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Anyone have a zombie apocalypse in July when COVID and EBOLA mate on their bingo card? https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-ebola-congo-idUSKBN2382F5
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Just saw the Last Week Tonight about Voting by Mail. It made me think. It seems republicans are working hard to make all the chuds unafraid of Corona, and force everyone into a massive crowd if they want to vote. I thought Trump might eventually use Corona as an excuse to postpone the election but this might work even better for him.
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Many thanks for all the congrats, I would again like to thank our dark lord Satan for all of my great success. As to those of you trying to sully my victory with claims of number fudging, I am shocked, shocked I say! If anyone would like to legitimately challenge my glorious win and estimate how many people really kicked it from the covid, the math involved is not too hard. Run historical statistical averages for May, for non-violent deaths, state by state, and just assume anything above a standard deviation is stashed roni bodies. The US government is pretty darn efficient at determining who is dead or not, regardless of what gets put on the certificate. CleverHans has issued a correction as of 11:46 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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StormDrain posted:Any goon recommendations for respirator masks? N95 or kn95 or whatever. im starting to see 3M half face respirators on Amazon (6000/7000 series) gotta buy the filters seperate Alan Smithee has issued a correction as of 13:32 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Griefor posted:Just saw the Last Week Tonight about Voting by Mail. It made me think. It seems republicans are working hard to make all the chuds unafraid of Corona, and force everyone into a massive crowd if they want to vote. I thought Trump might eventually use Corona as an excuse to postpone the election but this might work even better for him. Look at this guy thinking we're going to have an election at this rate 2020 is going
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the states run elections in the USA trump can’t order poo poo. well he can try I guess but he’s be ignored
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euphronius posted:the states run elections in the USA State's have to request help for the insurrection act too and we're about to find out how much that counts.
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Nephzinho posted:Lies! They're just too busy with their huge influx of unrelated pneumonia deaths to deal with the covid hoax. yea tbh they should stop worrying about covid-19 and do something about that, it seems way more serious gently caress COREY PERRY posted:e: me am dumb wrong thread 3 bro are u good CleverHans posted:Many thanks for all the congrats, I would again like to thank our dark lord Satan for all of my great success. get this man a gangtag for winning the pool empty whippet box has issued a correction as of 12:16 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Thoguh posted:State's have to request help for the insurrection act too and we're about to find out how much that counts. that will be an interesting test
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The Insurrection Act predates the civil war, of course it required states permission, basically everything did pre-civil war, or at least nominally so. Since the Civil War though a lot of 'states permissions' no longer matter in emergencies.
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:ngl glad the cool zone kicked off late enough for me to get good covid habits ingrained because i forget covid is a thing for at least 90% of each day Same. Other things taking priority. Least everyone has a reason to be masked.
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Work sent out an email today about sending people back either the week of 6/15 or 6/29, lol
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lol you can already see the trend in America's daily new cases (and deaths!) ending its downwards slope and flattening out
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SKULL.GIF posted:lol you can already see the trend in America's daily new cases (and deaths!) ending its downwards slope and flattening out it's like the top of the rollercoaster but, uh, visually opposite
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I still appreciate that it is CleverHans who picked the right number.
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Thoguh posted:State's have to request help for the insurrection act too and we're about to find out how much that counts. I think Eisenhower used the Insurrection Act to send the 101st Airborne in to force desegregation in Arkansas without the governor's permission. So no, apparently Posse Comitatus means nothing.
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Norton the First posted:I think Eisenhower used the Insurrection Act to send the 101st Airborne in to force desegregation in Arkansas without the governor's permission. So no, apparently Posse Comitatus means nothing. Kennedy also did it in Mississippi in 62 to quell a riot
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Norton the First posted:I think Eisenhower used the Insurrection Act to send the 101st Airborne in to force desegregation in Arkansas without the governor's permission. So no, apparently Posse Comitatus means nothing. wasn't that act originally put in place to end reconstruction and formalize the reestablishment of brutal white supremacy in former slave states?
