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Snowglobe of Doom posted:She is egging him one, reverse psychology is the only thing that works against him and the most surefire way to get him to chug a bottle of hydroxy live on TV is have a woman tell him he shouldn't do it  Only one mistake. She did not tell him he shouldn’t drink bleach. ThisIsACoolGuy posted:I'm not expecting a vaccine or anything absurd this year but just any good news would be nice. The President is possibly about to try to commit suicide in a fit of pique and we are probably going to see the President start screaming about how much fatter his enemies are. Oh, and someone needs to tell John Oliver to buy more Fox commercial time for a commercial on the dangers of morbid obesity and use a Trump caricature lookalike slamming down fried chicken and burgers as a model of the “unhealthy danger zone”. Then wait for the fun.
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Alan Smithee posted:the president's doctor's are giving him grape juice and telling him it's hydro He needs to be told that repeatedly so he looks into it and fires anyone who cares enough about ethics to not poison him.
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bollig posted:Just went and got an antibody test. I'm already ~85% sure that I had it back in February, I had a bad fever for 4-5 days, headache, cough, felt exhausted and had 0 appetite (literally only ingested Gatorade for that time, tried eating ramen and just nope, it was really weird) and I had flown internationally (from Seattle) like a week or so before. I also was a little short of breath for two or three weeks after that from time to time. tested negative
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bollig posted:tested negative Whoops, hope you hadn't been making plans to get out and do stuff in the assumption that you had antibodies 
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1262370919240003584 I guess he was all ears when Trump said to open up.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I guess I don't understand what is so pressing about a haircut? How is that the one item that seems to be make or break for these people? Have you even seen my hair.
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monkeytennis posted:Have you even seen my hair. I dont want you to die not even for that
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If the libs were driving hundreds of miles to get their hair done, you know that their masculinity and sexual orientation would be called into question.
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I'm still not wanting to leave the house for anything except food, despite everything reopening here. I feel expected to move on with my life and get on with things that need to be done, but it doesn't seem safe or right to do so. The world outside has become completely divorced from reality, and I don't know what to do.
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There Bias Two posted:I'm still not wanting to leave the house for anything except food, despite everything reopening here. On the way home from work, I drive by a fairly popular bar/restaurant. The past two months it's been empty save for a few cars from staff members and the occasional pick up order. Yesterday was the first day I drove past since Ohio allowed outdoor seating on Friday, and the parking lot was packed. Friday, Ohio allows indoor seating, we're hosed.
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There Bias Two posted:I'm still not wanting to leave the house for anything except food, despite everything reopening here. I bike everywhere so i still can go out and avoid contact with most people. i'm from the uk though and when i went to america like 4 years ago bike infrastructure didn't seem to exist in florida. just lots of huge awful roads with stupidly big shopping malls in the middle of nowhere. i know your country is a big place though so maybe it differs where you live .
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central dogma posted:You can leave the house, wear a mask, and practice social distancing all at the same time. Not when you actually have to go somewhere crowded and public to take care of things that should still be shut down, like administrative buildings. There's no way people are going to be properly socially distancing at the DMV, for example.
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Burt Sexual posted:Contact tracing in Florida must be non existent  Florida is fine, just fine:Cacafuego posted:Woman who designed Florida's COVID-19 dashboard has been removed from her position Also, if you want to see the Shock Doctrine being unveiled right before your eyes, here’s another great example: Trump to Tap New Company to Make Covid-19 Drugs in the U.S. - The New York Times quote:Trump to Tap New Company to Make Covid-19 Drugs in the U.S. Tl;dr: instead of choosing an established company to bring generic pharma manufacturing back to the US (a good thing), trump chose a brand new company for the $350 million contract (a potentially very, very bad thing when you read the CEOs history above). This will inevitably funnel taxpayer money into the hands of a (more than likely) unscrupulous business person who will (no doubt) skim some of that sweet government contract money to personally enrich himself and his business partners. Cacafuego fucked around with this message at 12:56 on May 19, 2020 |
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so what happened to the PPE company that was like a crypto dude who flew in a private jet with his parents to see the PPE dealer who wound up not having the goods does he get to keep the money no takesy backsy
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Whoops, hope you hadn't been making plans to get out and do stuff in the assumption that you had antibodies Lol no. Wasn't even that cautiously optimistic.
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Mozi posted:i'm glad that things are finally back to normal and we can put this virus thing behind us once and for all What a historic month that was. I'm glad its over
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Chinatown posted:i just call into zoom meetings now. conference calls have worked for decades. zoom is this a pathetic HR/cock stroking management idea that ITS DIFFERENT NOW and we all need to be on a video call. Dear friend, have you tried video calls through the blockchain yet? sweet thursday posted:What a historic month that was. I'm glad its over Time for shooters and hair cuts!
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Bronze Fonz posted:Time for shooters and hair cuts! Like, spree shooters? I wonder if a pandemic would keep a spree shooter indoors.
