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justcola posted:I have decided to learn German during lockdown, partly for fun and partly as I'd like the option to run away one day (which is a big internal dilemma for me as I see running away as being a luxury and abandoning my friends and family as well as any positive change I can do here on one hand, whilst on the other, I just can't be arsed living most of my life under a government I loving despise that repeatedly gets voted in) I've got a very basic German grammar textbook that I used doing German GCSE a long long time ago. Found it having a clear out so it's sitting in a pile of stuff to donate. It's pretty small so if you're prepared to give your address to an internet stranger I can post it to you. Not got PMs but you can email me at ktbsilver on gmail if you want it. E: title is Grammatik Ohne Panik Ktb fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Der hund sind auf dem kleiderschrank, aber mein schwester hat kein kofferradio.
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Jun 6, 2020 14:42
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Uh that "mini" computer system is clearly called DECSYSTEM 2020 so presumably that's a recent photo. 
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Jun 6, 2020 17:03
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welp just found out one of my friends from high school got lured into a meeting by pedo vigilantes and arrested on the way to it
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Jun 6, 2020 17:07
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Jose posted:welp just found out one of my friends from high school got lured into a meeting by pedo vigilantes and arrested on the way to it As one of the vigilantes or 
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Jun 6, 2020 17:17
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Pedo vigilantes as in the anti-pedo internet hunters, pedo vigilantes as in pro-pedo PIE groups, or pedo vigilantes as in vigilantes who also happen to be pedos like Gerry Adams' da?
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Jun 6, 2020 17:18
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they had him convinced he was going to meet a 13 year old girl and then called the cops who arrested him on the way
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Jun 6, 2020 17:19
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That must be one hell of a boner-killer.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:23
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That seems like a particularly bad move now that they've announced criminal charges for breaking some aspects of lockdown. Like not that it's ever a good move, but you're not even allowed to go between houses for sex with adults at the moment. Wonder if there's lockdown sex vigilantes pretending to be 20 year olds.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:25
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Pistol_Pete posted:That must be one hell of a boner-killer. he was also on drugs when they arrested him so that probably wouldn't have helped either
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Jun 6, 2020 17:27
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What do they charge people for in those instances?
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Jun 6, 2020 17:29
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Well this is bringing back some strong memories and is definitely not going to take up my whole evening rather than something productive. Jose posted:he was also on drugs when they arrested him so that probably wouldn't have helped either Is it one of these new research chemicals with names like 4F-PEDO-290? bessantj posted:What do they charge people for in those instances?
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Jun 6, 2020 17:33
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In English law you cannot be in possession of something once you've consumed it, and just about the only thing where the same rules apply for being high as they do for being drunk is trying to drive a car; there's no such offence as "high and disorderly".justcola posted:Any tips for learning a new language? I am using Duolingo and keeping a little vocabulary book and watching stuff in German on Netflix. The SA thread is a bit advanced for me as I've only just started, but any advice or simple books to read would be appreciated Die Sendung mit der Maus is quality television until you're ready to graduate to Tatort/Polizeiruf 110 The thing that made me stop doing German Duolingo in utter frustration is how it insists on making me rewrite everything into precise modern English grammar and won't accept "Think you the food good?" as a correct answer, when I was finding it orders of magnitude easier to just think literal translations.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:35
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Yeah but police definitely will use being intoxicated (or causing public disorder) as a pretext for a search to see if you are still in possession of any, which is then a possession charge no matter how small.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:37
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Guavanaut posted:Possession if they still have any, but being intoxicated isn't unless you're causing public disorder. They can use it as a reason to stop and search and search your home though, which is probably not what you want if you're a nonce. Oh sorry I meant what would they charge him with besides the drug charge.
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Jun 6, 2020 17:37
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Just reverting your english grammar back a few centuries is definitely easier if you're trying to learn german.
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Trin Tragula posted:In English law you cannot be in possession of something once you've consumed it, and just about the only thing where the same rules apply for being high as they do for being drunk is trying to drive a car; there's no such offence as "high and disorderly". So if a nonce swallowed their noncing videos...?
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Jun 6, 2020 17:40
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bessantj posted:Oh sorry I meant what would they charge him with besides the drug charge. Other than that, there's a law regarding communicating with a child (which does not have to be sexual) to meet, arrange to meet or travel to meet that child, intending to commit a sexual offence. That second one gets a bit wooly when the child does not actually exist, but the first one covers "I'm 13" "cool here's a pic of my dong" because the perpetrator believes they are exposing themselves to a child.
