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What's the big deal with eradicating Polio anyways? Almost everyone survives Polio. All is Polio. Polio is all. Polio will set you free! All that the Myoctyes and Neurons in your body gotta do is learn how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps when encountering Polio.
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my freedom is more important than your health *dies from covid*
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COVID-420 posted:Top 5 New Cases In USA Today
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snoo posted:I don't want to do this anymore please unsubscribe me from this pandemic
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ArmZ posted:my freedom is more important than your health I was optimistic when I said hair cuts would be like Stalingrad it’s gonna be the rzhev meat grinder
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snoo posted:I don't want to do this anymore  I have learned to bake some drat good homemade bread due to this bullshit. So that's the story I'm going to tell when I'm  . I lived through a pandemic and all I got was this bread recipe.
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snoo posted:I don't want to do this anymore Only 12-18 months left, snoo! Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! POGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Atrocious Joe posted:i've discovered my new favorite talking point lmao 99% survival rate is horrifically deadly
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snoo posted:I don't want to do this anymore im staying in until i get another 1200 dollars, at least
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Malcolm XML posted:people be saying this but irs been several weeks since chud states opened up and we aren't yet seeing hospitals get flooded "several weeks" isn't long enough for things to get flooded yet, especially since A. the lockdowns, by dint of...you know, working...cut the growth rate significantly, so gotta get that exponential growth spun back up again B. despite the "open er up" nonstop chanting, a quieter majority of people in general are more aware of and careful about things (although that "in general" varies by localized area) C. despite the "average R0", it sounds like there's larger chunks towards either end instead of the actual average-- either you don't infect many people because you start coughing and stay home, or you go absolutely hog wild batshit and infect 20 people because you're a dumb rear end in a top hat incapable of putting together cause and effect tldr I suspect what we're going to see is what other people have already guessed about localized per-city or per-area big spikes, but where those happen is going to be a result of a bunch of places basically playing chicken with each other in the form of: - Extremely chud place comes off lockdown very early and vocally, 10% of people are out and about with no ill effects because it's still only 10% of people - Slightly less chud place comes off lockdown after seeing the 10% place not have a spike in hospitalizations but people are still wary, generally fine because only 20% of people are actually out and about - Repeat with various places until someone hits the bad dice roll of "too many people, too cavalier about it" and it's New York City Part 2 I do think this thread has (impressively, I know) overestimated the stupidity of people in general, which is easy to do when The Most Stupid People are also the ones being reported on/have their twitters linked ITT 24/7, but covid's not going anywhere except into people's lungs at this point so
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:please unsubscribe me from this pandemic 
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Puerto Rico was going to open most beaches to exercise on Tuesday. They apparently just remembered the long weekend and announced a special exemption to open them starting tomorrow. Lots of theoretical restrictions but I feel things could get crazy since all beaches island wide have been 100% forbidden for over two months. And yes, I'm going to visit a (secluded) beach tomorrow, why do you ask?
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MorrisBae posted:The arcade version's "COMING SOON ON THE NINTENDO ULTRA 64" splash screen was very confusing to anyone who wasn't up on gaming magazines, I imagine COMING TO YOUR HOME IN 1995
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Cum deaths. Le petit mort.
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probably too late for the c-spam model; deaths should probably plateau before going up in june but 153k was an awful lot for june 1st; june 30th -- now we are talkin
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:May 22nd Cum. Deaths Update  my prediction
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Malcolm XML posted:people be saying this but irs been several weeks since chud states opened up and we aren't yet seeing hospitals get flooded That is cause goons actually buy the republican line about opening er up meaning a return to pre-covid times. 
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Malcolm XML posted:lol love too be upgraded by hiv into a diseased skeleton https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/us/montgomery-alabama-icu-bed-shortage/index.html
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Homeless Friend posted:That is cause goons actually buy the republican line about opening er up meaning a return to pre-covid times. Then again in NC the beaches are seeing nearly normal tourist levels and my chud cousin is instaing from packed restaurant after packed restaurant with no distancing visible, and I saw a packed restaurant with no distancing myself here in NC today
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Malcolm XML posted:people be saying this but irs been several weeks since chud states opened up and we aren't yet seeing hospitals get flooded https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1263579317935603712?s=20
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and of course Montgomery has to suffer because that’s probably the only place in AL where all of the suburban exurban and rural chuds have to be taken to e: ok half the state, forgot Birmingham existed theflyingexecutive has issued a correction as of 03:55 on May 23, 2020 |
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Literally the only reason that numbers are flat is because of massive fraud in how we report and collect the statistics.
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apatheticman posted:https://www.facebook.com/pg/absphynxandlykoirescue/posts/?ref=page_internal Yeah, I'm definitely not a good candidate right now :/ Hope those boys find a good home
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KaptainKrunk posted:gyms, churches, and restaurants reopening will be when you see some poo poo Dine in opened in NC for anywhere without a stricter local order and from what I saw today no distancing was being done at all. A lot of local places are just saying gently caress that and refusing to reopen but the ones that did are rolling in the chud bucks
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Salt Fish posted:Literally the only reason that numbers are flat is because of massive fraud in how we report and collect the statistics. Just the CHUD states. There is no reason to believe that deaths have lowered faster than new cases when the two have been correlated thus far in every country unless you believe less sick people are being tested more (lol).
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Salt Fish posted:Literally the only reason that numbers are flat is because of massive fraud in how we report and collect the statistics.
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apatheticman posted:
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KaptainKrunk posted:Just the CHUD states. There is no reason to believe that deaths have lowered faster than new cases when the two have been correlated thus far in every country unless you believe less sick people are being tested more (lol). idk I would guess that even in the most insane states vulnerable populations are still fairly locked down. even if the general populace is out spreading the disease and getting infected, taking things like care facilities out of the equation probably lowers the observed deaths/cases ratio pretty significantly
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euphronius posted:schools open in three Months 
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Stereotype posted:Hawaii is opening back up next week it sounds like. We have had like two weeks of single digit new cases and many days with zero new cases, including today. Be exciting to see how long you're able to restrict the rights of citizens to travel anywhere once Trump declares the emergency over.
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snoo posted:my wife will be allowed to take an unpaid LoA until at least the end of september Just because your job considers not returning to work a voluntary resignation doesn't mean the state does.
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euphronius posted:lmao 99% survival rate is horrifically deadly 99% survival rate with a (conservative) estimate of 33% of the population getting it is 25 million deaths worldwide we are at... 339,425 deaths 
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Atrocious Joe posted:isn't the Vatican even doing remote Masses right now? I think weekly masses and especially weekly communion is a relatively recent thing in that Church anyway. The Pope admitting that Martin Luther was right and in one fell swoop resolving the schism that defined human society for hundreds of years and killed millions was the most easily forgettable part of this pandemic.
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