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Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

CuddleCryptid posted:

My favorite part of this is "11 year old drag queens". I guess they are talking about boys wearing dressed because they like them? Versus the "Pedophilia Variety Hour" that is beauty pageants which tend to take place in... well, you don't see them in blue states very often.

There are, like, two child drag queens out there, which hate groups boosted the gently caress out of to try to prove that The Gays Are After Our Kids. It's all the justification conservative moms need to turn into Anita Bryant.

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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Merging the last two posts, they don't like 11yo drag queens because they're attracted to them and feel cheated when they find out. They have already planned their business trip to Thailand.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Grimdude posted:

How does one even accomplish this? Surely you'd have to get an older conservative type to convince them because they sure as hell aren't going to listen to some young liberal trying to convince them it's toxic media to consume.

Like I still get hit with "what about CNN huh!!??!!" despite having told people multiple times I don't loving watch CNN.

Oh yeah no that's absolutely the difficult to impossible part. I think in one case a serious disease caused the drop in RWM consumption.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

There are still a lot of people who think that being gay is the worst thing that could happen to a person, and that it only happens because something happened to "make" them end up that way.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Children are good enough at insults already I cannot imagine the devastating owns a child drag queen could deliver.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Sorry I missed a whole page. Ignore this.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Orange Devil posted:

A bunch of goons have reported family members forced to quit Fox, talk radio and the right wing memeosphere becoming a whole lot more reasonable within months. Basically people aren’t as bad and dumb when forced to think for themselves instead of being told what to think. However there’s vast money and power to be had by maintaining these systems telling people what to think and a lot of people seem to like not having to think for themselves.

This is an obvious lie, my mother hates Trump, hasn't had cable TV in years and listens to audiobooks in the car, maintains strict centrism on her Facebook, and she still believes blue state governors are wanna-be dictators taking advantage of the crisis and got Very Upset to learn her kids got take out from a pizza place that legally could have reopened.

She also still stands by her Jill Stein vote in 2016.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Your mother is a different type of dumb.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004












InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i have the guns, i decide what tyranny is

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Kill all the adults. Save the fetuses.

It's the only way forward.

Mr Darcy
Feb 8, 2006
An ex-colleague shared this in relation the the UK's exemplary handling of Covid-19 along with a few digs at the young uns.

I guess it did trigger me as I ended up doing an effortpost reply.




MrDarcy's effortpost reply that was a pain to screenshot on my mobile, so I'm sharing it like this instead. posted:

this is awful nostalgic shite.

Chamberlain was booted out of the PM position after the debacle in Norway.

We had air raid wardens because people were god awful at keeping up with black out regulations and would ignore the sirens - when we even had sirens as there weren't enough to go around at first.

Tube stations were originally banned from being used as air raid shelters but were opened up only after crowds forced their way in.

There was a massive black market during the war, looting was rife and despite 1950's movies, stiff upper lip was a propaganda invention to try and stave off the panic from aerial attack like we had during the 1917/18 Gotha air raids.

Munition crises were a big thing in WW1 (shell crisis of 1915 anyone?) and WW2, we bought huge numbers of American aircraft, vehicles and ships at ruinous expense exactly because we couldn't produce enough of our own.

We kept Spitfires in the UK during the Battle of France despite the French screaming for more support, but also leaving the BEF without enough air cover. In fact, lets not think too much about the state the army was left in after we got the troops out of Dunkirk but left all the weapons behind for the Germans.

We were the biggest wool exporter in the world at the time and we couldn't produce enough battledress for the army.

Coal miners went on strike (1944 I think) successfully.

Among many many other peoples, the Nazi's killed many early transgender people - it was possible to change your birth sex in some parts of Germany Hitler came to people

The army uniform was modified in 1944 to make it more presentable as British soldiers on leave were complaining they weren't getting any action as the smarter dressed American GIs were snaffling all the girls.

There were riots between British and American troops due to the differences between how non-whites were treated.

From bitter memory because of the mutinies in the 19th Century the British army made changes to uniforms and battledress to accommodate soldiers of different faiths - flight helmets that could fit over Sikh turbans, vegetarian rations, allowing beards etc.