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Z the IVth posted:So if a nonce swallowed their noncing videos...? Have to ask Jose's mate
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Jun 6, 2020 17:44
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https://twitter.com/OborneTweets/status/1268923726025953280?s=19 Going to lose my poo poo as articles dribble out over the next 5/10 years saying "actually that Corbyn fellow was alright you know"
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Jun 6, 2020 18:02
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sebzilla posted:https://twitter.com/OborneTweets/status/1268923726025953280?s=19 Yep. I do suspect he's going to be pretty vindicated in hindsight which does make how dirty he was done even more bitter.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:04
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Guavanaut posted:
Probably Mephedrone. (Not to be confused with Methadone.) So funny story. Years ago I was involved in a trial where the accused was charged with assault and attempted murder of a sex worker. She basically said he took Mephedrone, then went crazy and beat the poo poo out of her and tried to kill her. His defence, which he got into the box to deliver was as follows. He did hire the sex worker and then took Mephedrone (which back then was a "legal high" in that it wasn't criminalized at the time.) He was keen to state that the drug didn't effect his mindset at all, it just allowed him to loosen his inhibitions to let him take part in the role playing scenario which he otherwise couldn't have. He then said that they began having sex on the bed, and mid intercourse the lady fell off the bed, rolled across the bedroom floor, hit the wall which caused the shelf to fall down and the contents to fall onto the sex worker's face causing the injuries. He then said that he wanted to stop the proceedings at this point as he was so worried about her well being, but she insisted that they continue having sex on the basis that this John had paid over his money and she was honour bound to get his money's worth. The story continued with more Dominic Cummings levels of telling a bullshit story. The trial ended up being collapsed owing to a problem with evidence, but I never got around to seeing how the retrial went. I assume that he was later convicted, because anyone who gets into the stand to tell a story like that is never going to be convinced by their Silo to plead guilty, no matter how much sense ot makes. So in conclusion, my answer to the question is Mephedrone.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:07
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Weird (and terrible). It still prevented an order of magnitude more cocaine deaths than any it caused though, and he sounds like the type to behave like that whether he's on coke, mephedrone, or ChestEze.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:19
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Guavanaut posted:Well this is bringing back some strong memories and is definitely not going to take up my whole evening rather than something productive. Cowards do it via telnet, heroes do it on Twitter so everyone sees their fuckups: https://twitter.com/bbcmicrobot e: https://twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/status/1268584757002190853 Cheating to let Cthulu do your coding for you, IMO, but he gets results. goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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Jun 6, 2020 18:22
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Cowards do it via telnet, heroes do it on Twitter so everyone sees their fuckups: https://twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/status/1268584757002190853 You're not doing anything to convince me that programming is not just sorcery.
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Jose posted:they had him convinced he was going to meet a 13 year old girl and then called the cops who arrested him on the way Mods didn't know?!?
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Jun 6, 2020 18:26
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Trin Tragula posted:In English law you cannot be in possession of something once you've consumed it I thought the insane psychoactive substances bill changed this?
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Trin Tragula posted:In English law you cannot be in possession of something once you've consumed it What about those drugs that don't get metabolised and instead just get pissed out unchanged? Not sure if any of them are psychoactive though.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:28
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In the last 24 hours I wrote my first (useful, as opposed to exercise) Python script and built a hurdy-gurdy, which I think counts as both the most interesting and dullest Saturday I've ever had.
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blunt posted:I thought the insane psychoactive substances bill changed this? But possession of something that's only a drug under the new PSA and not a drug specifically scheduled under the Misuse of Drugs Act isn't an offence, you just can't sell them as 'nudge nudge wink wink plant food bath salts' on the internet any more. This was, of course, predicted by Mickey Mouse in the 30s. 
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Guavanaut posted:Weird (and terrible). It still prevented an order of magnitude more cocaine deaths than any it caused though, and he sounds like the type to behave like that whether he's on coke, mephedrone, or ChestEze. I've had more than one client who told me that Mephedrone made them fighty fighty in a way they weren't before. I think it was a drug that just made normal dickheads, into Streets of Rage enemies. That being said the accused in my earlier story was absolutely the type of person who would be aggressive and dangerous to women even on 7-Up.
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Guavanaut posted:Depending on what he said in the conversation, there's a law in place since 2017 that criminalizes sending sexual material to someone they believe to be under the age of consent via an electronic medium. Ah thanks, i knew it had to be something but I couldn't think what.
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The Question IRL posted:I've had more than one client who told me that Mephedrone made them fighty fighty in a way they weren't before. We've never really had a culture of sensible stimulant use like say khat, so you end up with significant increases in violence just from serving vodka red bulls in some pubs. bessantj posted:Ah thanks, i knew it had to be something but I couldn't think what. The way that seems to be interpreted in some US states with similar laws is "could a minor have access to that message", so if B is 40 and contacts A claiming to be 13, and A, believing that B is 13, sends messages or images of a sexual nature, and C, who is B's 13 year old daughter is also a person who can access that computer, it's ruled that A is still noncing, but idk what happens where there's no real child at all even by proxy. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jun 6, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/JAACable/status/1269323625720668160?s=20
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Jun 6, 2020 18:52
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Really makes you hanker for a pike block.
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Jun 6, 2020 18:55
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Horses apparently are terrified of lodge banners, because they interpret them as solid obstacles. That may just be trade union lore though, and horses are also terrified of daffodils, sprinklers, and the sky, so what effect it has idk
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Jun 6, 2020 19:00
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They got that animal off that horse
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Jun 6, 2020 19:05
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tunbridge wells lol https://twitter.com/TunWellsSDF/status/1269280899952189442?s=20
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Jose posted:tunbridge wells lol Hundreds of white folks protesting in Stroud for the past four days. I think they're just excited to be out of the house, honestly.
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