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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hail Gay Satan!

Please watch over and protect the 100,000+ people who had perished so far in this pandemic and please provide those still left alive a light to reach when we enter the darkness.

Edit - one post late.

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

the only reason we're pushing for a vaccine here is to open up, which we've decided to just do anyway, so now there's no real desire to actually make one so it'll just be pump and dump schemes from now on

any actual vaccine is going to come from somewhere less insane than the US

Several Canadian companies are currently taking advantage of the second fact to fake their way through their own pumps and dumps

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

and also


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6x6V-6iaY

Edit: sorry, this is a normal page. enjoy the d!

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Missed it.

Hail Stan

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOMN9MY0oII

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Looks like Chicago is keeping lakefront and bars closed, people are gonna riot

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

85/15 beef was $7.50/lb today. :psypop: Where the beans at?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nooneofconsequence posted:

85/15 beef was $7.50/lb today. :psypop: Where the beans at?

the bean aisle

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I like my beans like I like my women

Full of shredded thigh meat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

bill gates is actually evil and despicable tho

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

euphronius posted:

bill gates is actually evil and despicable tho

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

TMMadman posted:

Hail Gay Satan!

Please watch over and protect the 100,000+ people who had perished so far in this pandemic and please provide those still left alive a light to reach when we enter the darkness.

Edit - one post late.

Quoting this brutal fail.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Inceltown posted:

I like my beans like I like my women

Full of shredded thigh meat
I froze enough beef for my dog for about a month in the before times. I'm going to have to start transitioning him to greatness chicken.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

TMMadman posted:

Hail Gay Satan!

Please watch over and protect the 100,000+ people who had perished so far in this pandemic and please provide those still left alive a light to reach when we enter the darkness.

Edit - one post late.

owned

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/BrennanSpiegel/status/1265119535901732865?s=20

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
The great thing about Satan, is that Satan can be hailed no matter the page.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Inceltown posted:

I like my beans like I like my women

escaping from ur sick rear end?

:smugdon:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Hail neighbor of Satan

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mask hoaxers

very bad (or sick!)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


very very weird

you'd think it would correlate to ongoing cases, unless new cases start shedding a week before being recorded and then stop

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Wrex Ruckus posted:

Hail neighbor of Satan

One off. The mark of the breast

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


amazing what you can do with :science:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

NofrikinfuN posted:

I got my hair cut today because having like a years worth of hair growth is loving miserable when its almost 90 degrees out

what day should i mark on my calendar for symptoms starting?

Just get some clippers, son. Cut my hair myself. Back looks pretty silly, but you know what? Ain't going to the clubs to show off these days, so it don't matter much.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

officer you don't understand, I was down in the sewers uhhhhg....testing the poop for Covid. those are my testing supplies and I need them returned

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Jon Irenicus posted:

officer you don't understand, I was down in the sewers uhhhhg....testing the poop for Covid. those are my testing supplies and I need them returned

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

sullat posted:

Just get some clippers, son. Cut my hair myself. Back looks pretty silly, but you know what? Ain't going to the clubs to show off these days, so it don't matter much.

I just shaved my head with the clippers I usually use on my junk. Nipped my eyebrow and now I’m all cockeyed.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Dustcat posted:

very very weird

you'd think it would correlate to ongoing cases, unless new cases start shedding a week before being recorded and then stop

i suspect the lag is due to the amount of time it takes to confirm a test. alternatively, it represents the fact that your immune system is now scooping up all the extra delicious RNA and breaking it down inside the appropriate immune cells rather than the RNA being processed out by the liver or kidneys.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

sullat posted:

Just get some clippers, son. Cut my hair myself. Back looks pretty silly, but you know what? Ain't going to the clubs to show off these days, so it don't matter much.

i did this and my wife told me it was stupid to do it while drunk

she was technically correct

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

late but i gotta say that i'm the nanotech expiration.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Admiral Ray posted:

i suspect the lag is due to the amount of time it takes to confirm a test. alternatively, it represents the fact that your immune system is now scooping up all the extra delicious RNA and breaking it down inside the appropriate immune cells rather than the RNA being processed out by the liver or kidneys.

yeah i think regardless of the lag time, there would have to be a mechanism or bias that lets specifically new cases correlate with the the sewer sampling, rather than all cases

it could be that this just works at the lead end of the outbreak

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
My wife's been watching korean dog grooming videos before bed for a few weeks, I let her try it out on my head.

I am now a bichon frise.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

do the thing where you shave half your face and head and own it for awhile.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Mummy Xzibit posted:

My wife's been watching korean dog grooming videos before bed for a few weeks, I let her try it out on my head.

I am now a bichon frise.

:staredog::shittydog:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1265405072885899271?s=20

mystes
May 31, 2006

I like that Amazon apparently thinks that this is good PR?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


wait, amazon employees wear cloth masks at work instead of being provided with actual N95s?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

mystes posted:

I like that Amazon apparently thinks that this is good PR?

https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1264668821090164742?s=20

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


dystopian as hell

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


man

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Dustcat posted:

wait, amazon employees wear cloth masks at work instead of being provided with actual N95s?

https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1265344849651302400?s=20

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