And the oficial reports had massively inflated victories and massively reduced losses - i.e. in the Battle of Britain we apparently shot the entire Luftwaffe down several times over for tiny losses.



Am I the arsehole?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Mr Darcy posted:

An ex-colleague shared this in relation the the UK's exemplary handling of Covid-19 along with a few digs at the young uns.

I guess it did trigger me as I ended up doing an effortpost reply.






Am I the arsehole?

:sever:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i wasn't wrong: it was SARCASM!
i wasn't speeding office: it was sarcasm
no honey, she's naked in our bed sarcastically.
2+2=sarcasm!
go gently caress yourself
sarcastically

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

InsertPotPun posted:

i wasn't wrong: it was SARCASM!
i wasn't speeding office: it was sarcasm
no honey, she's naked in our bed sarcastically.
2+2=sarcasm!
go gently caress yourself
sarcastically
This but on the back of a T shirt with wildly different fonts and sizes

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

It's not even true; when plague was endemic in Europe, quarantine would be enforced on incoming ships whether plague symptoms were reported or not.

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

Mr Darcy posted:


Am I the arsehole?

Nah, you have the right of it. Your former colleague was trying to start a nice little reactionary circle jerk with like minded flatbrains. It wasn't sarcastic until you posted a refutation. You can tell it was never about honest discussion because of they way their feelings are hurt; they wanted to puff themselves up, you hurt their pride, and they tried to attack you for showing them up without anything substantial to rebut you.
In other words, they value feelings over facts because they are small of heart. Sever away.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

"It was a just a joke." is the last refuge of the rear end in a top hat.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

If LOOSE SAND can go through a chain link fence, how is a chain link fence gonna save you from basketballs?

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost
Also, call them a pissbrained Nazi sympathizing blood and butt chugging soil disappointment if the mood strikes you. They're going to stubbornly refuse to learn from this encounter and have already mentally labeled you an "other", if they're anything like stateside dipshits.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Dr. Red Ranger posted:

Also, call them a pissbrained Nazi sympathizing blood and butt chugging soil disappointment if the mood strikes you. They're going to stubbornly refuse to learn from this encounter and have already mentally labeled you an "other", if they're anything like stateside dipshits.

Plus if they take offense you can tell them you're just being sarcastic.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Orange Devil posted:

A bunch of goons have reported family members forced to quit Fox, talk radio and the right wing memeosphere becoming a whole lot more reasonable within months. Basically people aren’t as bad and dumb when forced to think for themselves instead of being told what to think. However there’s vast money and power to be had by maintaining these systems telling people what to think and a lot of people seem to like not having to think for themselves.

Before my mom retired, she would listen to a local oldies radio station at work. In the mornings, they had syndicated shows from Mike Huckabee and other trash like that. I noticed over the years that she listened to that, she got more and more rightwing. When she retired and stayed at home, that changed.
Its just that 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, this station pumped nonsense into her brain. Neither her or my dad ever wanted anything to do with computers, so at least I never had to worry about that.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Hot off the presses kill me

quote:

Fw: We were attacked.



Okay now we know!

Not that I didn't think this already....

INTERESTING???







Japan's Nobel prize winning Professor of Medicine, Professor Dr Tasuku Honjo, created a sensation today by saying that the Coronavirus is not natural.
"If it is natural, it wouldn't have adversely affected the entire world like this. Because, as per nature, temperature is different in different countries.
If it is natural, it would adversely affect only those countries having the same temperature as China.
Instead, it is spreading in a country like Switzerland, in the same way it is spreading in the desert areas.
Whereas if it were natural, it would have spread in cold places, but died in hot places.

I have done 40 years of research on animals and viruses. It is not natural. It is manufactured and the virus is completely artificial.
I have worked for 4 years in the Wuhan laboratory in China. I am fully acquainted with all the staff of that laboratory. I have been phoning them all, after the Coronavirus surfaced.
But all their phones are dead for the last 3 months. It is now understood that all these lab technicians have died.

