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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.


Frances Barbarism.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
looks like Buzfeed News UK is closing

https://twitter.com/amolrajan/status/1260616998909870083

i feel like this is a bad thing. if you told me ten years ago that I would be concerned about the decline of loving buzzfeed i would laugh at you but here we are I guess

bionic vapour boy
Feb 13, 2012

Impervious to fun.
God it weirds me out how prurient SWERF & TERFs get at like the drop of a hat. Like, you could ask them how the weather is and they'd somehow turn it into wildly inaccurate fantasy runs about sex work or trans bodies.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Huh, I learned a new word today.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Angepain posted:

looks like Buzfeed News UK is closing

https://twitter.com/amolrajan/status/1260616998909870083

i feel like this is a bad thing. if you told me ten years ago that I would be concerned about the decline of loving buzzfeed i would laugh at you but here we are I guess

Well that's the only UK journalism gone

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Angepain posted:

looks like Buzfeed News UK is closing

https://twitter.com/amolrajan/status/1260616998909870083

i feel like this is a bad thing. if you told me ten years ago that I would be concerned about the decline of loving buzzfeed i would laugh at you but here we are I guess

So on one hand that ex-Guido turd Wickham is out of a job so that's funny but on the other Buzzfeed News did a significantly better job of journalism than any paper in recent times. Shame that. Though I still miss when Jamie Ross was there, digging up some of the weirder stories in UK politics. And the total nonsense like making Corbyn try Irn Bru on a visit to Scotland.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BCredibility/status/1260676184645472266

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


https://twitter.com/BCredibility/status/1260274049634185216

I feel like this bookcase either makes reading really exiting or heavily discourages it, or both.

Does he have a long stick and you have to poke them off the shelf and then try not to brain yourself with the hardbacks?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
When I lived in Thailand people I saw people who had trained monkeys to climb trees to get coconuts for them. If you owned that bookcase you'd need a bookcase monkey.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

So on one hand that ex-Guido turd Wickham is out of a job so that's funny but on the other Buzzfeed News did a significantly better job of journalism than any paper in recent times. Shame that. Though I still miss when Jamie Ross was there, digging up some of the weirder stories in UK politics. And the total nonsense like making Corbyn try Irn Bru on a visit to Scotland.

Wickham was one of the best sources for overviews of internal Tory party politics, which was kind of important since they run the country and all. Not sure anyone else does that job any more - it's just one faction or another advancing their agenda without letting on what's driving it.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

Actually, being a bookcase monkey is a source of independence and esteem for a lot of people,

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I shall clap for the bookcase monkey come Thursday.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bardeh posted:

When I lived in Thailand people I saw people who had trained monkeys to climb trees to get coconuts for them. If you owned that bookcase you'd need a bookcase monkey.

You mean a Librarian?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Clap for the NHS!

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/1260622071958306818?s=19

No not like that!

thrashingteeth
Dec 22, 2019

depressive hedonia
always tired
taco tuesday

Thank you for reminding me the clap is tonight.

Every time I try to stop I get pulled back into the demon drink.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



she better have taken it down to use the material in creating one 20x larger, covering her entire house

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Failed Imagineer posted:

You mean a Librarian?

Eeeeeeeeek!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
This is a post from someone in the UKMT from six years ago (sorry, can't remember who) that I shared on Facebook and which popped up today in my FB memories.

quote:

"The UK is the 8th largest economy in the world, producing around 2.3 trillion dollars per annum. The UK is also ranked 8th in the world by number of billionaires - with some 37 British nationals individually worth at least 1,000,000,000 dollars. We are 4th in the world by number of millionaires, with 590,000 households worth 1 million or more. There's plenty of money... tons and tons of money. More money than you could even imagine with your puny human brain.

The problem isn't that we don't have money... it's WHO HAS THE loving MONEY.

If you look around you, and you see poverty, and economic depression, and homelessness and misery and people struggling to get by, it's not because of immigrants, or gypsies, or scroungers, or the unemployed. It's also not because of the Credit Crunch, or Debt, or Austerity, or an International Banking Crisis. You see all that because all that huge unimaginable shitpile of money is sitting in the pockets of a few smug, smarmy, workshy, self-obsessed plutocrats who, despite having a pornographic amount of wealth... envy every penny you earn because it's not theirs. They are the cause of the problems in the UK, and one way they keep everyone from realising it, is to pay the editors of the newspapers they own to feed you disgusting lies about immigrants and gypsies and scroungers and your fellow humans struggling to survive, persuading you that they are your enemy.

And you swallowed their bullshit hook, line, and sinker."

Updated figures to enrage you: UK GDP (pre coronavirus) was 2.8 trillion, up half a trillion. There are 151 billionaires in the UK, up from a mere 37, and the UK now ranks 3rd in the world for billionaires, up from 4th. At least 821,000 households are worth over a million pounds, up from 520,000.

Do you feel wealthier? I sure as gently caress don't.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Darth Walrus posted:

Wickham was one of the best sources for overviews of internal Tory party politics

On this subject. I like to keep half an eye on Tory Twitter and Conservative Home from time to time, it's useful to know what they're thinking when it's not full of people mindlessly retweeting MPs' mindless line-to-take tweets. My eye got caught by rather an odd article title to be floating around on the Spectator: Boris’s sloppy PMQs performance is becoming a problem. Now, admittedly, this might just be a contrarian outlier, it does does come from one of the oddest people in politics (and think of the ground that covers); a former political editor of the Daily Express who joined UKIP as economic spokesman, became an MEP for them, turned against Nigel Farage after 2015, left in 2017, and now makes his political home in (of all places) the continuing Social Democratic Party.

