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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas.  Quality page snype lol
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EA Sports posted:we are born in america inundated with the entertainments of the screen. we learn that our emotions and drives are less interesting to us as an element of our humanity but rather as tools to decipher the entertainments. a dull flat mindlessness, devoid of ambition, sold ideas of chemical imbalances by industries that convinced you happiness is in a pill. only the half hearted incompetence of mimicry could exist in such a nation. *reads this in a Martin Luther King jr voice* 
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May 22, 2020 19:12
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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas. Stress hormones can cause bad shits and farts, you aren't imagining it, stay safe fardy goon.
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Earwicker posted:at the same time aren't there also increasing non-corona deaths due to people being unable to get medical treatment for other conditions? i know several people who had chemo postponed, for example, and a lot of important surgeries have been delayed or cancelled as well Yes and its impossible to tell, as that number is very political now. I know suicide hotline calls are up 600%+. But I've seen nothing about suicides. Domestic violence and abuse is a nightmare right now though for sure. I'm all for places opening up, provided they don't force people outside. Which currently seems like you're either forced outside or forced inside.
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May 22, 2020 19:24
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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas. It turns out the TP hoarders were right.
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May 22, 2020 19:28
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I had a dream last night that I tested positive for covid and one of the highlights was posting on this thread that I "tested positive toward the positive"
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May 22, 2020 19:29
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mrfart posted:Haha, That’s my wife. She’s wearing a straw hat, but you can see whatever you want to see. What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis
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May 22, 2020 19:33
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bird with big dick posted:What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis Turn off your monitor
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May 22, 2020 19:39
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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas. Bowel habit changes are a common symptom of lack of exercise. Also of covid. Good luck out there!
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May 22, 2020 20:17
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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas. I now poop throughout the day instead of my no-pooping from 7am-4:30pm since I'm usually at school during those hours on weekdays and our restroom situation is laughable.
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fishing with the fam posted:Ever since the quarantine started I have seen a sharp uptick in the number of oh-i-have-to-poops that turned out to be false alarm gas. I think I’ve become more regular. Sjs00 posted:Turn off your monitor Pretty close tbh 
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May 22, 2020 20:33
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bird with big dick posted:What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis Be the change you want to see in the world
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May 22, 2020 20:44
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bird with big dick posted:What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis There's nothing wrong with shooting for the sky in these trying times.
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I woke up and saw this spike and got scared this morning. Then later this morning getting gas I was held up in line this by a really old guy with a walker and no mask trying to convince the cashier she didn't need one because its a medical fact that now its summer the virus is destroyed and hes worked at tampa general hospital for 50 years so he knows everything about it. A week or so ago another guy in a gas station buying beer at like 10 am yelling some poo poo about the bill gates virus. My parents just booked $8000 summer cruise tickets last week my mom said "you gotta live". Theyre 75 year old who both use CPAP and sleep sitting up. I should be getting my antibody results back anytime, Im pretty sure I got it in March. I really hope so because it was bad and i hope I have some immunity to it because i dont want to get it again. Two of the three guys I work part time with stripping cars both told me they are sick yesterday. Stressful times goons! Ahhhh
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May 22, 2020 21:27
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Yeah Florida is hosed, let this be a lesson for every other red state to ignore.
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Fallows posted:My parents just booked $8000 summer cruise tickets last week my mom said "you gotta live". Theyre 75 year old who both use CPAP and sleep sitting up. im sorry that your mom has irony poisoning and actually wants to die. thats super rad!
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My mom got tested 9 days ago in Ontario. Just got the test results back today. Negative thankfully, but why did it take that long? 2 weeks after opening up garden centers and golf courses and stuff and we’ve had 4 days in a row of case increases, today was the highest in two weeks. Yet we are still planning on opening up more non essential stores. Cool cool.
