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Giga Gaia posted:never tell the truth to anyone who wears a suit or uniform I'm going to get that engraved on a plaque for my desk.
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https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1262754834265980928?s=19 What would this even do. I still do not understand negative rates.
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I don't recommend them because it's a crime probably or at least naughty but there are companies that give pretend references and work history. capitalism!
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1262754834265980928?s=19 we will pay you to borrow money it doesn't stimulate capex or employment but rather companies will just take out more bonds to juice dividends, and number goes up
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Giga Gaia posted:never tell the truth to anyone who wears a suit or uniform this is one of the greatest truths of the world
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all negative rates does is make it so banks theoretically have more of an incentive to lend to the private sector instead of stashing their cash at the fed but it should be well understood by now that companies taking out loans from banks doesnt always actually produce growth or investment
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did this story about a guy liberating money from venture capital get posted yet https://themargins.substack.com/p/doordash-and-pizza-arbitrage quote:In March 2019 a good friend who owns a few pizza restaurants messaged me (this friend has made appearances in prior Margins' pieces). For over a decade, he resisted adding delivery as an option for his restaurants. He felt it would detract from focusing on the dine-in experience and result in trying to compete with Domino's.
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Thoguh posted:I need to start looking in to that in preparation for the layoff I assume is coming. There is a problem that the only company in the area that might hire me as a consultant or contractor is the one that might lay me off. you dont need customers lol
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Pick posted:I don't recommend them because it's a crime probably or at least naughty but there are companies that give pretend references and work history. capitalism! I have several gaps in my job history and I'm not sure what to do at this point. I've been passed over so many times. I work a seasonal job that is enough to cover my expenses but the gaps look so bad to HR. gently caress HR
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err posted:I have several gaps in my job history and I'm not sure what to do at this point. I've been passed over so many times. I work a seasonal job that is enough to cover my expenses but the gaps look so bad to HR. it would be wrong to google companies that do this affordably
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May 19, 2020 18:41
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bob dobbs is dead posted:you dont need customers lol if you want to be in the 90th percentile of fake self-employed consultants you can write some blog posts
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bob dobbs is dead posted:you dont need customers lol Only an idiot provides a service/product under capitalism. That's not where the money is.
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Pick posted:it would be wrong to google companies that do this affordably thankfully, being a rebel is cool
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May 19, 2020 18:46
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1262386242521575428 there's been a concerted effort among all elements of the media class, in both canada and america, to portray landlords as struggling, poor and weak, and to portray tenants as selfish, cunning and amoral
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Literal Hamster posted:there's been a concerted effort among all elements of the media class, in both canada and america, to portray landlords as struggling, poor and weak, and to portray tenants as selfish, cunning and amoral its almost as if the media class oft owns rental properties as supplementary income. weird!
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May 19, 2020 19:34
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half the renters in america pay "nominal" rent lmao
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Gazpacho posted:i strongly advise against that even under the circumstances, companies are absolutely pyschopathic toward people with work history gaps lmao what the gently caress is this horseshit advice? Just lie about your employment. Either start a LLC or get a friend to cover for you and just say you are working at your job that you just left.
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Stimulus checks solved depression! YAY! TRUMP
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ratbert90 posted:Just lie about your employment.
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May 19, 2020 19:58
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Lol the whole market just freaked out because the Moderna vaccine trial was, surprise, a bunch of bullshit
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whoopsie doodle!
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wow i can't believe a publicly traded company would just go on television and lie
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down down down
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Egg Moron posted:whoopsie doodle! If you ain't violating securities laws, you ain't trying. TRUMP!
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who could have foreseen
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Giga Gaia posted:thats a general pro tip for living life in america, btw. never tell the truth to anyone who wears a suit or uniform
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May 19, 2020 20:15
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loving trade war resolution pump and dump being replaced by covid vaccine pump and dump
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err posted:I have several gaps in my job history and I'm not sure what to do at this point. I've been passed over so many times. I work a seasonal job that is enough to cover my expenses but the gaps look so bad to HR. Most background check companies aren't that competent and most companies don't actually check your references Fill in them gaps
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GWBBQ posted:EMTs and Firefighters are probably the only exceptions to this rule because of the whole not dying thing. do not lie to the mcdonalds person about what kinda sauce you want
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Burn Zone posted:did this story about a guy liberating money from venture capital get posted yet so that Silicon Valley episode was right? which came first?
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Imagine, for a moment, someone who works at a background check company, and whether they are really really really committed to the job, and give a gently caress
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WampaLord posted:Most background check companies aren't that competent and most companies don't actually check your references sage advice if it was five years ago or more just say you were an assistant manager at a radio shack or some poo poo, pick any retailer that has gone under
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bob dobbs is dead posted:do not lie to the mcdonalds person about what kinda sauce you want You ever order chicken nuggets, request Sweet and Sour sauce and get ranch instead? Dark times that day....
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GWBBQ posted:EMTs and Firefighters are probably the only exceptions to this rule because of the whole not dying thing. bob dobbs is dead posted:do not lie to the mcdonalds person about what kinda sauce you want organ harvesters the lot
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Torpor posted:so that Silicon Valley episode was right? which came first? the episode of silicon valley, although rather than a specific pizza or even food issue but general capitalist/valley “let’s buoy our revenue while taking a loss and hope that nobody knows what arbitrage is” economic sleights of hand this is just one of those happy coincidences
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Like, I've never had to do that for a CV, but just about everybody else I know has.
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Pick posted:Imagine, for a moment, someone who works at a background check company, and whether they are really really really committed to the job, and give a gently caress it’s mostly robots doing the hard work of throwing your resume in the trash because you didn’t figure out their boolean logic puzzle and rewrite your resume for each and every job posting, but if you make it through then you get to interview with a brainwashed stooge who wants to know why you love this corporation, like the world’s neediest boyfriend, and they’re not gonna check your references and they’re especially not gonna hire someone to do it unless it’s a huge corporation that’s got one in house
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vetting is a spook
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Declan MacManus posted:it’s mostly robots doing the hard work of throwing your resume in the trash because you didn’t figure out their boolean logic puzzle and rewrite your resume for each and every job posting, but if you make it through then you get to interview with a brainwashed stooge who wants to know why you love this corporation, like the world’s neediest boyfriend, and they’re not gonna check your references and they’re especially not gonna hire someone to do it unless it’s a huge corporation that’s got one in house And then every manager in the company gets to collectively just be shocked and astounded that they can't find any good/qualified applicants!
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