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euphronius posted:major arteries .... blocked up .... chick fil a lol
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euphronius posted:probably 30-40% U6 unemployment at the end of April (it's a monthly report) was 22.8% LOL that vertical line https://www.macrotrends.net/1377/u6-unemployment-rate 
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snoo posted:lmao I have it on good authority that the green lady coffee chain is reopening their cafes in june, including our state where restaurants haven't been allowed to reopen at any capacity yet, this owns, I love capitalism To add to this, the coffee chain will be trading guaranteed catastrophe pay and $3/hour bonus for a small plexiglass sneeze guard. The pandemic is over, didn't you hear?
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https://twitter.com/bruce_y_lee/status/1263251219910397952 I love his articles
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mastershakeman posted:In all complete seriousness, why not reopen schools. The govt isn't doing poo poo and at some point one place of mass gathering is going to reopen, whether it be sports, school, churches, concerts or whatever else. And I'd rather have schools reopen than the others since they're more important a school has more widely distributed points of contact with literally the entire community. everyone is a degree or two away from a kid! not everyone is so closely connected to suicidal sports fans! but i guess we might as well open up literally the perfect spread vector, sure, why not. i would be on board with the really young kids (4-9 or so) getting to go since the developmental milestones come fast and furious at those ages, they are a much smaller proportion of the kid population, and a year has a bigger impact, but like, most kids 10+ are gonna be fine dude. they'll just get on xbox with their friends or whatever.
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Linux Nazi posted:As much as I want to believe this, I'm pretty sure the line is for a testing center that is adjacent to that krispy kreme. It’s real. Krispy Kreme had a promo on the 19th for all high school and college seniors to get a free box of donuts if they wore their cap and gown in the car.
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Spoondick posted:you can't get rona from using a drive-thru dummies, being in a car makes you immune to diseases, physical harm and obligations to treat others as humans That's true, the steel frame effectively makes your car a filoviridae cage.
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brugroffil posted:U6 unemployment at the end of April (it's a monthly report) was 22.8% 
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/bruce_y_lee/status/1263251219910397952 Thank you Bruce Lee
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brugroffil posted:U6 unemployment at the end of April (it's a monthly report) was 22.8% So that was with 20.5M unemployment claims total by the end of April, we've added another 20M already this month, lmao
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mastershakeman posted:My 4 year olds pediatrician yesterday said she was worried about lack of socialization for kids right now and would rather they play than not My one goal in life is to raise kids that aren't emaciated anti social weirdos like me so I have the same worry.
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mastershakeman posted:In all complete seriousness, why not reopen schools. The govt isn't doing poo poo and at some point one place of mass gathering is going to reopen, whether it be sports, school, churches, concerts or whatever else. And I'd rather have schools reopen than the others since they're more important it would be great to have kids go out and play and socialize, but unfortunately boomer grandparents have no respect for social distancing and it sucks
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we are incredibly fortunate that summer vacation is hitting just as americans are suicide-diving off the corona cliff tbh can't reopen schools when the year is already legally over
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Mrs. Dash posted:There's gotta be a food bank or something in that strip mall. I refuse to believe that many people would wait that long in line for a Krispy Kreme donut, objectively the worst of all the donuts.  Krispy Kreme is the master of hype. I remember when the first one opened in the Seattle area in the early 00's, there was a wait about that long then too. My parents love them because they have fond memories of them when they were kids, but yeah, the only reason to go to Krispy Kreme is when they hand you a free one fresh off the line and it's like inhaling sugar in gas form.
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euphronius posted:I love that trump has destroyed the CDC yeah i'm looking forward to the CDC chuds pushing a vaccine in a month that's just saline and alka-seltzer
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snoo posted:40 MILLION PEOPLE There will be no more money for individuals, and the extended unemployment benefits will be allowed to expire in July
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Business Gorillas posted:yeah i'm looking forward to the CDC chuds pushing a vaccine in a month that's just saline and alka-seltzer That's the best case scenario, saline at least won't give people heart attacks Probably
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fits my needs posted:hahaha drat there's been articles for what decades now about teachers having to buy supplies for kids cuz no money for school Fat cat teachers got a $250 deduction for those school supplies you know...
