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Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
wonder if this is what mearls is up to these days

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Zurui posted:

That cannot be real. I will not believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtug5an4L8E

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Yeah, that advert is breathtaking. Pro click.

I feel like there's a place in the world for a game that explicitly penalizes certain players, to let kids explore the space created by institutional unfairness. But I suspect this is not that game.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
So we had "Millennial Monopoly", where you were all special snowflakes buying soy lattes, and now This Is What Feminism Looks Like To Republicans Monopoly?

Seems pretty clear Hasbro are just going all-out for the clickbait "buy it to burn it" market now. Presumably they can't sell it any other way.

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009


https://twitter.com/stevehastweeted/status/1259292373995196421?s=21

buh

half these cards make no sense. is it a fuckup? is it commentary on how men get a lot more credit for things they didn’t do? Who the gently caress knows :psyduck:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I assume this is some kind of ritual act to increase the torment of the enthralled wraiths of the game's original creators, perhaps to further Clan Giovanni's ambitions to take over the local grindcore scene.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



So women get $240, and men get $440?

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

No just 200 monopoly bux for dudes

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



It doesn't say "instead". :colbert:

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
I can only assume that this is what happens if you get a bunch of old white rich dudes in a room together to brainstorm how to make a game that appeals to feminists.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
"what if we called it Manopoly and it was just for the fellas"

- some Hasbro stuffed suit, loving guaranteed

I Am Just a Box
Jul 20, 2011
I belong here. I contain only inanimate objects. Nothing is amiss.

Nessus posted:

I assume this is some kind of ritual act to increase the torment of the enthralled wraiths of the game's original creators, perhaps to further Clan Giovanni's ambitions to take over the local grindcore scene.

https://twitter.com/Stevehastweeted/status/1259278209167867906

They cite her as the creator of the Landlord Game... and don't mention that the Landlord Game is what got "purchased" and rebranded as Monopoly.

GimpInBlack
Sep 27, 2012

That's right, kids, take lots of drugs, leave the universe behind, and pilot Enlightenment Voltron out into the cosmos to meet Alien Jesus.
This is 100% an attempt to cash in on #Feminism made by people who think there are "perfectly logical explanations" for the gender pay gap.

(I'm being incredibly generous in assuming they don't straight up think it's a myth.)

Lemon-Lime
Aug 6, 2009

Running an ad about how women don't get credit for their inventions and achievements about Monopoly of all things is breathtaking in its audacity.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Monopoly is basically the Budweiser of board games and their new creative direction aside from decades of lazy merchandising tie-ins is stuff designed to appeal to right-wing boomers.

https://www.polygon.com/2019/8/27/20830085/monopoly-socialism-board-game-hasbro-target

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Monopoly is basically the Budweiser of board games and their new creative direction aside from decades of lazy merchandising tie-ins is stuff designed to appeal to right-wing boomers.

https://www.polygon.com/2019/8/27/20830085/monopoly-socialism-board-game-hasbro-target

very funny that after years of failed kickstarters of Cards Against Humanity reskinned to "trigger the libs", we get the same thing direct from the source

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

gradenko_2000 posted:

very funny that after years of failed kickstarters of Cards Against Humanity reskinned to "trigger the libs", we get the same thing direct from the source

Especially when the version of Cards Against Humanity reskinned to trigger the libs is just regular Cards Against Humanity. Just play Apples to Apples, which isn’t a race to the bottom about how horrible you can be

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Whybird posted:

I can only assume that this is what happens if you get a bunch of old white rich dudes in a room together to brainstorm how to make a game that appeals to feminists.

"So... this is what hashtag girl boss means, right?"

Desiden
Mar 13, 2016

Mindless self indulgence is SRS BIZNS

PenguinKnight posted:


buh

half these cards make no sense. is it a fuckup? is it commentary on how men get a lot more credit for things they didn’t do? Who the gently caress knows :psyduck:

Based on what we've seen so far, I can't tell if its supposed to be an "own the libs for racist boomers" product or a "Monopoly for feminists, written by white guys who have never met one" product. It's like one of those "I made a bot spend 10,000 hours reading gender commentary on twitter, and this is what it came up with" machine learning things.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Yeah this is.. uhh.. Wow.

When my straight cismale white rear end can see the institutionalized misogyny in your game you aren't even trying to hide it.


They literally released this which is it's own brand of "Making jokes but actually we wish this were true."

https://www.ultraboardgames.com/monopoly/cheaters-edition.php

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


To the chuds that engineered Ms. Monopoly, the confusion and lack of sense is the purpose. Having a purpose can be critiqued for its choices and logic; by avoiding interesting critique, you can sell to both sides by having one chunk of the memes packed within reach into the psyche of someone's rushed gift-giving relative.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

"I can probably just google "Surprising things that women invented" and go with that. The hairbrush? Golly! No further details required there!"

