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popewiles posted:A few years ago my wife and I stayed a couple nights at a bed and breakfast on the west coast of Ireland and one morning we had breakfast with a Swiss family and they were the snootiest, most arrogant people I've encountered in my entire life and from that I've made gross generalizations about Switzerland that no one will ever be able to convince me are incorrect. Reminds me of a difference between heaven and hell joke. ...and in hell, the administrators are Italian and the lovers are Swiss. e: entire joke snipe and i apologize for nothing  in heaven, the cooks are fench, the lovers are italian, the engineers are german, the administrators are swiss, and the police are british in hell, the cooks are english, the lovers are swiss, the engineers are french, the administrators are italian, and the police are american dee eight fucked around with this message at 17:23 on May 26, 2020 |
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logical fallacy posted:Where is he coming up with the .05% chance of catching Covid 19 - Fox news? Or did he just use his "Data Analyst" skills for divide # of (known) cases by the population of earth and thinks that's how contagions work? We have 1.7 million confirmed cases and a population of 330 million or so, so his math is sound. Of course we have many times that unconfirmed and that "chance" of getting the virus goes up every day. We're only a few months into this of course.
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I’m not even Mexican and I want to school these euros making a mockery or tacos and burritos Everything I hear about Mexican food there is always dire
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worldmeter is at 99987.
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CarlosTheDwarf posted:worldmeter is at 99987. 
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May 26, 2020 17:28
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Dipshit Donny is going to cut funding to whatever state reported and kicked them over the 100k mark. Special bonus funding to whatever Governor is willing to 'reevaluate' their death count back down a couple thousand so they can claw back the number for another day.
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I mean trump even said death number bigly good so what’s the problem Mods plz probate trump
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvNxWcrYEsI   I've never been less proud to be an american
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Can you not get chimney starters there or something? Those things are perfect for lighting charcoal on fire. Of course, it's what I am using. But it's not I'll share my secrets for free.
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I have a family member who works in an ICU at a VA. One of the employees there in the COVID 19 section of the ICU tested positive for the 'rona last week.
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Alan Smithee posted:I mean trump even said death number bigly good so what’s the problem Dems do nothing Dems won't stop attacking me Why can't we pray in school Why you let Muslims pray in school Pro-life Kill that motherfucker My friend, the right wing of America is bereft of self awareness.
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Mission Accomplished!
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Tipps posted:Mission Accomplished! Bring out Dubya but this time in medical scrubs
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I've never been more proud to be an American.
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canyoneer posted:I have a family member who works in an ICU at a VA. One of the employees there in the COVID 19 section of the ICU tested positive for the 'rona last week. Hydroxychloroquine! Seriously, they're still feeding that poo poo to vets. 
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Sedgr posted:Dipshit Donny is going to cut funding to whatever state reported and kicked them over the 100k mark. New deaths reported: Maine, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Rhode Island, Arizona, Iowa, North Carolina, Indiana, Virginia, Georgia, Maryland, Florida, Pennsylvania, New Jersey Wild card round: VA, Military, Navajo Nation
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Alan Smithee posted:I mean trump even said death number bigly good so what’s the problem He posted this about an hour before the US hit 100k: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265301249630654467
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Bronze Fonz posted:I don't know man, they're going "Oh yeah I guess the nursing homes need AC's in the summer uh?" as a heat wave comes in and we've had numerous heat-related deaths in nursing homes past summers. Oh yeah but that's what 15 years of PLC, which were libaral only in name, will do. But it's kind of hilarious that they just realized there is no AC install in places that needs them.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He posted this about an hour before the US hit 100k: Next goal post: 2 millions people. Hey we might reach that if we get 200 millions infected. (really dark humor)
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He posted this about an hour before the US hit 100k: so this means deaths will stop at 100K?
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Alan Smithee posted:I’m not even Mexican and I want to school these euros making a mockery or tacos and burritos I'm Mexican and everything I hear about our cuisine outside the country or at the hands of foreigners IS dire. Even high top famous chefs end up making lovely Mexican food. Geez.  Aw, you guys, still number one.
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CarlosTheDwarf posted:so this means deaths will stop at
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popewiles posted:A few years ago my wife and I stayed a couple nights at a bed and breakfast on the west coast of Ireland and one morning we had breakfast with a Swiss family and they were the snootiest, most arrogant people I've encountered in my entire life and from that I've made gross generalizations about Switzerland that no one will ever be able to convince me are incorrect. HEY! There are also a lot of pig-ignorant small-town rubes and farmers here. Alan Smithee posted:I’m not even Mexican and I want to school these euros making a mockery or tacos and burritos Up until recently, Mexican food has been just kind of a sad disappointment. But now, we have tacos everywhere...  I cannot tell you how angry these things make me. Sorry for the derail everyone, I'm off to grill my dinner. Happy 100k day!
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Bleusilences posted:Oh yeah but that's what 15 years of PLC, which were libaral only in name, will do. But it's kind of hilarious that they just realized there is no AC install in places that needs them. I can't wrap my mind around the fact that approaching summer 2020 we suddenly realize old people need to generally not-suffocate. It goes hand in hand with the powder taters, sporadic baths, abuses and the costly PLC 1.5 decade. I look at the americans just not giving a gently caress about 100k deaths and then I look here holy poo poo here we just take for granted that old people will die in miserable conditions, like it's background noise now after all these years. Why the gently caress is this timeline a thing.
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greazeball posted:HEY! There are also a lot of pig-ignorant small-town rubes and farmers here. what the... i mean it's not that much better than Sausalito's in Germany 
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Austerity measure always seems to me as trying to save penny by spending dollars in the long run.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He posted this about an hour before the US hit 100k: Someone stop those goalposts before they get away! Wasn't there a fact-checker article posted here that said not only were his "travel bans" ineffectual, but they literally couldn't find a single person who accused him of being racist for them? edit: Not it but close
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Bronze Fonz posted:I can't wrap my mind around the fact that approaching summer 2020 we suddenly realize old people need to generally not-suffocate. Ben Shapiro says that if you are 82 years old you lived long enough so though luck if you die.
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greazeball posted:HEY! There are also a lot of pig-ignorant small-town rubes and farmers here. Is that a cuban sandwich?
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So Trump wants so sacrifice 100k chuds to the virus god and dems want to stop him?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He posted this about an hour before the US hit 100k: 4 years of trump tweets are going to be amazing come nov. Just buy out billboards across the country and put his tweets on them.
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Are there chicken wing restaurants in Europe? Kinda want to move to Germany now and open a Hüters.
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Shaocaholica posted:So Trump wants so sacrifice 100k chuds to the virus god and dems want to stop him? Statistically 40,000 of Trump Virus victims (probably) have positive, good political beliefs, so this is a bad take
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Shaocaholica posted:So Trump wants so sacrifice 100k chuds to the virus god and dems want to stop him? virus is apolitical. it kills left right and center without a thought
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Bleusilences posted:Ben Shapiro says that if you are 82 years old you lived long enough so though luck if you die. I looked him up and he's 36, this checks out. I mean the "Ben Shapiro says that" part checks out. It brightens my day knowing I'm just a hair younger than him yet feel about 82 years wiser than him. Thanks! dee eight posted:virus is apolitical. it kills left right and center without a thought Look at this loving centrist
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dee eight posted:without a thought virus if very trump
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greazeball posted:HEY! There are also a lot of pig-ignorant small-town rubes and farmers here. Lol I bet Mexicans literally own that place.
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