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Its so insane I'm going back to work tomorrow. I am really having a heard time managing my anxiety about it, I seriously have to just find a way to convince myself it's not that bad here
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Practice coughing now, and do it all day tomorrow. Just cough the whole time, like someone on an airplane.
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Munin posted:I still appreciate that it is CleverHans who picked the right number. Lol 
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Google Butt posted:Its so insane I'm going back to work tomorrow. I am really having a heard time managing my anxiety about it, I seriously have to just find a way to convince myself it's not that bad here Do you work with a few coworkers you know or with lots of random people. If you work at a small place it's pretty easy to limit your close(r) interactions to a small number of people at most.
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We're doing a staggered return 6/15 and 6/29 and I work in a giant-rear end building with thousands and thousands of people getting funneled through one set of escalators, lol. rip
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Bip Roberts posted:Do you work with a few coworkers you know or with lots of random people. If you work at a small place it's pretty easy to limit your close(r) interactions to a small number of people at most. I'm a computer toucher in a production facility of about 200, so it's not great. I live an early lockdown county with lowish case and death numbers. Everyone in the facility is wearing masks all the time from what I've seen, except for a couple people in IT who have not worn them while at their desks, thus me asking to be put in an office. I can definitely spend the majority of my days in this office, but I haven't interacted with anyone for two months so it's just hard to accept reality. Our IT area is pretty well isolated from the production staff and is not highly trafficked, but I'm just going to have to try and navigate my closer co-worker and tell them that if they need to talk to me to please wear their fuckin mask, otherwise just slack me gently caress. Google Butt has issued a correction as of 16:18 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Norton the First posted:I think Eisenhower used the Insurrection Act to send the 101st Airborne in to force desegregation in Arkansas without the governor's permission. So no, apparently Posse Comitatus means nothing. The amount of poo poo Ike pulled off with civil rights by virtue of being a military hero to the troops he deployed is kind of wild
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Google Butt posted:Its so insane I'm going back to work tomorrow. I am really having a heard time managing my anxiety about it, I seriously have to just find a way to convince myself it's not that bad here I discussed this a lot with a friend who works in food production and has been at work the whole time. He and I agreed that in office environment where people come over to talk constantly and a/c going, just wear one of those half or full masks the entire day. In conference rooms, at desk, everywhere. At some point people should get the hint Hell print out the study of the restaurant and the call center and put them on your door as handouts
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Steve Yun posted:Most $30 hardware guns have +/- accuracy if about 2°F which is fine for plumbing and cooking but not for medicine. There are specific medical infrared thermometers for about $60-80 that are accurate. have the prices on this stuff gone way up? i've always meant to get one for electronics stuff but i waited too late.
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https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1267842214840938496 https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/1267679742913851393 e: MSNBC anchor (Brian Williams?) announces that they "have a security team with all our correspondents" so media outlets recognize that they need private security forces to protect their journalists from the brutal paramilitary state police forces
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brugroffil posted:https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/1267679742913851393 :guy blinking meme:
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:We're doing a staggered return 6/15 and 6/29 and I work in a giant-rear end building with thousands and thousands of people getting funneled through one set of escalators, lol. rip why !?? that is so dumb
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euphronius posted:why !?? Not sure why, executives in my division are already back, probably to set an example. I'm one of four developers on my team and my boss is 100% remote and has been for seven years. There's no reason for us to be in the office
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Britt Burns posted:
COVID-19 IS GOING AWAY!
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Why the gently caress is Chicago reopening tomorrow
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Britt Burns posted:
everyone died of Covid  Edit sorry WITH covid
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everyone we need to accept our early traumatic deaths, look forward to posting from the office with all of you soon while we wait for the sweet embrace of roni
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mastershakeman posted:Why the gently caress is Chicago reopening tomorrow number not go up number must go up
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