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Kurieg posted:

They literally released this which is it's own brand of "Making jokes but actually we wish this were true."

https://www.ultraboardgames.com/monopoly/cheaters-edition.php

Hm. The only real limitation on lying about your Cheat to claim the reward is the other players accusing you of Cheating, and the only limitations on someone accusing you of Cheating is a) the next player interrupting your explanation of how you Cheated by rolling the dice and b) the fact that unprovable accusations of Cheating are resolved by a vote of the other players. And most accusations of Cheating will be unprovable unless you've got CCTV cameras and a pit boss in your board gaming room. So in serious competitive play, the lead should never Cheat, because they will instantly get accused of Cheating spuriously and eat the penalty. For the same reason, the lead should never accuse someone of Cheating.

The suggested Ultimate Cheater's Mode variant is also basically unplayable, because there's no rules for handling regular cheating. If you adapt the Cheating rules, you end up with there being no penalties for cheating, and they basically shug and say 'write your own drat game' there.

So as a serious game it fails, and as a game for family fun it's primary virtue is that it dramatically shortens the game. With the game ending when all properties are purchased, it ensures that it will either end with a proper endgame state or someone flipping the board much faster than standard Monopoly.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
What's dumb is that, according to Hasbro, Monopoly is one of their Featured brands that's making a profit next to MtG so it's presumably working?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Xelkelvos posted:

What's dumb is that, according to Hasbro, Monopoly is one of their Featured brands that's making a profit next to MtG so it's presumably working?

I wonder what the ratio of people who bought monopoly to play it vs. to give it as an office gift to someone they barely know is.

Elephant Parade
Jan 20, 2018

theironjef posted:

I wonder what the ratio of people who bought monopoly to play it vs. to give it as an office gift to someone they barely know is.
I got the super deluxe version of Monopoly for Christmas one year and played it maybe once ever, so probably pretty bad

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



monopoly jr is the superior monopoly

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

theironjef posted:

I wonder what the ratio of people who bought monopoly to play it vs. to give it as an office gift to someone they barely know is.
Oh it's absolutely more skewed towards the latter who just wanted to gift things to people they don't care about.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
e: nm

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jul 22, 2020

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
Snorlax Afficionado


I can't imagine giving Monopoly to someone I liked.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The college sports team Monopoly were a popular gift at the game store, walking the line of 'I know one obvious thing about you' and 'I don't want to actually get you something neat with it on it.'

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Cat Face Joe posted:

monopoly jr is the superior monopoly

I think I unironically believe this - when I was a kid I loved Monopoly Jr. and was excited to receive the “grown up” version as a gift....until I played it.

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Cat Face Joe posted:

monopoly jr is the superior monopoly

Can confirm

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


As a kid I always loved Star Wars Monopoly, and I honestly don't know why.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


senrath posted:

As a kid I always loved Star Wars Monopoly, and I honestly don't know why.

Probably the cool metal coins.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Lumbermouth posted:

Probably the cool metal coins.

The original version did not have those, so that can't be it.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
If you want true horror Monopoly, look no further than the two Star Trek boards released in 1998 and 2000: Star Trek Limited Edition Monopoly and Star Trek: The Next Generation Collector's Edition Monopoly.

They were two of a planned (but never finished) four-game set that could all link together to form a giant mega-board. Just in case you wanted to take an entire week to complete a game.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Slimnoid posted:

If you want true horror Monopoly, look no further than the two Star Trek boards released in 1998 and 2000: Star Trek Limited Edition Monopoly and Star Trek: The Next Generation Collector's Edition Monopoly.

They were two of a planned (but never finished) four-game set that could all link together to form a giant mega-board. Just in case you wanted to take an entire week to complete a game.

In college my roommates had these. They wanted to get a total of six and magnetic pieces and make it into a mega cube.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Slimnoid posted:

If you want true horror Monopoly, look no further than the two Star Trek boards released in 1998 and 2000: Star Trek Limited Edition Monopoly and Star Trek: The Next Generation Collector's Edition Monopoly.

They were two of a planned (but never finished) four-game set that could all link together to form a giant mega-board. Just in case you wanted to take an entire week to complete a game.

In middle school when the TNG card game was relatively big, a couple friends and I fudged the rules to play a three-way territory protection game. We turned the dozen or so line of location cards into a triangle with something like twenty cards on each side. We played a single game of this abomination for an entire Saturday morning and afternoon, and it looked like it would take the evening and all of Sunday to complete. We gave up to, I think, watch one of my friends try and fail for an hour to get past the first couple missions of Wing Commander Armada.

Great choices all around.

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MadScientistWorking
Jun 23, 2010

"I was going through a time period where I was looking up weird stories involving necrophilia..."
Hey PST a regional venture coordinator in Pathfinder Society covered up the harassment of a person I knew. That person later went on to harass and gaslight others. The secret about Totalcon is that person was in charge of PFS's presence meaning that there were two people that Paizo enabled there. Not everyone was happy with that situation because well I mean Bill Webb. As far as I am aware of the convention is partially aware of Erik Tenkar because of me but I kind of didn't want to discuss his antics with a known abuser.

Why am I doing this now? gently caress if I know.

MadScientistWorking fucked around with this message at 05:27 on May 14, 2020

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