has twenty-nine members. It's the same people. The health professionals are on an advisory committee. It's insane. That vote might as well be a suicide pact, it was 27-2. I should've known we were screwed, our competent director of public health is named Toni Corona. MADCO!
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tony coroni says "back ta work!"
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The Saucer Hovers posted:tony coroni says "back ta work!"
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oh, that’s Japan’s problem not ours (reads article) oh, in Virginia.
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fosborb posted:also big Robert Pattinson energy jfc that reminds me of my friend that makes "cake" in a mug. she mixes like milk and chocolate and flour and butter together and nukes it for a few mins. sounds gross as hell to me
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Shotgun Willie posted:I live in Madison county, Illinois. The reason the health board has twenty-nine members (plus chairman Prenzler) is because the county board has twenty-nine members. It's the same people. The health professionals are on an advisory committee. It's insane. That vote might as well be a suicide pact, it was 27-2. I should've known we were screwed, our competent director of public health is named Toni Corona. MADCO! you do have some of my favorite places in the 618, like CP Pinball and Old Bakery. plus Fast Eddie's but that goes without saying.
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got any sevens posted:jfc this is a popular enough activity that they sell cake mug kits: 
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