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Anyways thanks for all the money we are on track for a record year! Most Profitable Company ever! Sister award of: Least Productive Company ever!
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May 16, 2020 06:03
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A G4TV REFERENCE IN 2020! That's how old Star Citizen is!
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Star Citizen is on track to be in development longer than it took EA Games to revive the Command and Conquer games after they made them freeware in 2008!
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May 16, 2020 06:10
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When they say that a great weight eas lifted off their shoulders, backers are still confused as to whether that meant Ben Lesnick or Star Citizens development time.
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May 16, 2020 06:13
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Dwesa posted:I think I saw this Better Call Saul episode I thought the exact same thing!
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May 16, 2020 06:25
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Inacio posted:they updated it: Okay? So does that still mean that there are no new things on the roadmap? Sounds like maybe somebody looked at this: Quavers posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/spectrum-dispatch/17608-Roadmap-Roundup-May-15th-2020 And then someone over there thought that maybe that looks like they don't give a gently caress. Better let someone try to sugarcoat it
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May 16, 2020 06:29
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Bofast posted:You can get a (bad) taste of it like this, if it helps You know I watched that movie as a kid all the way through and I guess my mind blocked out just how awful it was as a survival mechanism. “Shhh! We have to be really quiet because a destroyer is hunting us... in space... which is a vacuum.” Chris Roberts is a genius and thank god he’s been given 300 million dollars to fully realize his vision. Now I just need to finish ripping all of the copper out of my walls so that I can finally enjoy Star Citizen.
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May 16, 2020 06:32
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Star Citizen is poop The backers have as much resolve as a paper bag. All they do is consume Star Citizen. Every so often their burning rage lands them at the doorstep of Cloud Imperium, waiting for an answer. And Chris Roberts and co are there, ready and waiting to stamp it out all over their front porch.
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Oh my God This game has been in prepre-alpha for so long that smiley is actually loving retro.
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May 16, 2020 06:44
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Time_pants posted:Oh my God It's missing those three .Gifs of Senator Armstrong loving raiden up on the signature
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Time_pants posted:Oh my God I'm glad of it
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Quavers posted:
When the reality is even funnier than the parody.
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Roadmap Roundup 
Notable Changes for May 15th, 2020
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Quavers posted:
Always a good sign, in a project with huge delays, in pre-alpha state with hop to beta supposedly coming out this year (  , it's never reaching beta, come'on), 500 people working on it, and more than a quarter million dollars thrown at it. Looking forward to a future progress update being just a smilie of 
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AbstractNapper posted:Always a good sign, in a project with huge delays, in pre-alpha state with hop to beta supposedly coming out this year ( If you factor in tax credits, subscriptions, investments, and possible other sources of income (cross promotion deals), they are probably somewhere in the region of 400 million by now. This could very well become the first half billion pre-alpha. Early days though, CIG can take their time to get it right :P
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Sarsapariller posted:
buddy you do not understand game development, this is obviously good for star citizen
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A list of Star Citizen White Knights tactics from someone on SC Reddit.quote:This calls for my list of white knight tactics. I’m up to 23 quote:Literally only seen a couple of these. Maybe you pay more attention than I do, but nothing is as bad as you say nor is the project as perfect as these apparent “white knights” say it is. quote:we've got a NUMBER 3 over here!!
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I mean, I do have a raging hate boner for SC, but it didn’t appear overnight: the whole thing is so eminently hate-able on every level it’d take a monk to resist popping a full-on robot chubby every time some terrible new bullshit occurs.
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Sarsapariller posted:
Without watching it I thought this was a renamed Theaters of War trailer, but alas, that's still MIA
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Daztek posted:Without watching it I thought this was a renamed Theaters of War trailer, but alas, that's still MIA Rejoice! https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/1/thread/theaters-of-war-working-title-playtests 'we've been overwhelmed with requests'
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RattiRatto posted:Also where is MoMA and eightace They're both partying at Sandi's $4.6m mansion.
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Quavers posted:Theatres of War Intro Video I am the textures flickering in time with the pirate computer screen
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RattiRatto posted:Also where is MoMA and eightace MoMA is playing SQ42 and always has been
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Sample_text posted:Isn't that guy's whole internet fame career essentially a metaphor for Star Citizen? I really couldn't say. I've only seen this video and maybe two others, one of which was maybe two hours of mostly talking about how bad the writing was in the Prometheus movie. 
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Inacio posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/roadmap-roundup-may-15th-2020 I'd suggest 'Star Citizen: i feel like i'm in an abusive relationship, i guess it's my fault for sticking around' but honestly it's too depressing. I'm just trying to laugh at a piece of poo poo video game here
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colonelwest posted:You know I watched that movie as a kid all the way through and I guess my mind blocked out just how awful it was as a survival mechanism. Your mind probably just narrowed in on the bulldozer scene and refused to let go of that one unintentional bit of comedy.
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Torquemada posted:I mean, I do have a raging hate boner for SC, but it didn’t appear overnight: the whole thing is so eminently hate-able on every level it’d take a monk to resist popping a full-on robot chubby every time some terrible new bullshit occurs. laughing at a shitshow I'm not personally involved in fills me with enormous hatred. Can't believe how much I hate laughing at this comical mess of ineptitude and grifting Bears
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Bofast posted:Should we count Starsector (alpha version) 0.9.1a-RC8 in that list, too? I didn’t include the list of games *currently in development* 
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Midnight Voyager posted:all I will add is that I hated the actual poo poo out of the protagonist no matter which of the three settings the personality meter clunked to. It actually soured me slightly on the idea of a named, relatively background-set protagonist... because what if they make them someone I despise? They kinda did. Your entire family dies in Kirkwall and the protagonist was around to let it happen. The moral beats were leaden too. colonelwest posted:You know I watched that movie as a kid all the way through and I guess my mind blocked out just how awful it was as a survival mechanism. Even better, Jurgen Prochnow probably knew a little about why it was dumb. Edit: re 2.4Ghz. If your gaming is interrupted by the microwave being on, turn it off and throw it away. It shouldn’t be emitting outside of the enclosure. Baby monitors and cameras are the biggest source of badly modulated 2.4Ghz, so generally stay off wifi unless you’re toilet-posting. Copper pipes are a great source of grounding and can make walls more wifi opaque, but again, don’t use wifi for gaming. It’s silly. Latency out the wazoo. Hav fucked around with this message at 13:55 on May 16, 2020 |
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