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snoo posted:40 MILLION PEOPLE Jeff Bezos has it
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:That's the best case scenario, saline at least won't give people heart attacks Sodium's too expensive, potassium chloride is close enough - Jared finalizing the vaccine at the CDC
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Jazerus posted:a school has more widely distributed points of contact with literally the entire community. everyone is a degree or two away from a kid! not everyone is so closely connected to suicidal sports fans! i go to work daily and shop/go to the laundromat every week or two, literally the only times ive gotten sick in the last decade has been through someone at work that has kids that got sick
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snoo posted:40 MILLION PEOPLE friend, haven’t you heard the news!? work is reopened!
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Thoguh posted:The amount of coverage this one gym has received is probably the best single example of how hosed up the coverage of the 'freedom' chuds has been. They're going to make more on a chud GoFundMe campaign than the past like 10 years of gym memberships.
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Jazerus posted:we are incredibly fortunate that summer vacation is hitting just as americans are suicide-diving off the corona cliff tbh We legit got best case timing on this outbreak. Holidays were over, but the NBA tests happened right before March madness which would have been super mega spreading. So only had to close school for 8-10 weeks and all summer to prepare. Too bad we wasted it. In all seriousness I don't even care anymore about school being a super vector. We have no plans to stop the spread, it appears the only goal is to keep hospitals from being overwhelmed. After 6 months of infections that alone should be enough so that the big outbreaks in the fall don't hit as many people This assumes immunity after infection but if there isn't immunity we're hosed anyways
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snoo posted:40 MILLION PEOPLE The dems are on the case, giving you a means tested tax credit for each child of yours that starves to death!
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lmao. My job is still doing random drug tests even though 90% of us are working from home now. I got called to the main office for an alcohol test (done through spitting into a cup instead of a breathalyzer at least) and a piss test. My last random test was a year and a half ago. Had the joy of riding the subway to work in the midst of a pandemic and hanging out in a room with four other employees who had their masks hanging around their necks. Love to risk employees lives to make sure they aren’t smoking the devil’s lettuce. Apparently the DOT drug test requirements have not been relaxed at all due to the pandemic. gently caress this stupid country. I hope I don’t get the roni from that.
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AnoHito posted:The dems are on the case, giving you a means tested tax credit for each child of yours that starves to death! https://twitter.com/ThirdWayKessler/status/1263199113052651521
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mastershakeman posted:In all complete seriousness, why not reopen schools. The govt isn't doing poo poo and at some point one place of mass gathering is going to reopen, whether it be sports, school, churches, concerts or whatever else. And I'd rather have schools reopen than the others since they're more important we are 100% already letting out 5 yo play with other kids outside
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AnoHito posted:The dems are on the case, giving you a means tested tax credit for each child of yours that starves to death! Except due to a provision championed by Joe Biden and republicans if you have any debt itll go towards that first, so the 50k student loans and 130k medical debt from your kid dying will eat it up before you ever see a cent. Thanks Joe!
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euphronius posted:we are 100% already letting out 5 yo play with other kids outside congrats on the future 'roni
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That one poster who announced that he tested positive yesterday, he mentioned his symptoms were subsiding. I hope he knows that "when symptoms subside" is when a lot of people are getting got. 
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euphronius posted:we are 100% already letting out 5 yo play with other kids outside Yeah I'm letting him play with the 3 other kids his age if they all have their own scooter/tricycles/bicycles (so tend to be separated by zooming around and nothing to share) but nothing past that . But the local parents are grouping up for shared nannies starting June 1 and I feel like we're missing out, especially on the one house with a slide and swingset that we haven't been using. Sooner or later we just need to have kids over inside each other's houses , especially for the fortunate unemployed (me) to help the people still working who can't get anything done (give me money you wealthy dual incomes)
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mastershakeman posted:Yeah I'm letting him play with the 3 other kids his age if they all have their own scooter/tricycles/bicycles (so tend to be separated by zooming around and nothing to share) but nothing past that . But the local parents are grouping up for shared nannies starting June 1 and I feel like we're missing out, especially on the one house with a slide and swingset that we haven't been using. Sooner or later we just need to have kids over inside each other's houses , especially for the fortunate unemployed (me) to help the people still working who can't get anything done (give me money you wealthy dual incomes) At that point we might as well just all go back to normal tho
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