Based on all my knowledge and research till date, I can say this with 100% confidence - That the Coronavirus is not natural. It did not come from bats. China manufactured it.
If what I am saying today is proved false now or even after my death, the government can withdraw my Nobel Prize. China is lying and this truth will one day be revealed to everyone."
Attached image:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
They've already forced him to say it isn't true. They are so fast.
https://www.asianscientist.com/2020/04/academia/nobel-laureate-tasuku-honjo-kyoto-university-coronavirus-man-made-claim/

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost
People couldn't possibly have similar body temperatures and even modify their environment for their own comfort!

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Nothing can live outside the environment it originated in, this is why humans only live in a narrow strip in east africa.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Alright so I had already blocked the chuds in my family on facebook (but not through email obviously), so my wife volunteered to send me the especially awful poo poo they post so I can bless all of you with permanent eye damage.

enjoy





TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

its hard to believe anyone can sincerely insist Joe Biden of all people is here to deliver us into Sharia Law

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I want to create a religion that's the best parts of Jesus' actual teachings and evangelical Christianity.

A religion where you have to feed the poor and comfort the sick, but you also get to gently caress porn stars and have orgies if that's what you're into.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



I've been told multiple times by my family that atheism is a religion, and that I "worship the concept of nothing", so I guess we're pretty much already there.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

VitalSigns posted:

I want to create a religion that's the best parts of Jesus' actual teachings and evangelical Christianity.

A religion where you have to feed the poor and comfort the sick, but you also get to gently caress porn stars and have orgies if that's what you're into.

Isn't this basically the Peoples Temple sans spaceship suicide ending?

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


A godless nation enacting Sharia law. How does that work?

Goddamnit, I'm thinking waaaaaaaaay too into this aren't I?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





VitalSigns posted:

I want to create a religion that's the best parts of Jesus' actual teachings and evangelical Christianity.

A religion where you have to feed the poor and comfort the sick, but you also get to gently caress porn stars and have orgies if that's what you're into.

Isnt this no joke just satanism?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

tek79 posted:

A godless nation enacting Sharia law. How does that work?

Goddamnit, I'm thinking waaaaaaaaay too into this aren't I?

You enact the law, but only to gently caress with Christians, not because you actually believe in them.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

tek79 posted:

A godless nation enacting Sharia law. How does that work?

Goddamnit, I'm thinking waaaaaaaaay too into this aren't I?

Y'see, by not enacting explicitly-Christian statutes and laws, we are making America Weak. And since America is Weak, the Mohammedan Hordes will swoop in, take over churches, turn all butcher shops halal, and convert people by the edge of the sword. Only by having Strong Christian Warriors in positions of power can stop this creeping Sharia, so vote Republican.

That's their stated logic, anyway. In practice usually it's just "A lady wearing a headscarf in public?! OH MY GOD THEY'RE TAKING OVER"

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

George H.W. oval office posted:

Isnt this no joke just satanism?

is it?

if so, hail Satan

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

tek79 posted:

A godless nation enacting Sharia law. How does that work?

Goddamnit, I'm thinking waaaaaaaaay too into this aren't I?

fundies don't believe that other religions are just made up of people who have different ideas and traditions about God, they believe all other religions were created by the devil and are some form of purposeful devil worship. Sharia law is "godless" because the devil made it up, and the people who say it's from God aren't just wrong, they're lying in order to trick other people into worshipping the devil too.

It's the same reason they get mad about poo poo like kids learning about other religions in school, if your kid write something like "There is no God but God and Mohammed is His prophet" on a test to answer a question, they've just invoked a magic spell that gives the devil power over them!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I lovehate that Caitlyn Jenner one. Is that her? I assume but I'm not sure. If it is her, she's on your side you dumb motherfucker. Also the fact that it's photoshopped to *hell*.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

VitalSigns posted:

I want to create a religion that's the best parts of Jesus' actual teachings and evangelical Christianity.

A religion where you have to feed the poor and comfort the sick, but you also get to gently caress porn stars and have orgies if that's what you're into.

I mean, Unitarian Universalists are pretty close to this. I’ve met some pretty chill UU folks

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Funion posted:

I've been told multiple times by my family that atheism is a religion, and that I "worship the concept of nothing", so I guess we're pretty much already there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5J_kao6mwA

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