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Alan Smithee posted:so what happened to the PPE company that was like a crypto dude who flew in a private jet with his parents to see the PPE dealer who wound up not having the goods https://www.propublica.org/article/how-profit-and-incompetence-delayed-n95-masks-while-people-died-at-the-va Probably doesn't get to keep the money, but obviously no actual consequences.
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There Bias Two posted:Not when you actually have to go somewhere crowded and public to take care of things that should still be shut down, like administrative buildings. There's no way people are going to be properly socially distancing at the DMV, for example. I guess that's going to vary greatly by region/state/country. My locality has been excellent, people and employees have been respectful, and more people than not wear masks. And I live in the US, shockingly enough. If people around you suck, then I'm sorry for you.
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Trump hasn't tweeted a single thing today lol. I still have no idea what's happening in my city in WI. The republicans opened everything up, the governor is playing it as cool as ever just saying "Well, this is what they wanted and I can't do anything about it but I'll try my best," my city immediately re-closed but then opened up <24 hours later after the ruling, and now I'm seeing on FB that some restaurants are opening up. I haven't been out in a few days so I don't know what's happening on the ground. I go to the gas station sometimes though and no one is wearing masks anymore. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Trump hasn't tweeted a single thing today lol. Fingers crossed something vital has popped in his brain and finished the job.
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central dogma posted:I guess that's going to vary greatly by region/state/country. My locality has been excellent, people and employees have been respectful, and more people than not wear masks. And I live in the US, shockingly enough. As a guy with a customer facing job the governor is forcing me back to and a state where the governor has actively subverted local safety ordinances, I have no sane way to do so. Being able to handle the pandemic responsibly has become a class privilege and whether or not you actually do so a political statement. The US is hosed.
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FoolyCharged posted:As a guy with a customer facing job the governor is forcing me back to and a state where the governor has actively subverted local safety ordinances, I have no sane way to do so. Being able to handle the pandemic responsibly has become a class privilege and whether or not you actually do so a political statement. The US is hosed. i am truly surprised that we have managed to politicize a viral pandemic to this degree
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Trump hasn't tweeted a single thing today lol. I thought that leaked schedule from way back said he usually sleeps late then watches Fox and Friends before rage tweeting whatever diarrhea they talked about on the show
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Risky Bisquick posted:When can we call them prisonships hope the food is good
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bollig posted:tested negative You probably had Influenza B; I had it in January and it was pretty much as you described symptom wise. It was the bad flu of the year and a lot of people probably mistook it for covid 19 if they caught it later on.
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Hazo posted:I thought that leaked schedule from way back said he usually sleeps late then watches Fox and Friends before rage tweeting whatever diarrhea they talked about on the show Welp, you called it. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1262737181937938432
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Rexxed posted:You probably had Influenza B; I had it in January and it was pretty much as you described symptom wise. It was the bad flu of the year and a lot of people probably mistook it for covid 19 if they caught it later on. I know several people who are doing gently caress all for covid because they say they already had it in January, despite the lack of a test and also everything else that says they’re probably not smart.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I guess I don't understand what is so pressing about a haircut? How is that the one item that seems to be make or break for these people? You know what everyone has? Hair. You know what everyone needs and can't get? Haircuts. You know what's moderately annoying that you can easily commiserate with another person about? Not getting a haircut. Wouldn't it be really loving great if you found something that was easy to bitch about to others to use as a rallying point to find common cause against how much this all sucks? Goddamn I wonder what could be used to market that common angle of frustration? What in the WORLD could that be, what similar thing shared by many people could be held up as an almost universal sign of inconvenient displeasure that is easily recognized and easily overcome by simply bitching, and therefor a good enough goal to shoot for to empower a large rear end group of people? poo poo I wonder????
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Hazo posted:I thought that leaked schedule from way back said he usually sleeps late then watches Fox and Friends before rage tweeting whatever diarrhea they talked about on the show weird, his first tweet was about fox and friends around 930. good to know i'm up before the president of my country. also #presidentplump is trending and i can't wait to see his meltdown clapback..any minute now
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Welp, you called it. There have been side-by-side timelines of what Fox has on TV and what Trump tweets that go back years. They'll broadcast something and he'll tweet the exact same thing within an hour or whatever, it happens constantly and has his entire presidency. There's notable gaps when he literally can't be watching TV for whatever reason and when you can actually see that he's been watching it live and everything, it's stupid. It's your racist poo poo heap old family member watching TV and posting to facebook except literally to the world and running the country over it, it's phenomenal, he's such a troll and a kidder that guy. He really got me and my liberal 'goat', as it were, with how incredibly asinine and stupid he is. He really did. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:25 on May 19, 2020 |
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Big Beef City posted:There have been side-by-side timelines of what Fox has on TV and what Trump tweets that go back years. "There's notable gaps when he literally can't be watching TV for whatever reason" God, I hate when they make me do this president poo poo with speeches and meetings and stuff, my show's coming on!
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