But then I wander over to Conservative Home, and find their sketch writer deriding Boris Johnson's performance at PMQs as well. It's one thing for John Crace to write fawning odes to Starmer's dispatch box skills, it's quite another for Andrew Gimson to be joining him. Click down a bit and Paul Goodman's giving a platform for the backbenchers to put the boot in with a surprising amount of enthusiasm. And all this while UKMT continues doggedly pouring scorn on Sir Forensic Haircut...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Whether he's good at PMQs or not is irrelevant cos it's not like he's going to do anything worthwhile even if he became PM tomorrow. Making fun of the useless pillock is all he's good for.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

quote:

While the Leader of the Opposition is obviously a big upgrade over his predecessor
think this quote gives an idea as to the agenda at play here. can't establish Sensible Politics as the way to go if you're savaging haircut from day one. they've got five years to let Keir neuter Labour before they have to go through the motions of crushing the human blancmange in an election

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bloody leftys trashing the labour leader, don't you know the tories like him :smuggo:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Vitamin P posted:

Tbf sometimes he wins by being an unironic king and spitting truths



I'm not surprised that he's coherent on the subject of "barely legal". The things that are always on your mind are the last to go.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Trin Tragula posted:

On this subject. I like to keep half an eye on Tory Twitter and Conservative Home from time to time, it's useful to know what they're thinking when it's not full of people mindlessly retweeting MPs' mindless line-to-take tweets. My eye got caught by rather an odd article title to be floating around on the Spectator: Boris’s sloppy PMQs performance is becoming a problem. Now, admittedly, this might just be a contrarian outlier, it does does come from one of the oddest people in politics (and think of the ground that covers); a former political editor of the Daily Express who joined UKIP as economic spokesman, became an MEP for them, turned against Nigel Farage after 2015, left in 2017, and now makes his political home in (of all places) the continuing Social Democratic Party.

But then I wander over to Conservative Home, and find their sketch writer deriding Boris Johnson's performance at PMQs as well. It's one thing for John Crace to write fawning odes to Starmer's dispatch box skills, it's quite another for Andrew Gimson to be joining him. Click down a bit and Paul Goodman's giving a platform for the backbenchers to put the boot in with a surprising amount of enthusiasm. And all this while UKMT continues doggedly pouring scorn on Sir Forensic Haircut...
eh labour is literally 20 points down. of course they're falling over themselves to keep this situation going for partisan reasons.

pmqs are for the journo jetset, everyone knows they prefer starmer. they'll keep performatively bigging him up so long as there is 0 chance of it impacting anything. I would love to be proven wrong, but I'm not holding my breath.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Up down up down. Barely legal? Then they go positive!

*nurse tucks trump in for the night*

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
even if he gets in he doesn't seem particularly likely to pose a threat to the status quo from his behaviour so far

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Every time I see any anti-Johnson or anti-government sentiment by nominally right-wing journos I automatically assume they're prepping for Prime Minister Gove.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

HJB posted:

for Prime Minister Gove.
Filling my bug-off bag.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Going with the Australian method; if you don't like the Prime Minister, there'll be another one along in a minute.

Honestly wondering if it works because people are less likely to vote for a different PM just for a change.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cleaner-gate hits a new high/low

https://twitter.com/miss_l_locket/status/1260836701242605568?s=20

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Guavanaut posted:

Filling my bug-off bag.

haha it's bug out. and I don't think there's anywhere in England you could bug out to - maybe some weird abandoned factory?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

It's amazing how without it being explicitly demanded by anyone, the idea seems to have diffused nationwide that clapclap time is when we pretend to momentarily feel general good sentiment towards groups of people in the abstract but don't you dare ask any questions relating to reality or practicalities - that's rude :mad:. It reminds me now of the insanity around Christmas where people typically will generally recognise it as having something to do with good will but spend the occasion being petty over gifts, hoarding food they don't need and generally making themselves miserable and stressed to the point of emotional meltdown. But of course if you point this out and choose not to participate in any of it you're a miserable scrooge, and very, very rude :mad:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Different kind of "cleaner".

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Oil barons are simply desert cleaners.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

This loving poo poo is why we'll never have a revolution or any form of uprising in this country. We're conditioned to see asking questions and holding our feudal lords to account as rude and insensitive.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

CoolCab posted:

haha it's bug out. and I don't think there's anywhere in England you could bug out to - maybe some weird abandoned factory?
Bug-off is a spray that works on arthropods.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I thought I hated my job before the pandemic but I've had to come in for the first time in weeks today and between the commute, colleagues I can't stand and the sheer lack of seriousness with which anyone seems to be taking this (they're all sat round the same desk in the otherwise empty office because obviously why would you change where you were sitting because of a measly little pandemic), I just want to loving scream

or set fire to the lab and run off into the woods

maybe both

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

XMNN posted:

even if he gets in he doesn't seem particularly likely to pose a threat to the status quo from his behaviour so far

Yeah, you can very roughly split Labour into the hard left, who fundamentally do want to change stuff and the soft left, who fall somewhere between the stools of "change is impossible" and "change is undesirable". For the soft left, getting into power is all about managerialism: they don't think there's anything fundamentally wrong with society as it's currently set up; they just think that they'd do a better job of running it than the Tories. Starmer of course is firmly soft left and thus no real threat to the Establishment, despite his wearing a red rosette.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

what is it with the guardian constantly publishing op eds about how any day now boris or arlene or whoever will have a come to jesus moment and against all the odds transform into enlightened liberals

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They lack the Courage of Hopelessness.

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