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May 22, 2020 21:45
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Fallows posted:
I didn't even know it was still possible to go on a cruise? I honestly don't get why people want to go on one even normally, let alone in these plague times. almost like some weird political statement, which of course, the virus will 100% listen to. Sorry about your parents, though, I hope they'll be ok.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:My mom got tested 9 days ago in Ontario. Just got the test results back today. Negative thankfully, but why did it take that long? 2 weeks after opening up garden centers and golf courses and stuff and we’ve had 4 days in a row of case increases, today was the highest in two weeks. Yet we are still planning on opening up more non essential stores. Cool cool. That does seem abnormally long. I work in a hospital and had a COVID scare and I had my results in 12 hours. I know it's a different process in that case but I'd still expect the normal pipeline to get back in a few days at most. But yeah these spikes are only going to get worse now the weather is nice and everyone is crowding outside again. In a normal year, having snow in May is loving awful but at least this time it kept everyone inside. Mr Luxury Yacht fucked around with this message at 21:57 on May 22, 2020 |
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Fallows posted:My parents just booked $8000 summer cruise tickets last week my mom said "you gotta live". Theyre 75 year old who both use CPAP and sleep sitting up. My 90 something year old grandma just invited me to a "Quarantine is Over!" Party she's having. I told her even if she didn't live in an old folks home, that is a terrible idea. She's normally really good about listening to facts and acting reasonable, but I think she's lonely as hell. I'm sure I'll get all sorts of angry Facebook messages later though.
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May 22, 2020 21:52
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Tbh if I were 75 or especially 90 I wouldn't give a gently caress either.
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May 22, 2020 21:57
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I Love You! posted:Bowel habit changes are a common symptom of lack of exercise. Being stuck at home has completely destroyed my motivation to work out. I miss my gym. And apparently my stomach does too. 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh if I were 75 or especially 90 I wouldn't give a gently caress either. Most people I know 90 and up legitimately no longer fear death and actually somewhat welcome it.
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May 22, 2020 21:58
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Even if you wanted to lift at home, good loving luck getting any plates or dumb/barbells.
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Most people I know 90 and up legitimately no longer fear death and actually somewhat welcome it. Yeah same. I think if you cleared your 60s and retired you might as well stop holding on to life. Just party, do drugs, whatever, you've made it - best not to end up a shriveled husk with no hobbies or interests who lives to talk about the price of milk at the local gas station every day.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Even if you wanted to lift at home, good loving luck getting any plates or dumb/barbells. bench press your couch
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah same. I think if you cleared your 60s and retired you might as well stop holding on to life. Just party, do drugs, whatever, you've made it - best not to end up a shriveled husk with no hobbies or interests who lives to talk about the price of milk at the local gas station every day. the party's slated for july. should be a p good time
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dee eight posted:bench press your couch Too light and unwieldy But that's an option I suppose
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My elderly friend does not fear death. She is around 70 years old.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Even if you wanted to lift at home, good loving luck getting any plates or dumb/barbells. So what you're saying is if you bought weights ages ago but are a fat gently caress and haven't lifted anything heavier than a case full of plastic warhammer army men in years then now is the time to fleece some fuckers on ebay? I might need to have a word with my roommate
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smoobles posted:Yeah Florida is hosed, let this be a lesson for every other red state to ignore. Or they're not cause they had it January maybe. The good thing about this weekend is we'll know a lot more next week. I'm desperately hoping it's a good news weekend and not a horror show.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah same. I think if you cleared your 60s and retired you might as well stop holding on to life. Just party, do drugs, whatever, you've made it - best not to end up a shriveled husk with no hobbies or interests who lives to talk about the price of milk at the local gas station every day. Anticipated shift in opinion at age 59 when you actually are healthy and live a full life. Well maybe not you specifically.
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mrfart posted:I didn't even know it was still possible to go on a cruise? I’m still getting mailers for them all the time, they go straight to the trash. Also living in the city with a massive cruise terminal is what prompted our high numbers to start with, so they can do one right now.
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Ahem, I still have 4 tix to a suite and another cabin. Any takers?
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Burt Sexual posted:Ahem, I still have 4 tix to a suite and another cabin. Any takers? You gotta get out there and live a little man
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bird with big dick posted:What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis Have you looked in the mirror?
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To be fair, it's possible to hide in your suite and get free room service all week. If your suite is kickass and maybe has a jacuzzi then cruises might be cool. The only things to do outside of your room, on most cruises, are: - Swim in a pool full of children's piss - Watch an unfunny comedian make cruise ship jokes - Eat a boiled hamburger at the buffet - Jump overboard and kill yourself
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smoobles posted:- Jump overboard and kill yourself I honestly didn't know that this was part of the cruise experience. Is this bundled with the price of admission or does it cost extra?
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:I am hoping so much that there's no surge this weekend and things are ok. It would be so nice. Just do what the majority of Americans are doing and just ignore the real world. It seems to be working for them so far.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:I honestly didn't know that this was part of the cruise experience. Is this bundled with the price of admission or does it cost extra? It's free. Every cruise ship loses on average 2 passengers a trip
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